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prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

here have my 20 bux

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:41

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# ? May 5, 2024 11:42

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Go back to GBS.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:43

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

i'd rather be posting

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:44

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Kuato posted:

i'd rather be posting

turn your monitor on

Node posted:

Go back to GBS.

turn your monitor off

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:45

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

prison is fun posted:

here have my 20 bux

Welcome to the forums :fiesta:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:55

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i dare you to post a better thread than this

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:02

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

i poo poo post for a living darling

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:06

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

and business is booming :wink:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:11

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

I vote 5 to all threads because I'm not racist or a murderer like you :drac:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:13

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

now im worried that maybe i am a racing murderer and i just forgot :ohdear:

like when alcoholics are rude but can't remember because black outs

who knows how many blacks i outed if i'm racist also

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:19

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

Gatekeeper posted:

now im worried that maybe i am a racing murderer and i just forgot

like when alcoholics are rude but can't remember because black outs

who knows how many blacks i outed if i'm racist also

i too enjoy going on that male forum with the pedophiles and pretending im a pedo too. except i'd never do that. LOL you admit to being a pedophile to me. GFG

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:20

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

sup prison.

how is pelican bay?

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:23

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Although more likely is this:
i think you are jealous because i have a good understanding of magick and the paranatural and most of my mindproblems went away when I started electroconvulsive therapy and my psychic alchemist gave me new brain potions

I barely talk to animals anymore and I NEVER expect them to answer and I live in a house that isn't abandoned and my artwork is not only uplifting and positive but also sells for reasonable prices

Looks like the only thing I murdered racistly was your black black sense of special individuality and compulsive need for smashing the na�ve innocents of friendahip

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:25

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

Gatekeeper posted:

Although more likely is this:
i think you are jealous because i have a good understanding of magick and the paranatural and most of my mindproblems went away when I started electroconvulsive therapy and my psychic alchemist gave me new brain potions

I barely talk to animals anymore and I NEVER expect them to answer and I live in a house that isn't abandoned and my artwork is not only uplifting and positive but also sells for reasonable prices

Looks like the only thing I murdered racistly was your black black sense of special individuality and compulsive need for smashing the na�ve innocents of friendahip

Prison.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:27

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

prison is fun posted:

i too enjoy going on that male forum with the pedophiles and pretending im a pedo too. except i'd never do that. LOL you admit to being a pedophile to me. GFG

why is your particular flavor of aphasia so focused on abusing children? could it be related to your statutory rape charges???

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:28

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

Gatekeeper posted:

why is your particular flavor of aphasia so focused on abusing children? could it be related to your statutory rape charges???

i too enjoy making poo poo up on the internet except when it leads to literal deaths

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:29

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

prison is fun posted:

Prison.

Life is like a prison as it can only be escaped by death

And yours is so difficult because you raped a minor

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:29

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

not dare, a bit too coherent.

or is he having a lucid couple of hours?

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:29

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

H.H posted:

not dare, a bit too coherent.

or is he having a lucid couple of hours?

guy who regged today and is talking about harmless ol gatekeeper being a racist murderer after dare's last two accounts were perma'd last night after accusing ol gk of racist murders

god i hope it's dare :ohdear:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:32

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

Gatekeeper posted:

Life is like a prison as it can only be escaped by death

And yours is so difficult because you raped a minor

look precedents are real. the fascism court judge was called in on ghomeshi. after the twitter harassment verdict came back blank they are looking to hang the slender man girls. rene dup papillion's Napolean complex can not be stopped by mortals. srsly.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:33

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Gatekeeper posted:

guy who regged today and is talking about harmless ol gatekeeper being a racist murderer after dare's last two accounts were perma'd last night after accusing ol gk of racist murders

god i hope it's dare

he just verbally vomited on me me in another thread.

yeah, its dare.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:34

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

H.H posted:

he just verbally vomited on me me in another thread.

yeah, its dare.

well whatever i warned ppl account terminated. time to go draw gay comics

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:35

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

being a working-man sure is hard H.H.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:35

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

I have crow's feet.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:35

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

the legend of the plague shoes is nothing to be jealous of i've heard some things about Tyler i read and bought a uli book

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:36

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

prison is fun posted:

being a working-man sure is hard H.H.

dude, you are truly the Stakhanov of SA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexey_Stakhanov

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:39

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

No, I'm repping the Nash equilibrium, forum Dad formula, right now. you're the Uncle I think. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:42

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

yeah, i lost you there.

dont know enough about nash, plus i'm not a schizo, so it's hard to relate to you.

anyway, take care and thanks for keeping SA alive.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:45

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

H.H posted:

yeah, i lost you there.

dont know enough about nash, plus i'm not a schizo, so it's hard to relate to you.

anyway, take care and thanks for keeping SA alive.

I hope I'm helping pay the library bills while you write your beautiful book on your Chrome Apple Laptop :p

I only drink when I smoke

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:46

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

prison is fun posted:

I hope I'm helping pay the library bills while you write your beautiful book on your Chrome Apple Laptop :p

I only drink when I smoke

chrome!=apple, but u probably know this. i hope.

i don't write books. my hobby is diagnosing mental cases online. BPD with slight psychotic tendencies, right?

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:53