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Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:
I think I have found TimeCube's cousin.

Now we've seen poo poo like this before.



















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The earth is flat, we've all heard that one before.
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:hitler::hitler::hitler:But it gets BETTER!:hitler::hitler::hitler:




Deep Space Nein posted:

:rant:Lucifer was cast to the ground before Adam was put on the earth. Lucifer, the father of the Juden, was ejected from YHWH's holy mountain when he attempted a rebellion, see Ezekiel 28. In Luke 10:18 YHWH said, "And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven." This was when YHWH's anger flooded the earth in Lucifer's flood which is commonly known as the 1st flood. This is confirmed in Jeremiah 4 23-27. Lucifer's rebellion is where the giants come from.

:jewish:


NASA is a satanic organization, those NAS-holes.


:stare:


Captain JewLuc Picard posted:

:rant:Messiah was led up to a high mountain to be shown all the kingdoms of the world. This would only be possible upon YHWH's Flat and Stationary earth.

Reading Mattityahu 4:8 Again, Hasatan takes Yahushua HaMoshiach to a very high mountain and shows him all the mamlechot (kingdoms) of the Olam Hazeh and the kavod (glory) of them.

9 And Hasatan said to Melech Yahushua HaMoshiac, All these things I will give to you, if you will fall down VTISHTACHAVEH (and you will bow down to [DEVARIM 5:9]) me.

10. THen Melech HaMoshiach says to him, Depart Hasatan! For katuv (it is written), ES HASHEM ELOHEICHA TIRA VOTO TAAVOD, (that is YHWH, you shall fear Him and worship Him DEVARIM 6:13).

Pastor Ernest destroys the theory of gravity, the man in action.- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNn3SPHKb6I

:911::tbear::tbear::911:

The design and layout of the site alone , sans cosmic jewry, suggests someone who enjoys a little turpentine in thier coffee.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The earth is flat. The earth is stationary. The flat and stationary earth certainly has an end that we can't reach due to our own limitations. The ends are too far away.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:

satanic splash-back posted:

The earth is flat. The earth is stationary. The flat and stationary earth certainly has an end that we can't reach due to our own limitations. The ends are too far away.

Incorrect, we cannot reach the end because Jews.
:)

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
AstroJews

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
More like YHBTsFlatEarth. Better luck next time OP

Who’s more wrong—the person who droningly insists, jerking like an automaton, that the world is round, has always been round, and will always be round? Or the one who knows that this earth is not a given, and that we can imagine a whole weary planet into new and different shapes?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm more about that hollow earth life

inkajoo
Oct 4, 2015

nyes
have you ever been too lazy / given up on your life to get up to take a dump but you don't want to acknowledge how ashamed you are at yourself even though no one's watching so you decide to just keep doing it, even going so far as to make it public knowledge, because after all explosive chunky diarrhea technically has SOME good qualities if you think about it

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
Its flat you dumb fucks

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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is this a mock thread cuz the op seemed p airtight to me

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I'm gonna have to consult with my gangster computer god about this one, Op.

Thanks for alerting us

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:

Fojar38 posted:

is this a mock thread cuz the op seemed p airtight to me

No, it's a thread about space jews from jewpiter.
The site just reminded me of Timecube.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
He might actually be right on this, did any of the Lunar landing missions have Jewish astronauts?

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
astrojews did space 9/11

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
stupid rear end globes

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Sonofsilversign posted:

astrojews did space 9/11


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnSGz8vW0U

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
space is is just water outside the dome that covers disc flat earth.

Oh and mountains are the stumps of giant trees cut down thousand of years ago.

Get educated.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
its pretty obvious the eart is flat im mean have you even seen a map my dude educate yourself

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's flat and when they drill for oil it's actually coming from the darkness of space on the other side. :tinfoil:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
We are all educated stupid, OP.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
gently caress it I don't care anymore

JiveHonky fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Sep 18, 2016

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

paranoid schizophrenia is really sad and terrifying. it always seems to be the result of horrible tragedy. and watching someone with it just repeat the same thing again and again, desperately trying to process the things happening around them really exposes the gears of thought. all it takes is a strong enough push and what people once thought of as immortal and sacrosanct becomes a broken toy. you realise how thin the line of sanity really is, and the difference between yourself and the man ranting on the street hopelessly trying to pick up pieces of shattered reality is almost nothing.

sketch_nimrod
Apr 1, 2010
I don't know how to link or post pictures or anything, but googling "flat earth memes" is alright

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
ya there's dragons where the earth ends

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

gravity is a communist plot

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

chaosbreather posted:

paranoid schizophrenia is really sad and terrifying. it always seems to be the result of horrible tragedy. and watching someone with it just repeat the same thing again and again, desperately trying to process the things happening around them really exposes the gears of thought. all it takes is a strong enough push and what people once thought of as immortal and sacrosanct becomes a broken toy. you realise how thin the line of sanity really is, and the difference between yourself and the man ranting on the street hopelessly trying to pick up pieces of shattered reality is almost nothing.

not as good as niggerstomper58 thanks though

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