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High schooler gets boner from tame cheerleader outfits and has his mom call and complain to the school. How does that conversation go? "Hey mom, I have to tell you, I saw the cheerleaders today and a strange sensation happened in my pants and the thought crossed my mind of a buttocks! Please help!" PureEvil6_13 fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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quote:Utah cheerleaders are told not to wear their uniforms to school after male student said they make him have ‘impure’ thoughts
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:10 |
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Maybe the kid had one of those boners that last 48 hours and just blamed it on the cheerleaders but his mom just gets off on slutshaming kids
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:12 |
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i dont understand if the boy had these thoughts why didnt he make rape on golden haired cheerleader? he complain instead? ha!
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:14 |
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Sunswipe posted:Whereas cheerleaders walking around naked won't be a problem? Utah high school cheerleaders prepare to take the field for their halftime show
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:14 |
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Maybe the boy was like, "ma, there some fly cheerleader's wearin' there uniform got me all the way sprung," and she was like, 'no, this shall never do."
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:14 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Utah high school cheerleaders prepare to take the field for their halftime show
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Germstore posted:Maybe the boy was like, "ma, there some fly cheerleader's wearin' there uniform got me all the way sprung," and she was like, 'no, this shall never do." She caught him jacking it to the yearbook
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:18 |
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of course it's from the daily mail. of course.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:19 |
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Gazpacho posted:of course it's from the daily mail. of course. I took the next link that wasn't yahoo.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:22 |
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daily mail EXCLUSIVE: a thing (maybe) happened at a school, WHAT THE FOOK???
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:23 |
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I used to have the problem this kid did. I'd have all these "impure" thoughts about girls and their sexuality. I still do even. So when I do I go masturbate, and after I'm done the thoughts go away for a while.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:32 |
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I used to have the problem this kid did. I'd have all these "impure" thoughts about girls and their sexuality. I still do even. Have you contacted Utah high schools about this miracle cure?!
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:34 |
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Utah is the Mormon state right? with all the insane people?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:40 |
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Yes, the state founded by child-molesting pedophiles
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:41 |
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Edit: Wait that doesn't work
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:28 |
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pyf mormon porn
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:45 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Utah high school cheerleaders prepare to take the field for their halftime show
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:47 |
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:reflex:
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:48 |
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Utah is the Saudi Arabia of the USA
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:22 |
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Sancho posted:Yes, the state founded by child-molesting pedophiles Is there any other kind of pedophile?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:31 |
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MoooOOOOmmmm...Heather's making me horny again!
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:46 |
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The Mentalizer posted:Is there any other kind of pedophile? Poseurs.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:47 |
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otoh having a harem of mormon brides would be cool oto if you were a mormon you wouldnt know what to do with them, unless you're one of those hypos who watch hella secular porn
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 10:00 |
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Don't they know that "god" made us horny on purpose ? Heretics !
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 10:04 |
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Showing your shoulders is considered a sin for a woman in Utah.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 10:10 |
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did the school check to make sure his boner was gone
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 10:21 |
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Maybe everyone in utah will go extinct in a few generations.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 12:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCScy8GndQ "She's doing it again... she's doing it right now... she's giving me a stiffy!"
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 12:39 |
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Lol one of the few legitimate """"""rape culture""""""""" scenarios ever is that whole Mormon mess in Utah Modest is hottest !!
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:47 |
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Utah should be deported to the middle east
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:00 |
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VectorSigma posted:pyf mormon porn Sign me up!
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:59 |
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ive ran into bubbling before but never as a mormon thing i just saw it a lot around like 2007 when i guess the internet as a whole figured it out and then got bored of it
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 15:03 |
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Oh no a boner. *cums* Problem solved.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 15:08 |
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thank god for that mom
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 15:11 |
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EvilJoven posted:Oh no a boner. Problem is that a Mormon prophet said that if you tugged on your cock you would be sucking dick in no time. He then said after you sucked dick you would be loving dogs and stuff.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 15:15 |
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Man without religion dealing with problems like boners is way too easy. Thank you God for making the whole thing way more complicated.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 15:15 |
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Triggered posted:Problem is that a Mormon prophet said that if you tugged on your cock you would be sucking dick in no time. He then said after you sucked dick you would be loving dogs and stuff. I mean this is pretty much how my life turned out, maybe the Mormons are onto something...
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:14 |
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this is the only Utah ppl should talk about http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/graffiti-artist-danielle-bremner-slips-police-net-as-jim-clay-harper-jailed-20160531-gp8cnm.html
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