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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Bo-Pepper posted:

god all those years i was paying off my student loans with money when i simply could have become a slave yeesh isn't my face red

Glenda the Good Witch: You were a slave all along, my dear.

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Macnult


clever tactic of listing "slavery goes against human rights" last to lessen the blow

Boomzilla

Stigmatizing slavery only hurts the slaves....

:cb::derp::cb:

bradzilla

Boomzilla posted:

Stigmatizing slavery only hurts the slaves....

:cb::derp::cb:

i challenge you to a duel of usernames

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

sometimes the truth is in the middle guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EGj5brWJp4

Boomzilla

Dumb flashing av fight!

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



Luvcow posted:

Paladins...

I'm a warlock in my d&d campaign

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Bo-Pepper posted:

sometimes the truth is in the middle guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EGj5brWJp4

:stare:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Business Gorillas posted:

I'm a warlock in my d&d campaign

When i played as a kid i had a paladin of pholtus of the blinding light

google THIS


this could be one of those debate projects where you're assigned an issue and the side you have to argue

but of course that would mean that it was the teacher who thought this was a topic worth debating so not really better

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i also find the first point poorly thought out

the key feature of slaves are not their go getter efficient worker bee attitudes

Strategic Tea


you are worked to death at age 30 and so do not have to suffer the remaining years of your life :yeah:

google THIS

i give her a B- overall, and that's being generous, but she was the only one in the class who followed the drat font size guidelines so I feel like I have to reward that

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm a social justice murderer

Macnult

google THIS posted:

i give her a B- overall, and that's being generous, but she was the only one in the class who followed the drat font size guidelines so I feel like I have to reward that

it would've helped if she finished reading all of Frederick Douglass' autobiography before choosing the assignment

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm a social justice murderer

Do you murder for social justice or do you murder social justice?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Business Gorillas posted:

Do you murder for social justice or do you murder social justice?

Oh, you'll find out.

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
A serial justicer

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

what's wrong with being a social justice worrier :ohdear:

Tiberius Thyben

Gone Phishing


I played a Kercpa Nationalist in D&D once who was pissed off at the elves for being assholes. He had a little hand mortar. He was a combo rogue and gunslinger.

Tiberius Thyben fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Sep 21, 2016

Senior Management



What happens if too people can rightfully claim the rite of justice on each other simultaneously?

:jerry:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
I always wanted to play a half elf/half dwarf but D&D has strict racist rules about mixed marriages between elf and dwarf

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

dungeons and dragons in its original form reinforced bigoted ideas of segregation as normal along with racist/sexist biotruths paving the way for the modern alt right movement

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
In original advanced D&D the "demi human" races...

*pauses, sucks air through teeth*

had maximum level limits despite being hundreds of years old

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Ikasu

GEExCEE posted:

Bwee can u tell da mods to stop deleting my posts

hello everybody just dropping by to tell u that this guys cool.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Thats the one! first ad&d players handbook, and man does that half orc look dumb and happy :)

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Robocop kills people, and he is a machine, that is not ok.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Death Bot

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110
U need a main tank for the raiddit boss damage, so the rogues and bards or w/e can sneak around

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Uxzuigal posted:

Robocop kills people, and he is a machine, that is not ok.

Robocop is non-binary.

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Boomzilla

Xe is a murder machine

tao of lmao

Macnult posted:

clever tactic of listing "slavery goes against human rights" last to lessen the blow

*after 20 minute presentation*

...annnnnnd then there's this ol' chestnut

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

misty mountaintop posted:

Robocop is non-binary.

I'm forced to disagree with you friend. Robocop is explicitly binary, as he is a robot.

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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


analog robocop hears things digital robocop cannot

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm forced to disagree with you friend. Robocop is explicitly binary, as he is a robot.

he is actually a cyborg

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
Boomzilla

Chill la Chill posted:

analog robocop hears things digital robocop cannot

The sound is warmer

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
robocop goes home and finds love the only way he can, with his wife the roomba

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

mister magpie posted:

he is actually a cyborg

Uhh maybe you should read his name again, buddy.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Luvcow posted:

robocop goes home and finds love the only way he can, with his wife the roomba

It's was a beautiful ceremony where they added the variable ISHITCHED = true, to their main, it is never referenced again.

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