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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I've done some research about the history of the land your house was built on and it turns out a moth farmer named Carrey Jimson bought the land in 1616 and built a large sex dungeon. He then courted and won the hand of the mayors daughter Camille Dickinson and they married in the spring of 1621. Carrey promptly locked Camille in the sex dungeon and they lived like this for many years before both being accused of being witches and getting burned at the stake in August, 1631.

I feel that this explains that cabinet that keeps popping open.

investigation solved!

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

cuck cuck im gay posted:

Cuckie Pizzone killed a woman in 2016

investigation solved!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Robot Pride posted:

gas OP
ban thred

you have the mannerisms of someone who has been in contact with the paranormal, tell me about your cabinets

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sex dungeons rule. I wonder who they used for their interior designer. :allears:

ye olde property brothers

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Their beards creep me out. :yikes:

they are rugged outdoors types. its beards or bust for these house flipping heroes on the next episode of property brothers

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

whats an injun doing in a cupboard and not a wigwam?

great question. you might have what it takes please listen to this hip hop chiptune comp and get back to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AijQ4pqRYaU

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