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Which was more embarrassing?
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The Debate 32 14.81%
MNF 8 3.70%
Donald's Hair 12 5.56%
Six Pickspatrick 48 22.22%
The Texans 50 23.15%
Whatever's about to happen to the Bills. 37 17.13%
Print the Shirts 29 13.43%
Total: 216 votes
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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Sean Payton or Donald Trump? Neither one of them will be winning in November.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I missed the game. I was busy doing something much less important and entertaining.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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sam bradford lmao posted:

The bigger question would be is if this is the game where afterwards Bradley Sowell finally gets shot into the sun

Who is Bradley Sowell?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ross Angeles posted:

My point is that Rivers is going to get lost in the footnotes of nfl history just like Fouts, Coryell, LdT, and Gates and I'm mad about it. The only reason people will remember Seau is because he killed himself

“There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power or our will. ”
― Epictetus

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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ice cold horchata posted:

I threw myself to the wolves too. May as well make this place as confusing as possible.

Jamaica is better, but you'll always have a special place in my heart.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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ice cold horchata posted:

wtf is a horchata

Nvm. gently caress you and die, cracker.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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:hfive:
Speaking of cool Socal things, I just found a really cool chollo goth band from San Diego called Prayers. You heard of them?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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ice cold horchata posted:

I googled it and found a recipe. Is there a good way to make this booze filled, or should I just stick to the basics?

No, stop. Go to a Mexican restaurant and get the real thing. Pinterest can't help you here.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

white guy spotted

This name change is unjust and wrong.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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ice cold horchata posted:

Fine, next week I will find a god damned restaurant downtown with horchata.

You'll enjoy it more. The consistency can vary and you will probably be way off if you've never made it before. It shouldn't be too watery, but it shouldn't be sugary syrup either. It's super refreshing on a hot day, all of the Aguas frescas are. And you can add rum to pretty much any of them as well.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

should've been go go go go BRADFORD LMAO!

Agreed.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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weird Asian candy posted:

Do like all mexican restaurants carry this? I've never heard of it either...I have heard of Rumchata though :shobon:

All Mexican restaurants do horchata the same way all American restaurants do lemonade.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Shangri-Law School posted:

I'm glad that the powers that be capitalized my new name appropriately.

This is a pretty pro name.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I'm surprised to see the Texans pulling away with the lead. TNF was bad, but worse than a six pick game? Personally, I voted for the Bills. Losing to a third string rookie QB on a really short week when you're the away team is pretty bad, but the Bills have had ten days to prep for either an injured Jimmy G or an injured Jacoby Brisset and they're still going to get stomped.

Or get picked apart by Julian "Black Wes Welker" Edelman

Metapod posted:

Since when has a glass of cum stopped you?

:laffo:


kiimo posted:

Horchata looks like a glass of cum so I never tried it.

Good to know it's delicious though.

But I bet you'd prefer if *partner* swallowed instead of spit.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Gynecolojustice posted:

it is literally made from nut hehe

Mexican horchata is made from rice! :eng101:/:ese:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

Amy Pole Her tip toppiest tier name

Amy Pole Her and All Pro Sexman would be the greatest comedy duo of all time.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

This is probably going to be cool

https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/780830997751488512

I forgot how much Belichick loved Chad.

I would not mind seeing him in the Hall of Fame.



Who did you used to be before you became you?


GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I dunno, it's pretty funny. Not as good as blowjob's, but I've seen worse

Nothing is as good as blowjobs.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a new study bible! posted:

Cannibal girls. Before that WeLandedOnTheMoon. Been posting in Tff for a few years.

When you were Cannibal Girls I didn't know you were WeLandedOnTheMoon. Now that you decided to be a new you, ironically, I have learned that the old you is actually the old old you and the new you is old old you and I liked old old you and new you better than old you, who had a lame name.

Spoeank posted:

is that why your motto is "do what you love"

:lol:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Welp. This is who i am now.

Scrumptious and erotic.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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incompetent posted:

How are the Texans going to be a one and done playoff team without JJ Watt?

They just lost their most productive scorer on offense and defense.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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You won't find backs in the weight room.



I mean you might, but they're being used by someone already.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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fsif posted:

"You enjoy your little pranks, Rex, we'll enjoy our 4-0 and Super Bowl rings." - a Patriots fan, probably, come Monday morn-


...or come literally minutes later.

Rex Ryan needs to stay in the NFL forever, but I also never want to see him coach again.

Announcer maybe? He's the only person in the world who could convincingly fill in for Boomer.

Shangri-Law School posted:

Jim Schwartz is a bad head coach.

He's a great defensive coordinator!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Nashville, Chicago the two most important centers of American music and they F/G Line and Fallout Boy

At least New Orleans kept it real

Yeah, at least Jay Reatard is a good musician and Titans relevant.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ehud posted:

yeah and it was predicted in a goon's dream

This actually happened.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

and the spookiest part was it was on Halloween ooooOOOOOhhhh

I need a link to that thread. I've got to go post it in the "This poo poo really happened" thread.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

Good thing I looked it up to find BOMP's post

second fuckin post in the whole goddamn thread and he spoils the ending

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3577948

Thank you!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Vhak lord of hate posted:

Weird question: does anyone remember an article about football that starts out normally and slowly devolves into a super esoteric and artsy article about math or something? One of my friends discovered Bill Belichick Offseason Stimulator and I spent a long time trying to find another equally very cool and weird football related thing.

Jon Bois' "What the gently caress is a Catch?"

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/3/9827226/nfl-catch-rules

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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The biggest problem I'm seeing is a missing comma.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Cavauro posted:

I don't see Pixies and some of the other suggestions working out a deal with the NFL

You think Rage Against the Machine wouldn't want to be associated with the Rams? :ohdear:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Chilichimp posted:

Matt Ryan's current stat line is loving nuts.

119 passer rating on the season.

Your upcoming schedule is... unfriendly.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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shyduck posted:

Source? All I was able to find via Google was a forum post on 247sports stating the same thing but with no actual source

Also unrelated but below the JG post was this



I mean it's a fair question. I don't know if there's a single woman in the world who is my equal. I hope not. No woman deserves that.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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FizFashizzle posted:

Jason lacanfora is banging the drum for the panthers to trade a first for joe Thomas.

Yeah no. Those first round linebackers and DTs aren't going to draft themselves.

Seattle should trade a first. We need another good pass rusher and God knows our first round picks always suck.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

Our OL coach puts DL people on the OL, not the other way around...:confused:

Look, man. No one knows a left tackle's mind better than a left tackle. So, if you want to beat a left tackle, you send a left tackle. But if your left tackle is actually a nose tackle then he knows how to stop defensive ends and blitzing linebackers because:commissar:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Metapod posted:

I have been reborn and the Titans will win

I not sure how I feel about this erotic smashmouth.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Magicpants posted:

Some people would use their time machine to kill Hitler or invest in Microsoft or win the heart of their long lost love. I would use my time machine to watch the gently caress outta this game.

I couldn't find the exact weather data for that game, but I did find a cool book that goes into a little detail.




https://books.google.com/books?id=f...isconsin&f=true


It was probably uncomfortable, but it doesn't sound Freezer Bowl bad.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Chris James 2 posted:

Meanwhile in other harbaugh territory


I would like to see the gif.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I am disappointed.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Human Centipede 4 lookin weird

Ahahahaha

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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The Pats are so God drat white.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I think he was actually the smart one.

Being the smart Gronkowski is like being the least annoying Hawks fan.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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hifi posted:

lol at the replies

The NFL should only post highlights that make both teams look good

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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CyberPingu posted:

Neither has Wentz :colbert:


Also re: Bradham...how can he be arrested if he had a concealed permit..or is it due to it being in an airport

I'm pretty sure he's on probation, and that would be a no-no. However, I know he's definitely not supposed to carry on an airplane. Ever.

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