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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 4 N/V: Weird Blonde Drug Addict w/ No Gameplan Butchered on TV
Which was more embarrassing?
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The Debate 32 14.81%
MNF 8 3.70%
Donald's Hair 12 5.56%
Six Pickspatrick 48 22.22%
The Texans 50 23.15%
Whatever's about to happen to the Bills. 37 17.13%
Print the Shirts 29 13.43%
Total: 216 votes
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Athanatos posted:

I apologize on the behalf of the AFC South for anyone who wakes up early on Sunday to watch the Colts Jags in London.

I get up early for 49ers tailgating because my father-in-law is a crazy person I'm just happy to have something on TV that isn't bloviating talking heads to watch

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Is a life without even knowledge of horchata even worth living

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Amy Pole Her tip toppiest tier name

* # ¿ Sep 27, 2016 23:18
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 If they have Ray Lewis on Chad's A Football Life and don't ask him about Chad blowing himself up on Ray Lewis the whole thing is a farce

* # ¿ Sep 27, 2016 23:57
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

Nothing is as good as blowjobs.

is that why your motto is "do what you love"

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2016 01:30
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Bury the Texans season in an $18 million letterman's jacket

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2016 01:44
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 If SA wanted Maximum Chaos they should make a thread where they make your name just slightly different from another forums user so you get Wal Mart brand forums posters.


Hey guys its me your friend Lord Waffle Bear

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2016 05:20
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

You'll have to hold out for a few seasons until Lamar Jackson is eligible

Man leave me my Chip Kelly-Lamar Jackson fever dreams its all I have

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2016 06:47
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Dez has a hairline fracture in his leg time for Cole Beasley to get 25 receptions for 200 yards against SF

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Tomsula was an amazing line coach though tbh, which is why making him head coach was double annoying. Everyone knew he was a one year wonder going in and we were going to sacrifice Jimmy T's coaching for Jed's puppet show

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2016 20:48
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

GaussianCopula posted:

I'd rather have some idiot from sports radio (or Bill Simms) take care of the jokes while our head coach is busy preparing the team to go 4-0. But that's just me.

But you guys really need to watch the Rex&Rob "not Hard Knocks" show. The fact that they spent their evenings watching TV and bagging baseball cards is just insane - not as insane as him shouting "MASSIVE SUCCESS" like a TV show character but insane nonetheless.

I keep giggling about this post

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2016 22:23
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

shyduck posted:

http://collabs.teespring.com/NFL/



:stare:



:staredog:

49ers image seems more appropriate for the NY Giants

* # ¿ Sep 28, 2016 22:47
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

This actually happened.

and the spookiest part was it was on Halloween ooooOOOOOhhhh

* # ¿ Sep 29, 2016 03:06
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Good thing I looked it up to find BOMP's post

second fuckin post in the whole goddamn thread and he spoils the ending

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3577948

* # ¿ Sep 29, 2016 03:28
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Have you ever heard their song Shipping Up to Boston I think I heard it on a Pats broadcast once

Or was it a Red Sox broadcast. I heard it once or twice I think.

* # ¿ Sep 29, 2016 03:41
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

JPrime posted:

wtf is a Dierks Bentley?
* # ¿ Sep 29, 2016 04:16
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 This man was asked if the Vikings had his number


This man crushed the hopes and dreams of the Patriots twice

* # ¿ Sep 29, 2016 04:22
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 I mean there are a lot of non-Christians but I don't think they have a problem with people invoking him

* # ¿ Sep 29, 2016 07:49
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Lady Gaga's half time show is gonna be awesome and weird and it's gonna make so many old people uncomfortable

* # ¿ Sep 30, 2016 01:19
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Lady Gaga and Beyonce had a banger together so she might be the guest, despite being at the Super Bowl last year

* # ¿ Sep 30, 2016 02:46
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 If you want Chip Kelly talking down to you about the Zone Read

https://twitter.com/CourtneyRCronin/status/781584433677688832

* # ¿ Sep 30, 2016 05:13
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 In statistics that make No Goddamned Sense

The San Francisco Forty Niners of Santa Clara lead the league with the lowest opponent points per game at home since the beginning of last season (15.0)

Also they've allowed the second most points per game on the road in the same time frame (33.11, 0.33 behind the Jags)

What the goddamned gently caress

* # ¿ Sep 30, 2016 08:06
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Can we please stop talking the former best coach in the NFL it hurts too much thanks

* # ¿ Oct 2, 2016 01:58
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/782740274929958913

:waycool::waycool::waycool::waycool::waycool::waycool::waycool:

* # ¿ Oct 3, 2016 01:43
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

CyberPingu posted:

Pffffttt more like dakhasalreadylostagamethereforeisntasgoodaswentzorseimian.com

I don't see what the big deal is, Goff hasn't lost AND hasn't thrown a pick so

* # ¿ Oct 3, 2016 20:26
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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 49ers confirm an Achilles tear for Bowman.

I wouldn't blame him if he just can't bear rehabbing something awful again and calls it quits. He just got back to form from the NFCCG knee explosion.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 The Niners literally cannot stop being evil

http://www.mercurynews.com/2016/10/03/santa-clara-community-group-claims-dark-money-is-influencing-election/

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