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MrWillsauce

hey im mrwillsauce and I ran out of ideas for jokes like six months ago. Looking for a newbie who will make me look good by comparison and who will agree to call me "big daddy" as much as possible. I'm a tender man, I just don't know how to show my feelings, but I really do love you deep down.



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MrWillsauce

boomzilla you have a really big dick and I could use a partner like that



MrWillsauce

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

he's a fraud willsauce, you'd just be makign a friend not a buddy

why is there so much betrayal in the world?



MrWillsauce

easily the most credible person I've ever known



MrWillsauce

he's not very powerful himself but he can do the spirit bomb



MrWillsauce

no tiers no tears is how I live my life



MrWillsauce

what's gbs



MrWillsauce

there is no irony in byob



MrWillsauce

Rack, you're a cutey and I will guide you on your spirit quest



MrWillsauce

Android Lust posted:

Hello MrWillsauce! I am your new adopted forumer and I'm ready to feel the acceptance and love and guidance that my real parents never gave me.
get me a beer



MrWillsauce

okay android lust, I think in order for us to fully bond we need a secret handshake. This is what I got so far. It's a work in progress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8JAJcDmPA

also please be prepared to party hard because that's imperative to rolling with the big dog AKA MrWillsauce



MrWillsauce

guys it's called a secret handshake. you weren't supposed to see how to do it. Now we gotta start from scratch



MrWillsauce

Smash it Smash hit posted:

its not very nice to not include people :(

sorry but it's me and my boy against the world now that's just how we play it and if you can't handle that idk what to say



MrWillsauce

ride or die, android lust

ride or die



MrWillsauce

did everyone leave? do we need to enter the big dance off to save this orphanage?



MrWillsauce

it's better to have loved and lost I suppose



MrWillsauce

fluffieduckie can you adopt me please. I am a delicate flower and my tender posting psyche needs nurturing even though I am a regular poster, I think you should make a special exception and adopt me. I am but a newbie babe on the interior

imo



MrWillsauce

shots fired



MrWillsauce

Rack posted:

I'm still around! :buddy:

:buddy: whattts up my friend



MrWillsauce

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

ok I'm back from cat jail and then from my extended period of forgetting about this thread. Thanks CoG for doing literally all the hard work when I disappeared without explanation.

no one adopt willsauce, he's a grifter and will probably rob any home he's sent to.

in other words he'll make a great deadbeat posting buddy for any newbies floating around

e: oh he's already a deadbeat posting buddy, nvm

the only thing I stole was your heart, saint boner



MrWillsauce

I like this avatar though



MrWillsauce

garbage dick is a pair of words I think are funny together, and I made it nice and lime green and I like that color. So yeah I am pretty much happy with it. Thank you for the offer though



MrWillsauce

yeah honestly the sig tilting is pretty annoying



MrWillsauce

misty mountaintop posted:

It's a test. If it annoys you, your levels of chill are dangerously low.

how do I get a chill top off?



MrWillsauce

I can't really raise newbies if I'm not even CHILL for christ's sake



MrWillsauce

if anyone wants to be adopted by me I promise I won't make them do anything creative or productive



MrWillsauce

I'm suffering from empty nest syndrome since android lust ran away. I have a lot of love in me that needs to get out



MrWillsauce

Rack posted:

We need to get better about crossing paths.

yes my boy. let me know when you post somewhere so I can be there with you and we can post together and be merry and bond for life



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MrWillsauce

why would you expect a stupid newbie to be able to take a joke lol



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