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DICK LOOK 2016!
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Sep 22, 2016 18:49
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- misty mountaintop
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My favorite place to watch packages is on the subway during rush hour. Guys in suits.
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Sep 22, 2016 19:02
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- Boomzilla
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I got a bunch of junk coming from amazon tomorrow
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Sep 22, 2016 19:06
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- Suplex Liberace
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Where does the package delivery person put your package. On the Welcome Mat? In the Mailbox? Just sitting Somewhere In The Open? Mine leaves them on my porch couch.
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Sep 22, 2016 20:17
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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I have a subscription to Blue Apron so I always get stoked whenever I see a big box outside my door
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Sep 22, 2016 20:33
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- Nathilus
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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I have a subscription to Blue Apron so I always get stoked whenever I see a big box outside my door
My package is the same as normal pretty much. Pics inc for proof
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Sep 22, 2016 20:35
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- Scaly Haylie
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I've got a package coming that's a week late, but it's China Post, so.
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Sep 22, 2016 20:41
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- City of Glompton
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I listen at the door intently. Perhaps today will be the day. I am ready. I have been practicing what I will do since the moment I confirmed the order. My body is toned and my reflexes are sharp. I can open this door before the UPS man is able to knock and walk away. My ears search for the pat-pat-pat of his feet jogging down the walkway. I'll have my hand on the doorknob before his fist even touches the wood. If I'm as good as I think I am, I won't be left holding a missed delivery notification this time.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 22, 2016 20:50
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- Sophy Wackles
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> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.
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I listen at the door intently. Perhaps today will be the day. I am ready. I have been practicing what I will do since the moment I confirmed the order. My body is toned and my reflexes are sharp. I can open this door before the UPS man is able to knock and walk away. My ears search for the pat-pat-pat of his feet jogging down the walkway. I'll have my hand on the doorknob before his fist even touches the wood. If I'm as good as I think I am, I won't be left holding a missed delivery notification this time.
It's almost lunchtime. gently caress, how long have I been driving today? My back is killing me; that bitch on Birch street keeps ordering dozens of books from Amazon. Man, what I wouldn't give for a beer or two, but corporate has been cracking down on drinking and driving. Ever since the incident with Ted, that fuckup, had to go and ruin it for the rest of us. Oh well, one more package then it's off to a long lunch. A very long lunch. poo poo, it's almost noon and this package is way in the back of the truck. The line is gunna be huge at Chipotle!! Well, maybe this guy wasn't home when I "attempted to deliver" his package. Yeah, I knocked and knocked and knocked but no one was home. Hey, not my fault! Let me just fill out this missed delivery notice.
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Sep 22, 2016 21:05
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- Decebal
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FedEx should have a GPS on their cars that you can track so you know if you have 1h or 6h left to wait.
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Sep 22, 2016 21:20
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- psychokitty
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=9.9=
MEOW
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i've been waiting on a package that is doomed never to arrive. i'm out like 0.1 BTC now.
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Sep 22, 2016 22:04
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- Nooner
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AN A+ OPSTER (:
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i've been waiting on a package that is doomed never to arrive. i'm out like 0.1 BTC now.
were you buying drugs?
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Sep 22, 2016 22:10
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- Decebal
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Buying drugs is illegal because they are bad for you!
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Sep 22, 2016 22:30
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- Piso Mojado
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post your packages. I'm hungry to see them
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Sep 22, 2016 22:32
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- Commie NedFlanders
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Buying drugs is illegal because they are bad for you!
other way around!!!!!!
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Sep 22, 2016 23:41
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- Mariana Horchata
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FedEx smartpost is like FedEx Ground (maybe even slower) that gets handled/delivered by USPS similar to how they would handle 1st class parcels. im afraid theres no tricks you can do for these services that would increase ur odds of getting it by the 27th unfortunately. however if it does appear to be ahead of schedule they will deliver it as soon as they get it rather than hold onto it until the day it says it is due
I've got a package coming that's a week late, but it's China Post, so.
once i had to get a onesie last minute for a (onesie) party that i was attending that coming weekend. finally i had a brilliant idea to go with a pikachu onesie and so i ordered the one i liked the most on ebay which was to be shipped from Guangzhou, China, knowing that could take 2 weeks or so which was not an option i opted to pay $15-20 extra for DHL Express International shipping and was delivered by a courier about 48hrs later - so if u absolutely positively need something ASAP that happens to be on the opposite side of the planet then u want DHL Express Worldwide on ur side. For domestic US shipments FedEx Express Overnight Priority is all u need to get whatever u want by 9AM the next morning
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Sep 23, 2016 00:24
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- Scaly Haylie
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FedEx smartpost is like FedEx Ground (maybe even slower) that gets handled/delivered by USPS similar to how they would handle 1st class parcels. im afraid theres no tricks you can do for these services that would increase ur odds of getting it by the 27th unfortunately. however if it does appear to be ahead of schedule they will deliver it as soon as they get it rather than hold onto it until the day it says it is due
once i had to get a onesie last minute for a (onesie) party that i was attending that coming weekend. finally i had a brilliant idea to go with a pikachu onesie and so i ordered the one i liked the most on ebay which was to be shipped from Guangzhou, China, knowing that could take 2 weeks or so which was not an option i opted to pay $15-20 extra for DHL Express International shipping and was delivered by a courier about 48hrs later - so if u absolutely positively need something ASAP that happens to be on the opposite side of the planet then u want DHL Express Worldwide on ur side. For domestic US shipments FedEx Express Overnight Priority is all u need to get whatever u want by 9AM the next morning
What is this "onesie party" of which you speak?
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Sep 23, 2016 00:53
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- Mariana Horchata
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What is this "onesie party" of which you speak?
everybody who attends has to wear a one piece pajama costume outfit (otherwise known as a 'onesie') and gets collectively wrecked. the party was ok, me and the group who came with me all got drunk really quickly and ended up passing out just a few hours later all on top of one another on a big leather couch.
no pics remain unfortunately but this is what i wore (still got it too)
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Sep 23, 2016 01:23
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- Boomzilla
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One time a british yobber sent me a big ol' box of jaffa cakes and it was rad
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Sep 23, 2016 03:02
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- psychokitty
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=9.9=
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how much is that in money?
depends on the day
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- Boomzilla
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I got the first of my packages today so now I have a lap desk things with legs and a 5 pack of pilot g2s
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