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Alright. Let's talk Charactae Principia. We got Commissioner Gordon.   He plays it straight. He wants to do the right thing. But in a House this republican, who's there to do the right thing to anyway? We got Dr. Jonathan Crane, AKA Scarecrow.   "Not my diagnosis!" is his catchphrase. He's known for using fancy words to make D.A.s run for the hills. He is a footnote in TDK and he's a footnote in this election. We got Alfred.   He's the old white man who doesn't play a direct part in anything. He's also always right at least 30 minutes before he's proven to be right. In the first movie he did things behind the scenes, such as saving Batman, driving Rachel home, knocking out a LOS thug, saving batman again, and making a lot of wisecracks. In the second movie he just mostly stood back in terror as everything crumbled around him. He doesn't like dank caves, much like a certain former presidential candidate doesn't like not living in a decent rustic house sometimes. We got Lau.   He's the rich foreign dude that totally is not connected with the problems currently facing us. We got...Maroni.   This establishment-motherfucker is best known for walking into slam-dunk retorts. And getting clowned by Biden. And other clowns. We got...a f-r-r-r-reak.   The establishment was fighting a losing battle so they let him off his leash. Famous for believing that whatever is untrue only makes you...(and at this point he pulls off his mask that makes himself look 35 years old)....more truer. Then you got these guys:  They're...ya know...like Rubio and all them. Anyhow, I left out Rachel, Dent, and probably a few other minor characters that I can't remember. But that's why these next few posts are blank. They're for you, Sam.
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this is good clickbait cosplay, I like it it's very meta
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so uh who exactly is hillary?
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lorn Wayne posted:so uh who exactly is hillary? Liam Neeson
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Bloomington posted:Liam Neeson ah ok i was thinking more harvey dent/two face, but that works too
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lorn Wayne posted:so uh who exactly is hillary? Joseph Gordon Levitt. a DOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyy
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lorn Wayne posted:so uh who exactly is hillary? heath ledger e. nevermind I didn't actually read the op, it was a 'she dead joke' but you already claimed trump for ledger, gently caress if I know then
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i cant tell if this is a real attempt to take a funny facebook meme and put a half hour into it or if he intentionally ruined the whole thing to bait batman fans into looking like nerds for getting mad
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Sep 18, 2016 08:29
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great post op i liked it a whole bunch
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lorn Wayne posted:so uh who exactly is hillary? We all want Hillary in harley cosplay. It's the last piece
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Hillary is Batman, because she operates entirely outside the law and works to maintain the status quo at all costs.
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extra stout posted:i cant tell if this is a real attempt to take a funny facebook meme and put a half hour into it I'm not aware of any facebook meme. But I'm pretty sure "The presidential candidate is Heath Ledger's Joker" has been a thing every since Heath Ledger's Joker. But I didn't ruin it. I put thought into this. And moved a lot of pictures to imgur to be safe.
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FaradayCage posted:I'm not aware of any facebook meme. But I'm pretty sure "The presidential candidate is Heath Ledger's Joker" has been a thing every since Heath Ledger's Joker. there have been variations for months with bernie as our dark knight, hillary as two face and trump as the joker and it makes more sense than any of your insanity at the same time, i salute you for an effort post in gbs: the land of guys pretending to have a stroke for 6 words being an accepted kind of thread
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extra stout posted:there have been variations for months with bernie as our dark knight, hillary as two face and trump as the joker and it makes more sense than any of your insanity "I do not fear Jee Bee Eath."
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Sep 18, 2016 08:39
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Ork of Fiction posted:Hillary is Batman, because she operates entirely outside the law and works to maintain the status quo at all costs. Batman doesn't kill people
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Sep 18, 2016 08:55
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Ben Affleck Batman does.
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i didnt read to OP
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bernie sanders is more like bane. you can take quotes from either's speeches and i wouldnt know which was which.
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Dark Knight was a movie and not an election though?
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I rated this five because Bernie as Alfred and Ryan as Marconi made me laugh. Who's bane? Someone who is intimidating but is actually just another pawn...the electoral college? Oh right he's not in it. Hmm
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FaradayCage posted:Alright. But the democrats are the bad guys now. I don't understand. You are wrong. Get out of your poison narrative and open your eyes to the true world.
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big shags posted:Batman doesn't kill people Yeah he does. It just wouldn't be good for his image if you knew that
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Sep 18, 2016 13:54
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I'm the guy in the HOCKEY PADS
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Sep 18, 2016 16:27
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This thread is basically a rip off of a giant pile of festering dogshit
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So batman is hillary
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ive never seen this movies it looked scary "can't sleep clowns will eat me" Lol remember that T-shirt? Hot topic was sooo crazy Almost as scary as dark night
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Kurtofan posted:So batman is hillary i have only seen a very old batman from a 60s but yes this sounds correct I have seen her run around with a large bomb over her head And i often imagine her being touched upon by catladies in thicc furs
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publish this on buzzfeed for fun, profit, clicks, and people who would actually consider this to not be crap
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Sep 18, 2016 16:45
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This was a poo poo film and if you thought it was great you are poo poo.
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some people just want to watch the world burn
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The batmobile fell out of Hillary's pussy/
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BowreeBookstore posted:This was a poo poo film and if you thought it was great you are poo poo. the movie itself is pretty good but overrated, and Heath Ledger's performance overshadowed the fact that The Joker in that movie is just a 10th grade anarchist and not really the batman villain
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this is frontpage material if u fleshed it out. but u didnt. you just left your rear end dribbles out and didnt even bother to clean it up
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:some people just want to watch the world burn wow that's heavy poo poo, is this a mummy puffinz original quote™©®
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Gatekeeper posted:wow that's heavy poo poo, is this a mummy puffinz original quote™©® i wish, i stole it from some movie
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nigga crab pollock posted:this is frontpage material if u fleshed it out. but u didnt. you just left your rear end dribbles out and didnt even bother to clean it up I didn't want to look like a tryhard.
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FaradayCage posted:I didn't want to look like a tryhard. No, it's good this way, because w/ it half doen we can all contribute to the thread and really get it "cooking" as they say.
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This. This is why I signed up for SA in 2005. Thank you, OP. Great stuff.
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