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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

http://www.businessinsider.com/r-actor-jim-carrey-sued-for-wrongful-death-of-ex-girlfriend-2016-9

Gave her drugs so she would DIE

Ace Ventura is a MUEDERER

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
ALLLLLLLRIGHY THEN

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
THEY JUST WANT HIS SWEET, SWEET MONEY.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
She killed herself because she realized she was sleeping with Jim Carrey

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Angry cucked scientologist wants to extort money from the dude she was loving, shocker.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
smell my penis

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
ssssssssmokin'!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Oh thank God, he just gave her prescription drugs that killed her. I was worried he did something truly terrible like vaccination.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Holy crap Jim what are you thinking showing up in public like this

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
god damnit i wanted to kill that woman :argh:


rude!

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer



The marriage between Jim and Jenny may be infamous for the sheer death count.

Jenny: 1,000,000,000 deaths (from what I can glean from glancing at FB posts)
Jim: 1, possibly.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Didn't he always have depression or something?

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


notZaar posted:

Holy crap Jim what are you thinking showing up in public like this



He turned into a Jedi.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

you're tearing me apart jenny!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
He has a great hairline.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Wicker Man posted:

Didn't he always have depression or something?

The Sad, murderous clown stereotype 😭

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
When asked about his ex girlfriend's untimely demise, Jim Carrey only had one answer:


paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you're the man now dog

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
I thought she stole his prescription drugs

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Wicker Man posted:

Didn't he always have depression or something?

That's like every major comedian.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Spanks for the update OP

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

walgreenslatino posted:

I thought she stole his prescription drugs

my favorite part was where he said "I could just make this go away in a back room" which was a pretty douchey thing to say because he's basically saying "I would be dishonest, but honesty gets me more!"

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
yep jim, that's the reason for honesty. because you get to keep more of your money.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
jim feeding his gf the pills like

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Metanaut posted:

jim feeding his gf the pills like



How's your burger?

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

notZaar posted:

Holy crap Jim what are you thinking showing up in public like this



Maybe it's for an acting ro...BWAHAHAHAHA! Who am I kidding, Jim Carrey no longer has a career.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kuato posted:

Spanks for the update OP

gently caress you idiot rear end in a top hat oval office dick I'll smash a brick in your nose

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
That loving avatar.

Pre-Cambrian Syndrome
Jan 6, 2006

notZaar posted:

Holy crap Jim what are you thinking showing up in public like this



He kind of looks like the dude I buy oxy from

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i wonder what dirt she had on hillary

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
They need to do a movie where Ashton Kutcher plays the long-lost son of Ace Ventura and teams up with his father to solve a mystery of who killed his half-brother, Ace Ventura, Jr.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
no way, cable guy 2 where ashton is cable guy's estranged son and wants him in his life

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
He should do a movie called Truman After Truman where he plays what happened to Truman after The Truman Show.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
The episode of jerry seinfeld talking to people with jimbo was p good

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

He should do a movie called Truman After Truman where he plays what happened to Truman after The Truman Show.

That's easy. Just video tape Jim Carrey in real life.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Ethernet Cable Guy: It's the exact same plot as the Cable Guy, except now this guy (Micheal Cera) is wanting the fellow from Geek Squad (Ashton Kutcher) who is helping his clean viruses off his computer to hook him with links to files sharing and Russian-hosted media sites, which leads him into becoming involved with this crazy person and their secret life.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

JediTalentAgent posted:

The Ethernet Cable Guy: It's the exact same plot as the Cable Guy, except now this guy (Micheal Cera) is wanting the fellow from Geek Squad (Ashton Kutcher) who is helping his clean viruses off his computer to hook him with links to files sharing and Russian-hosted media sites, which leads him into becoming involved with this crazy person and their secret life.

I will loving race you to the copyright office sucka.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Wicker Man posted:

That's easy. Just video tape Jim Carrey in real life.

hahaha that would work

"stop filming me"
*drives away in fancy car*

he got that car with money from the settlement. submit it to cannes

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
John Carpenter sued a guy for stealing some plot devices, i dont think you can get away with anything in hollywood anymore

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