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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

I figured it out.
Dare doesn't actually exist, because who the gently caress would give Lowtax 10$ every day just to post on these dead gay rear end forums and get banned all the time.

"Dare" is actually Lowtax, laundering money through the forums by pretending to be a crazy person with too much money.

Where does Lowtax get the dirty money to launder? My guess is that he's prostituting himself.

Now am I clever or am I clever?

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010


Nice try, Lowtax.

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Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

Jack Trades posted:

I figured it out.
Dare doesn't actually exist, because who the gently caress would give Lowtax 10$ every day just to post on these dead gay rear end forums and get banned all the time.

"Dare" is actually Lowtax, laundering money through the forums by pretending to be a crazy person with too much money.

Where does Lowtax get the dirty money to launder? My guess is that he's prostituting himself.

Now am I clever or am I clever?

I've unironically believed this for some time now, but without the money laundering aspect. Lowtax is just doing it for fun, like his old personas (Leonard Crabs, jeffk, etc).

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Dare is real we are friends.




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Dare is real we are friends.




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

Oh sure, in the sense that Dare is real in all our hearts

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
They said dare was just doing a chargeback on all the $10 which probably would work 5-10 time per credit card if not more. I've done a chargeback and they basically always go through, but idk how long the cc companies put up with it before freezing the card/telling you to cut that poo poo out. heck if it's only $10 I wouldn't be suprised if it was just an algorithm just accepting it all wholesale and only checking it if there are over a certain number of chargebacks.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Dare accounts is just Lowtax's daughter practicing her trolling.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck my dick

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

suck my dick

Enfield I was thinking next time you post about speghetti in a manner you Seem wanting I am going to be all like

"Spagett about it!"

Like forget about it haha can you imagine?



GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

suck my dick

I don't want to catch burn scars.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

notZaar posted:

I don't want to catch burn scars.

Spaghett about it!!!! :grin:



GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

notZaar posted:

I don't want to catch burn scars.

what are you loving retarded or something

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Enfield I was thinking next time you post about speghetti in a manner you Seem wanting I am going to be all like

"Spagett about it!"

Like forget about it haha can you imagine?



GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

also im stealing this :dogstare:

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I've been saying this for a while now. Well, except for the money laundering part. What credit card company would let someone do a charge back everyday for the exact same product.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:staredog:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

also im stealing this :dogstare:

It's yours!!!!!!!


GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

what are you loving retarded or something

I just said I don't want to have sex with you!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Would somebody do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

Jack Trades posted:

I figured it out.
Dare doesn't actually exist, because who the gently caress would give Lowtax 10$ every day just to post on these dead gay rear end forums and get banned all the time.

"Dare" is actually Lowtax, laundering money through the forums by pretending to be a crazy person with too much money.

Where does Lowtax get the dirty money to launder? My guess is that he's prostituting himself.

Now am I clever or am I clever?

I nominate this for the shittiest post of 2016.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
Maybe, perhaps, to get the clearly mentally ill person to stop posting, people should not be giving him attention.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

rear end posted:

Maybe, perhaps, to get the clearly mentally ill person to stop posting, people should not be giving him attention.

Yet here I Am responding



GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Enfield I was thinking next time you post about speghetti in a manner you Seem wanting I am going to be all like

"Spagett about it!"

Like forget about it haha can you imagine?

Sperghett about it!

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


I am dare.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Sperghetti posted:

Sperghett about it!

:unsmith:



GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Oh for the time and money to unironocally sit back and pretend to be a mentally-ill person all day.

If 'tax is Dare he's living the dream.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i thought windows 98 solved the mystery of dare in that big stupid effortpost a while back

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Y-Hat posted:

i thought windows 98 solved the mystery of dare in that big stupid effortpost a while back

Wouldn't know, does anyone ever read w98 posts?


GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Y-Hat posted:

i thought windows 98 solved the mystery of dare in that big stupid effortpost a while back

Windows 98? Like the OS?

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Enfield posted:

suck my dick

Did you burn it up too?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Told Two Times posted:

Did you burn it up too?

no. get down on your knees you little bitch

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Jul 22, 2014

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