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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
First of all, I can hardly believe this song exists.

Secondly, I can't believe this isn't the default response to all GBS threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJrCopRo1mU

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
That song sure is Something Awful

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

suck, suck my dick

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

That song sure is DIRT NASTY

:agreed:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f4s94Yuo1Y

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
I have to consult my superiors to determine if I am allowed to respond to you in a negative manner.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-QTw615b4

Captain Tact
Feb 9, 2006
I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPNdWnwuBDI

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i wouldn't put my mouth anywhere near the op's genitals

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

I don't wanna suck Chris Hanson's dick ew gross

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I know what song I'm looking up on the juke box next time I'm out at a bar

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
From crank 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAgSM9OJl4

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqqgmO8VNyU

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm going to saw off the op's fingers irl.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I know what you all want.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
as always eazy goddamn e (:rip: American poet) has this poo poo nailed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkjtoCQcwk

KKKoras
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmgBKPPFxPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR0VsbyZxWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Only men have the right to suck dick.

KKKoras
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot

King Possum III posted:

Only men have the right to suck dick.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaIW0URYK8o

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


2 Live Crew had some great songs about making sweet love.

Drop yo' draws and open yo' legs up wide, bitch

I've been wanting to tell you this for a while
I like your fake blue eyes and your hoey style
So let's go for a walk through the park
You can suck my dick in the dark

And just do what I ask, bitch, bend over
Let me ride your backside like dogs do each other
I know that you're with it, so don't start frontin'
I don't wanna be your man, I wanna move somethin'

You might as well give up the pussy
Oh no

Listen up, baby, you look real pretty
Let me pull up your shirt and suck your titties
Yes, pretty lady, I love you so
Since the time we met, my dick has grown

You had other men, now it's my chance
Give me some time to take off my pants
The time has come, don't be frontin'
Just drop them draws, and let's move somethin'

Now what the hell do you want?
I want to gently caress

Let's rent a room at a gently caress-motel
Then play this game called, "Ring the Sleigh Bells"
Put the, 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door
And ride this dick 'til it gets sore

Then open your legs, put 'em in the buck
'Cause that's the way I like to gently caress
It's real simple, it's not really nothin'
All you have to do is move somethin'

Now let's find a motel
So I can see how you gently caress

Haa, Big Daddy, please
Don't rush me, bitch
Haa, Big Daddy, please
Don't rush me, bitch

Haa, work on my rear end, baby

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

King Possum III posted:

Only men have the right to suck dick.

Then it is fitting, then, that I allow your mom such a generous allowance. She's a special lady.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Let's get some class up in this bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Count me out for a blowjob. I mean they're OK but not great. I'll give em, don't get me wrong. I'll hog down on that sausage and act like cum is that magic juice the Greek gods drank.

But I'm OK without reciprocation

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe

ChrisHansen posted:

First of all, I can hardly believe this song exists.

Secondly, I can't believe this isn't the default response to all GBS threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJrCopRo1mU

this is a great song

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe
5/5 thread PALATIAL REGALIA

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
gently caress me in the rear end, I always say

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5BtLDcJOzQ

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vIpUnG8CWQ

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol I remeber dirty nasty CRACKER rear end FANTASTIC THATS ME

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe

Nooner posted:

Lol I remeber dirty nasty CRACKER rear end FANTASTIC THATS ME

i remember working at loblaws and dancing to music while i mopped gently caress u

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FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013

That movie owns.

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