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by FactsAreUseless
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I feel like there's a lot of assumption that the head of the eel is your hand instead of the tail. What if you just had big slimy tails for arms?
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Where I live they catch baby eels called elvers to sell to mostly Japanese markets.
If you had elver arms you'd probably be worse off than a T-Rex.
Random eel fact: the correct term for catching a grown-up eel with bait is to “sniggle”
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Sep 26, 2016 05:57
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- saucyseadweller
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So Damn Saucy
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What kind of eels are we talking about here? If it was moray eels my gf would be happy. (She thinks they are cute :\)
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Sep 29, 2016 22:50
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- The Titanic
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Unsinkable
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you may be popular in Japan.
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if you thought it was hard to hold onto a bar of soap in the shower before, boy howdy let me tell you what
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Sep 30, 2016 04:29
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I would probably be less lonely with two chill buds hanging with me 24/7. Potentially I would be less sexually frustrated, depending on how well we hit it off.
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Sep 30, 2016 06:52
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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I think it might look a little something...like this:
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Sep 30, 2016 15:16
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- mysterious frankie
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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I think it might look a little something...like this:
Da-amn, I am ripped. And a lot blacker than my great grandma would have been comfortable with.
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Sep 30, 2016 21:27
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- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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My arms already are eels. Neato!
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Oct 19, 2016 02:29
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on one hand you'd have a much harder time with games of skill, like twister, but on the other your handshake would be so limp no one would kiss you again.
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Oct 19, 2016 23:32
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Bush did 911
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No one would like my hugs. Not because I have scary eels for arms, but because the constant secretion of protective mucus would ruin their clothes
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Oct 19, 2016 23:49
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I know we're all having fun in this thread, who doesn't love to laugh? I know I do!
But, I think there are more important questions to ask. What if you had feels instead of harmful words? Maybe the world would be a little better, and maybe it'd be a little easier to laugh and to love.
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Oct 20, 2016 01:42
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by FactsAreUseless
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I know we're all having fun in this thread, who doesn't love to laugh? I know I do!
But, I think there are more important questions to ask. What if you had feels instead of harmful words? Maybe the world would be a little better, and maybe it'd be a little easier to laugh and to love.
*tries to start a slow clap*
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Oct 20, 2016 19:04
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- mysterious frankie
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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my new years resolution this year is to get eel arms, so if I get off my duffer in 2017 and actually get some I will let everyone know what it is like.
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