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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I've done some research about the history of the land your house was built on and it turns out a moth farmer named Carrey Jimson bought the land in 1616 and built a large sex dungeon. He then courted and won the hand of the mayors daughter Camille Dickinson and they married in the spring of 1621. Carrey promptly locked Camille in the sex dungeon and they lived like this for many years before both being accused of being witches and getting burned at the stake in August, 1631.

I feel that this explains that cabinet that keeps popping open.

investigation solved!

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Cuckie Pizzone killed a woman in 2016

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Classic Carrey Jimson.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
gas OP
ban thred

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i shall cucketh thee upon mine freakinge balls

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

cuck cuck im gay posted:

Cuckie Pizzone killed a woman in 2016

investigation solved!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Robot Pride posted:

gas OP
ban thred

you have the mannerisms of someone who has been in contact with the paranormal, tell me about your cabinets

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sex dungeons rule. I wonder who they used for their interior designer. :allears:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sex dungeons rule. I wonder who they used for their interior designer. :allears:

ye olde property brothers

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
best 10 years of her life I bet

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

you have the mannerisms of someone who has been in contact with the paranormal, tell me about your cabinets

the indian in the cupboard was based on true events

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I remember Carrey from the Cable Guide.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

ye olde property brothers

Their beards creep me out. :yikes:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Their beards creep me out. :yikes:

they are rugged outdoors types. its beards or bust for these house flipping heroes on the next episode of property brothers

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

That Robot posted:

the indian in the cupboard was based on true events

whats an injun doing in a cupboard and not a wigwam?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

whats an injun doing in a cupboard and not a wigwam?

great question. you might have what it takes please listen to this hip hop chiptune comp and get back to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AijQ4pqRYaU

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I've got a super creaky stair in my new apartment that screeches every time I ascend the stairs. Can you shed some light on this problem? Im hoping it's a ghost and not my svelte 300lb frame.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Nooner posted:

whats an injun doing in a cupboard and not a wigwam?

deported on the tray of teas

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Fiend posted:

I've got a super creaky stair in my new apartment that screeches every time I ascend the stairs. Can you shed some light on this problem? Im hoping it's a ghost and not my svelte 300lb frame.

It adds more protection. It's a good thing.

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