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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2016 Douche Tracker Thread
 
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Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Sometimes it can be both.

Jameis "Famous Rapist" Winston:
Evil: Rape
Douche: Saying "gently caress her right in the pussy!"

Adrian Peterson:
Evil: Beating your toddler son so hard that his nutsack splits open
Douche: Whining about how your team didn't support you

Ray Lewis:
Evil: Accessory to murder
Douche: Still being self-righteous after the fact

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Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Who was the Jaguars manager that said "We've all been accused of something"?

Cuz that fits right in with the spirit.

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