C-SPAM GBS Refugee Vetting Thread

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Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbdyJ_ybSI

# ? Sep 21, 2016 18:13

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# ? May 19, 2024 03:58

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Sadly, the overwhelming amount of shitposting in our forums is committed by GBS and games posters-a tough subject-must be discussed.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 19:36

Helsing: Aug 23, 2003; DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU JOE BIDEN

GBS posters are alright but they should keep to their own kinds. I wouldn't want one moving in next to me or marrying one of my children.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 19:45

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

GBS posters should only get voting and posting rights after 10 weeks. Shitposters should be deported to FYAD and left to die on its fiery hipster shores cut by the incessant barbs of the natives.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 19:53

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Helsing posted:

GBS posters are alright but they should keep to their own kinds. I wouldn't want one moving in next to me or marrying one of my children.

Marriage was never on the table
:madmax:

But your legal age daughter was! (consensually of course I can't stress this enough)

# ? Sep 21, 2016 20:01

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

put em in the camps

# ? Sep 21, 2016 23:44

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

quarantine all GBS posters in the jill stein thread until we can be sure it's safe to release them into the forums at large

# ? Sep 21, 2016 23:58

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

if you hate gold fringed flags like we do post in the Bundy thread

you are not a boat

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:14

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

i've been booted out of GBS, can i post here

*flips through 1970s DnD phrasebook*

my... droogs?

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:15

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

only if we can be sure you're not bringing in the retrograde ideologies of your homeland

to start, we'll need a 500 word essay on why feminism is good and video games are bad

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:20

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress that noise

where's your skittles SIB

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:23

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

only if we can be sure you're not bringing in the retrograde ideologies of your homeland

to start, we'll need a 500 word essay on why feminism is good and video games are bad

which type of feminism are we talking here because while second wave feminism is as funny af its dismissive and sometimes cruel treatment of trans issues is very problematic, and it's an issue which persists even in modern forms of feminism that don't take intersectionality into account. video games are a form of entertainment that can be good in so far as they are entertaining - they often have problems with their treatment of women, transgendered people and ethnic minorities but this shouldn't prevent us from being able to have fun with the enjoyable aspect of the games so long as we remember to challenge these retrograde and sometimes primitive approaches to human identity and sexuality.

idk that's all i got

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:27

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Lastgirl posted:

gently caress that noise

where's your skittles SIB

wait you want the good skittles because i've mixed like 5% poisoned skittles in

i call them shittles

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:27

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

which type of feminism are we talking here because while second wave feminism is as funny af its dismissive and sometimes cruel treatment of trans issues is very problematic, and it's an issue which persists even in modern forms of feminism that don't take intersectionality into account. video games are a form of entertainment that can be good in so far as they are entertaining - they often have problems with their treatment of women, transgendered people and ethnic minorities but this shouldn't prevent us from being able to have fun with the enjoyable aspect of the games so long as we remember to challenge these retrograde and sometimes primitive approaches to human identity and sexuality.

idk that's all i got

its good enough

*hands you a pamphlet on Ed Balls and Trump Doctor Sex Cake*

you've been vetted :ocelot:

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:28

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

which type of feminism are we talking here because while second wave feminism is as funny af its dismissive and sometimes cruel treatment of trans issues is very problematic, and it's an issue which persists even in modern forms of feminism that don't take intersectionality into account. video games are a form of entertainment that can be good in so far as they are entertaining - they often have problems with their treatment of women, transgendered people and ethnic minorities but this shouldn't prevent us from being able to have fun with the enjoyable aspect of the games so long as we remember to challenge these retrograde and sometimes primitive approaches to human identity and sexuality.

idk that's all i got

all right. this had better not be some of that taqiya I've been hearing about

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:29

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Lastgirl posted:

its good enough

*hands you a pamphlet on Ed Balls and Trump Doctor Sex Cake*

you've been vetted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSANTRnEBgg&t=70s

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:30

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

its good enough

*hands you a pamphlet on Ed Balls and Trump Doctor Sex Cake*

you've been vetted

Woah woah woah letting them in is one thing but our trump doctor sex cake entitlements are stretched way too thin as it is, cant we just call them guest posters

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:31

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

Woah woah woah letting them in is one thing but our trump doctor sex cake entitlements are stretched way too thin as it is, cant we just call them guest posters

but it's SIB, he's good peeps

I endorse him

he should at least know to stay away from the nerds in Day Crew who talk about boring polls and wait for Nite Crew where the weird poo poo starts poppin off~

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:33

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Lastgirl posted:

but it's SIB, he's good peeps

I endorse him

he should at least know to stay away from the nerds in Day Crew who talk about boring polls and wait for Nite Crew where the weird poo poo starts poppin off~

that's easy, i'm asleep for most of day crew

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:35

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Gross Look at this poo poo

gently caress the ROW posted:

also i dressed as eminem the first day and the second day i had to go to penn & teller so i wore hugo boss since thats the only thing for sale in the extremely small amount of space that you can walk after playing craps for 17 hours

proof:

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:36

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Al! posted:

Woah woah woah letting them in is one thing but our trump doctor sex cake entitlements are stretched way too thin as it is, cant we just call them guest posters

alternative solution: sticking all of these posters on a cruise ship offshore

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:37

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Gross Look at this poo poo

I thought being the guy that sucks was just that guys gimmick

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:37

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Tfw the person you thought was doing a bit turns out to be 100% serious

# ? Sep 22, 2016 00:46

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

logikv9 posted:

alternative solution: sticking all of these posters on a cruise ship offshore

A cruise ship is too good for them. I prefer the pacific solution.

Let them get malaria in some island that'll be flooded in 20 years.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 01:40

Wall Is Life: Sep 29, 2015; #NoBanNoWall

GET EM OUT OF HERE! OUT! OUT! OUT!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 01:41

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Atrocious Joe posted:

A cruise ship is too good for them. I prefer the pacific solution.

Let them get malaria in some island that'll be flooded in 20 years.

Now youre thinking like a capitalist!!!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 01:41

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Helsing posted:

GBS posters are alright but they should keep to their own kinds. I wouldn't want one moving in next to me or marrying one of my children.

The feeling is mutual. :cheers:

It's not too bad over on this of the tracks though. It's kinda nice.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 05:47

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

if I told you 4/5 of this bowl of skittles was fine but the the other fifth was purple skittles, would you still eat the entire bowl

# ? Sep 22, 2016 05:52

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

This is a simulation of the fall of North Korea!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 08:20

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

if I told you 4/5 of this bowl of skittles was fine but the the other fifth was purple skittles, would you still eat the entire bowl

Wtf do purple skittles even taste like

# ? Sep 22, 2016 09:17

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

quarantine all GBS posters in the jill stein thread until we can be sure it's safe to release them into the forums at large

yeah I'd like to see the jail scenes from watchmen reenacted

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:57

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

It is politically popular to say that GBS posters shitpost bad memes and bad opinions, but as it turns out they do so at the same or lesser rates than native CSPAM posters. No effort has been made to curtail shitposting from forums citizens! And immigrants, the first generation is fine, but the second generation - after they've had a chance to learn our culture and integrate - they're worse than the natives! The problem isn't them, it's us!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:08

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

TheOneOutside posted:

Wtf do purple skittles even taste like

Resignation, mild resignation.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:17

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

GBS contributors must first recite the credo "That looks like one o them german point and click adventure games" three times.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:23

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

GBS contributors must first recite the credo "That looks like one o them german point and click adventure games" three times.

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# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:46