The Flash Season 3 - "Man, that cannot be SCIENCE."

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Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

The big bad is Barry, same as the first two seasons.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 13:17

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:36

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Koalas March posted:

Post the posts then? because I have lots of posts from Danielle's fans calling Candice/Iris a n****. And you're sounding really tone deaf if you think the majority of the black online fanbase from different demos in the black community had a problem with a white woman drawing her gun at every opportunity as shipping. #BlackGirlNerds/@BlackGirlNerds for instance, uses that hashtag and does't even support WestAllen.. (or at least didn the last time I checked.) In fact there's plenty of people who don't like Barry/Iris using that term, so don't blame this on shipping.

In fact here are some receipts of Danielle/Patty fans being racist:

http://postsfromunderthebridge.tumblr.com/post/108932802391/you-know-whats-worst-of-people-who-sending-hate

http://postsfromunderthebridge.tumblr.com/post/112171991906/laughingitofflivingitup-amuzed1

http://postsfromunderthebridge.tumblr.com/post/107459816961/amuzed1-iriswestreports-shines-brass

here is a shot of Danielle fans planning to make fake WA accounts as a "false flag" attack: http://postsfromunderthebridge.tumblr.com/post/105650961956/blackgirlsparadise-postsfromunderthebridge

this is a literal thing Caitlin fans tried to use to "prove" she was the leading lady instead of iris:

All fans matter.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 01:06

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

He's inspirational because he looks just like me!

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 01:48

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Remember when the black guy was a good fit for Firestorm because of his natural athleticism? And they literally said that?

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 02:43

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Koalas March posted:

Nope!

Lots of people browse the forums on mobile, don't be an rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 03:23

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Guy A. Person posted:

maybe Whizbang is just a super cut skeleton who hasn't been to the settings tab of his SA mobile app

The touch screen won't respond to my gnarled, bony fingers.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 04:12

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Wheat Loaf posted:

I hope there's not too many long hiatuses. I don't mind if it stops for a break in the middle but it was a bit silly when you had it coming back then going on a two week break straight away last time around. It doesn't do anything for the momentum of the plot at all.

It's an election year so get ready for a bumpy schedule.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 00:57

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Reverse Flash was great as always, The Rival looked really really stupid, and when they said Iris wasn't there at the end I was hoping RF killed her so we could see Koalas have a meltdown.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 05:14

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

No, because that other time he time traveled there was the other Barry he had to knock out.

Barry probably just vibrated his hand through Barry's chest.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 13:39

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Plot twist: Iris was in Eobard's five, so he took the opportunity to do the nasty in the pasty during the time she originally found out about her mom.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 18:32

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

The Flash Season 3 - "Man, that can be science...NOT."

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 07:14

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

BreakAtmo posted:

Pleasant Minnesotan Wells.

Wells Fargo

That one is definitely evil.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 23:37

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

His pants are made of goes bad.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 06:02

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Top should've been someone who was listening to Devo when the particle accelerator exploded.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 05:46

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

lotus circle posted:

Now I wonder who HR's partner is, since he solved the riddle for him. It will probably never be relevant or important, but my hope is for Earth-19 Thawne who went back in time but just became friends with Wells instead of stealing his face and all that.

It's probably Earth-19 black guy they tried to make Firestorm but made evil instead.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 08:26

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Getting the whole MLB to throw a season and let the Cubs win a World Series to show how much Barry changed the timeline was a really ambitious marketing campaign for this show.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 07:06

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

RottenK posted:

Also is he still murdering people?

No, Oliver is doing that this year.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 06:06

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

DoctorWhat posted:

people complaining about Wally/Keiynan Lonsdale should probably take a step back and reassess why his performance "annoys" them so much when similar acting from Gustin gets a pass.

I trust Gustin's acting.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 07:59

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

He looked like the guy from Bioforge. I hope they defeat Savitar by distracting him with a flute and backflips.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 23:33

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Do you think HR's partner/new face Randolf Morgan is connected to Tess Morgan, the wife of the original Wells that Eobard killed? Secret brother? Genderbent alternate universe double? Lazy name reuse?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 01:05

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

MiddleOne posted:

Whatever happened to that guy?

Arrow season 4.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 09:01

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

speed force, explain poo poo, etc.

GUGGENHEIM FORCE

Our writing is poo poo.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 06:01

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

What if Savitar is the evil half of Barry's personality that he's subconsciously started manifesting out of Goes Fast because of guilt over Flashpoint?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 01:10

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

He looked even fatter than normal, so I assume in the changed history caused by Flashpoint he never said no to those extra donuts.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 02:37

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

No Butt Stuff posted:

don't worry, professor stein will come in and explain that it's only due to his natural athleticism.

He has more goes fast twitch muscle fiber.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 22:01

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

I don't know why Cisco is so bent up over Dante being dead, Dante was a douche.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 02:33

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

He also threw lightning at the electricity absorbing villain during his last Supergirl crossover, because speedforce makes you stupid.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 04:28

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Xelkelvos posted:

as well as figuring out how to do Detective Chimp.

Paul Blackthorne in a chimp mask and Sherlock outfit.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 06:03

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Tiggum posted:

I'd prefer it if he weren't the same as Reverse Flash but without the secret identity (which was pretty much the entire reason Reverse Flash was good). He's some guy from the future; we don't know him, we don't care about him, it doesn't matter if we learn his identity or not because no one's going to know him anyway. He's just a guy who's faster than Barry and hates him for unspecified but presumably plausible reasons. There's nothing there to care about.

No, Savitar is Wally.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 05:02

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Spacebump posted:

Tom Cavanagh is playing in next weekend's NBA All Star Celebrity game.

Is it a foul to vibrate your hand through an opposing team's player?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 01:51

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

On this show, Black Racer was that time Wally hit evil Laurel with his car.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 00:57

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Space Crabs posted:

Able to dodge lightning bolts as they are within a couple feet of their destination

Able to dodge a bullet as soon as he feels the pressure on his skin from it

Defeated by blow darts

Also, remember that time Arrow tried to use a poison dart on him and Barry just vibrated the poison out? Neither do the writers.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 06:34

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

He made three time remnants offscreen.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 04:29

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

The Lord Bude posted:

I mean how do you top that?

Spinning really fast until you become a psychic super criminal?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 18:34

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Savitar literally said he's Barry twice in this episode.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 03:01

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

WhyteRyce posted:

Maybe Barry is secretly a psychopath and tosses all his ex-girlfriends into the Speedforce as part of his collection.

Secretly?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 19:31

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Licarn posted:

Speedforce

Specifically, he puts kinetic energy into the toaster, or possibly into the toast.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 18:11

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Tree Dude posted:

At first I thought Hub City was maybe supposed to be DC Universe Detroit but turns out Detroit is there too.

Justice League Detroit is actually where Vibe/Cisco debuted.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 18:55

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

Savitar is the one man who hates good comic book shows more than anyone: Ike Perlmutter.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 00:30

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:36

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

FactsAreUseless posted:

He's neither a lesbian nor an anti-lesbian, two of the most fundamental particles of the universe. Guy Goodbody, if you move fast enough you can switch your lesbians and anti-lesbians and counteract his sonic waves. [whispering seriously] Run, Guy!

Oh, I'm not like a lesbian at all. Some would say...I'm the reverse.

*vibrates into Iris*

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 17:07

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