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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Jim Carrey killed a woman in 2016
 
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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
They need to do a movie where Ashton Kutcher plays the long-lost son of Ace Ventura and teams up with his father to solve a mystery of who killed his half-brother, Ace Ventura, Jr.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Ethernet Cable Guy: It's the exact same plot as the Cable Guy, except now this guy (Micheal Cera) is wanting the fellow from Geek Squad (Ashton Kutcher) who is helping his clean viruses off his computer to hook him with links to files sharing and Russian-hosted media sites, which leads him into becoming involved with this crazy person and their secret life.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Nooner posted:

lol wait hang on, wait, what if they remade The Cable Guy -- WITH LARRY THE CABLE GUY!!!!! :roflolmao:

90 minutes of him trying to set up your new wireless cable modem/router and constantly not being able to understand the passwords are case-sensitive.

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