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a new boss is transferring to my location whos legendarily dense with computers, like he told someone to turn the computers off at night or they wouldnt deposit any revenue in the b ank i want to be ready for this with a ton of plausible-sounding but totally wrong computer facts, like the poo poo this guy makes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdmnUBAS00 so hit me with your best computing tips and pity replies
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Sep 19, 2016 05:39
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turn off your monitor
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Sep 19, 2016 05:42
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i had to let a tech we hired from Geek Squad down when he started googling for the reverse spin hard drives that I said were sold in the southern hemisphere, to mitigate the coriolis effect
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Sep 19, 2016 05:57
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no way man i bet this guy is iaido on everything send and email, turn off computer and monitor watcha funny youtube, turn off computer and monitor otherwise it'll corrupt his drive geometry
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Sep 19, 2016 05:59
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Jonny 290 posted:i had to let a tech we hired from Geek Squad down when he started googling for the reverse spin hard drives that I said were sold in the southern hemisphere, to mitigate the coriolis effect holy poo poo this is good stuff
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Sep 19, 2016 05:59
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tell them to put a ferrite bead on their keyboard and mouse cables to foil hackers getting their passwords
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Sep 19, 2016 06:39
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audiophile poo poo but for passwords i like it
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Sep 19, 2016 06:54
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it is now safe to turn off your computer
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Sep 19, 2016 07:00
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George posted:a new boss is transferring to my location whos legendarily dense with computers, like he told someone to turn the computers off at night or they wouldnt deposit any revenue in the b ank this is so well done
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Sep 19, 2016 08:56
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echinopsis posted:this is so well u aint seen poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwEuQAMVfZc
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Sep 19, 2016 09:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8Wi7XRXCA
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Sep 19, 2016 09:42
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these are years ahead of thesmelves
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Sep 19, 2016 09:44
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if you use a small font in your documents, the file size will be smaller and won't use up all your megahertz
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Sep 19, 2016 10:39
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use the prefix increment (++i), it's faster
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Sep 19, 2016 13:41
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The Management posted:use the prefix increment (++i), it's faster lol
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Sep 19, 2016 14:03
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if you install more RAM, your computer will perform better
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Sep 19, 2016 15:02
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What happened to this guy? Infinite solutions was like the first troll of the internet.
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Sep 19, 2016 16:32
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ProSlayer posted:Infinite solutions was like the first troll of the internet. the gently caress
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Sep 19, 2016 16:43
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GameCube posted:if you install more RAM, your computer will perform better even better, you can download it
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