Women always compliment my Venus.

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Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

They say they've never seen a Venus a nice as mine. Some even ask to touch my Venus. I don't get it. Its just a Venus.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Sep 25, 2016

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Carmant: Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

you shouldn't let them touch it that's a historical artifact and their finger grease will ruin it

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Sep 25, 2016

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:10

Salmiakki

they ask me how i got my venus to be that large, like its the real, official thing. i sweat nervously, hoping my identity as an art thief does not come out

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
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# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:23

Loutre: ✓COMFY
✓CLASSY
✓HORNY
✓PEPSI

i can see you're well armed for this thread

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:24

Salmiakki

people say my venus is incomplete, that it needs to be fixed. im proud of my venus just the way it is, my masculinity is not fragile

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
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# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:24

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

sup milo

# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:29

Manifisto

i get uncomfortable when ladies comment on the girth of my Venus, really society should be accepting of all shapes and sizes

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:51

Loutre: ✓COMFY
✓CLASSY
✓HORNY
✓PEPSI

Manifisto posted:

i get uncomfortable when ladies comment on the girth of my Venus, really society should be accepting of all shapes and sizes

i once had a lecture in community college art class where the teacher left this exact image up on the projector for the entire class

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:52

Commie NedFlanders

Val Venis

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:53

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

Loutre posted:

i once had a lecture in community college art class where the teacher left this exact image up on the projector for the entire class

I literally just took a community college art history course and this is the first thing we talked about

# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:59

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Val Venis

I remember one pay per view he started hitting on some chick front row in the audience while on the ramp towards the ring. Chicks boyfriend jumped the banister and beat the poo poo out of Val

# ? Sep 25, 2016 19:02

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Volume posted:

I remember one pay per view he started hitting on some chick front row in the audience while on the ramp towards the ring. Chicks boyfriend jumped the banister and beat the poo poo out of Val

now im wishing id spent money on wwf ppvs :smith:

# ? Sep 25, 2016 19:10

RazzleDazzleHour

HighwireAct posted:

I literally just took a community college art history course and this is the first thing we talked about

This was like the first image in my Art History 1 textbook that we read through when I was getting my art degree at an art school. Your background matters not when we live in a Venus-centric society

# ? Sep 25, 2016 19:21

deep dish peat moss

Loutre posted:

i once had a lecture in community college art class where the teacher left this exact image up on the projector for the entire class

HighwireAct posted:

I literally just took a community college art history course and this is the first thing we talked about

I took a community college Art History class too and we spent an entire day looking at Venus of Willendorf. Did we all go to school together?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:54

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

Shakill OReal posted:

I took a community college Art History class too and we spent an entire day looking at Venus of Willendorf. Did we all go to school together?

My dad said he remembers seeing it in his art history class too, so I think it's just an incredibly famous piece (because iirc it's one of the oldest)

I'm a big fan of the Venus/Woman of Brassempuoy too