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what a shocker that would be
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my cousin gave me a dead arm and the loss was tragic
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Sep 25, 2016 18:21
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my cousin gave me a dead arm and the loss was tragic
ee'l regret that forever
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water snakes
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Sep 25, 2016 18:23
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he tried to laugh it off but deep down he knows you can't just mock a sin like that
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Sep 25, 2016 18:25
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I'd probably spend a lot more time with my arms submerged in tanks of water so that they wouldn't asphyxiate.
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Sep 25, 2016 18:25
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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I'd probably spend a lot more time with my arms submerged in tanks of water so that they wouldn't asphyxiate.
i think my eel armer would like
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Sep 25, 2016 18:27
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swim meets were always a challenge. having to pay attention to my own breathing as well as the breaths of my eel arms put me at a disadvantage, but at the same time it's what made me stronger.
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Sep 25, 2016 18:30
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“honey, I've gotta go again. work called.”
“again? jesus marv, they're working you to death!”
“i know, i know. i don't like it any more than you do, but what else am I supposed to do with these?” *arms flailing and snapping at air* “it was dire, dire docks or nothing.”
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Sep 25, 2016 18:32
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the moment this thread was posted a dark thought emerged in the minds of everyone in japan
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Sep 25, 2016 18:34
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When you can't walk like you've had too much wine
That's a moray eel where my limbs should be
Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Sep 25, 2016
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Sep 25, 2016 18:36
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i've been making arm-replacement pun threads in BYOB for over 10 years now
more proud of that than i am of being a homeowner
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Sep 25, 2016 18:49
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I'd always be able to reach items that had rolled into narrow spaces or between the bars of sewer grates.
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Sep 25, 2016 21:18
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the hand buzzer trick will be so much easier now
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Sep 25, 2016 21:42
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I hope my friends know that eels are pretty friendly and I hope bullies know that you shouldn't mess with them
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Sep 25, 2016 21:44
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went to the fish market today
the merchants were a lot friendlier to me than usual
one even offered to let me come to his seafood restaurant and watch him fillet!
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Sep 25, 2016 21:47
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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I imagine it would make it really awkward to order an unagi don at the sushi restaurant, and it would be kind of hosed up to make an eel use chopsticks with its mouth to put bits of some other eels into my mouth. hypotheticals like this really mess with my equipoise, dang.
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Sep 25, 2016 21:56
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AN A+ OPSTER (:
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I'd probably eat them cause eel is loving delicious
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Sep 25, 2016 22:09
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i guess i'd have a job working in a used car lot, terrorizing prospective customers
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Sep 25, 2016 22:15
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I could probably sub in for a wacky arm-waving inflatable tube man.
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Sep 25, 2016 22:20
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Oh no oh god it's all true!
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well if they're electric eels I can charge my phone just by holding it
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Sep 25, 2016 23:12
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well if they're electric eels I can charge my phone just by holding it
you could also be the hero of a road trip in a car without charging ports but then you'd be too occupied with other phones to use your own
a gift and a curse, this heroic ability
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Sep 25, 2016 23:15
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- Bulgogi Hoagie
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i would do some benching with my eels until they would be the most toned arm eels ever
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Sep 25, 2016 23:46
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The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:
"Baseball is chaos!"
His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski
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I would take things from vending machines and claw games and impress anyone who watched 90s cartoons.
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I am a one man randy Jackson presents Americas best dance crew
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Sep 26, 2016 00:07
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it would definitely improve my fishing game that's for sure
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Sep 26, 2016 00:12
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What if you had feels instead of arms?
Think you'd finally hug your kids, Dad?
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Sep 26, 2016 00:34
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What if you had feels instead of arms?
Think you'd finally hug your kids, Dad?
i think you would get an antidepressants prescription if that happened
both because your arms were missing and the fact that you caught feels
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Sep 26, 2016 00:48
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...THE CHILD...
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I would probably be able to finally scratch my back in that hard to reach spot. Unless the eels are short...
I would buy a lot of new shirts
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Sep 26, 2016 01:11
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What if you had feels instead of arms?
Think you'd finally hug your kids, Dad?
Stop making me have emotions, Carl. gently caress off.
JUST BECAUSE YOU MARRIED MOM DOESNT MAKE YOU MY DAD
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Sep 26, 2016 01:46
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The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:
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What if you had eels instead of arfs?
Would Fido licking your face in a haze of pure excitement bring the same joy or would it just be kinda gross?
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Sep 26, 2016 01:57
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what if eels had people arms and were constantly giving thumbs ups to everyone?
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by zen death robot
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Then I could dress up as the Starman from Earthbound.
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Sep 26, 2016 02:17
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The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:
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I'd hang out in Baron Castle doing captain stuff
Sick FF4 reference bro *respek knuckles*
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