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ManDingo posted:
Actually, this is confusing intelligence for wisdom. 
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Wow. I needed that ego boost. Thanks thread.
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Nov 29, 2016 21:02
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Thug in, thug out. I get what that's saying, you take on the values of those around you, so even if you still look pure, you'll be corrupted by corrupt company. It's a bad example though, because doves are lovely retarded birds and crows are cool and smart, being corvids. They're not the smartest or coolest corvids, but that rat with wings is in good company.
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Nov 29, 2016 23:59
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Ha! German proverb. Just saw that. It's the schwartzes! There goes the neighborhood!Dinosaurmageddon posted:Once you love a black bird you can never go back (word). That poor dove's cloaca is never gonna be the same again.
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Nov 30, 2016 00:03
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Bold Robot posted:My friend's ex: Instructions unclear. I may have just strangled a Romulan woman to death.
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Dec 3, 2016 04:31
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Uh, this is what you talk about with people sometimes yeah. Especially if you've known them for a while and are in the mood for it or have just met them and you are both drunk/high and probably want to gently caress one another but not like, a bunch. E: you will occasionally find a rando stranger down for this poo poo too, but, get this, you must explore with small talk to discover them! EE: pretend I photoshopped all of this over weed leaves and aliens Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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Dec 4, 2016 07:10
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Brains over bronze makes sense in an ancient/classical warfare context at least. E: Making Ed's meat
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Dec 5, 2016 20:22
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Leon Einstein posted:Why would you need a fake camel toe? Wtf Male cosplaying a female fanwank character and you're going for that authentic look?
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Dec 6, 2016 00:31
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I'm not going to own a gun because I have a mood disorder. I think that's for the best. I'm p ok with that being enforceable by law, rather than choice, as well.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:39
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scrubs season six posted:If you want to take the 50/50 shot that you'll use it to kill yourself in order to avoid the 1/1,000,000 shot that you'll use it to defend a home invasion that should be your choice as a stupid American. Nah, topping yourself off is a personal choice. Having sad/brokebrains and capping a dozen people on the way out when your access to such an effective method of violence could have withheld from you instead is bad. Not foolproof, you can always go illegal, but maybe if Walmart and Bass Pro couldn't legally sell longarms and pistols to paranoid schizophrenics and bipolar assholes, that'd be slightly better.
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Dec 7, 2016 01:33
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Languages traditionally change much more rapidly in urban areas versus rural ones. For example, Colonial American backwoods dudes spoke English much closer to the Shakespearean accent than Londoners during the same time period. A lot of the rhymes in Shakespeare's stuff don't work any longer in the stuffy "traditional" accent his works are performed in because the British accent has drifted so much over time. There's a few troupes dedicated to trying to reconstruct the proper accent for performances, so that's cool. The same goes for slang and neologisms, etc. In areas of dense population, those can develop, take hold, spread and then fall out of favor rapidly. By the time a slang term is old news in the city, it might just be starting to creep in on the periphery of the rural lexicon. With giant internet communities being connected and able to instantly message and respond to individuals, there's essentially very high density pockets where language is being pressure-cooked before being flung out into the general population. Soon we will all speak like moon people and movies from the 1980s will be nearly culturally and linguistically unintelligible to kids born in the 2080s. Or something
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Dec 9, 2016 17:55
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I know myself, biblically.
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Dec 13, 2016 18:57
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thathonkey posted:ive carefully reviewed your entry and im sorry to report that not even the beginnings of a smile or even smirk formed at my lips as i read it over and over again, scanning carefully trying to find the funny part(s) There's a simple word for that, gaiden. Like Ninja Gaiden. Stupid foreign languages.
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Dec 14, 2016 13:41
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Link?????!?!?!? People hafta know about this! E: I actually just want to laugh at some dumb bullshit.
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Dec 14, 2016 20:11
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Aww, it's money-stealing cult recruitment, not regular crazy. 
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Dec 14, 2016 20:16
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Robo Reagan posted:i base my sense of self on a bunch of 3000 year old pedo greeks who wore bathrobes everywhere You can rest assured those fuckin philosophers would be tweeting their political hot takes and instagraming photos of them next to their hollow-eyed child lovers non-stop if they had the chance.
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Robo Reagan posted:yea, he got pushed around by thomas edison and instead of standing up for himself he came up with a bunch of quotes about how dumb everyone else is Tesla wins tho, because he has a dedicated cult of fans who fawn over him and Edison is remembered for light bulbs and murdering an elephant just to be a douche.
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Robo Reagan posted:yeah he sure did win by becoming a respected corpse instead of a living rich man Every artist becomes worth more upon their death. C'est la vie.
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Dec 15, 2016 23:35
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Code Jockey posted:like you wouldn't murder an elephant if you could Not just to specifically be a jerk to another human being, no. For fun? Anything is possible.
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Dec 15, 2016 23:36
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:"Those civilians stuck in Syria waiting to get hit by a stray bomb or gunned down by soldiers would be happy if only they realized that it's not the situation that hurts them but, like, the negative way they think about their situation" It's true if you think about it. They could just learn to love the screams and the smell of petrol, tires and corpse mingling in a blaze, as if it were an offering of incense and blood to a god who actually listened to prayers. There's a sublime beauty in the arcs that shards of skull trace as a bullet passes through as if an eleven year-old boy's head was not there. The spiraling bullet itself is an unthinking artist, painting a masterpiece in the priceless medium of lifeblood. One might embrace the wondrous complexity of the universe that put them in this situation, where they can witness firsthand the technological marvels of man's ingenuity and meditate on the absurd humor in the fact the millennia of wisdom , sweat, and blood was wasted on designing a slightly better stick, so one man might kill another who has not even done him harm. As hot brass casings rain on the cooling corpses of their families, the refugees would be able to laugh heartily at the joke. Discovering the truth that the universe is inherently meaningless and that there is no life after death would free the refugees from their fears concerning the hereafter, allowing them to truly live in this moment. They will know that when the end comes and the pain fades, all struggles and hardships will be forgotten in the eternal, silent embrace of the annihilation of the self.
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Dec 16, 2016 01:17
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Pay is the shortest and simplest. I don't even... what the gently caress is even the point of that?
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Dec 17, 2016 14:59
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Hardawn posted:y'all are the 3% that didn't fail, congrats. I had a "relapse" maybe and could only write pussy for about 700 words tryung to think of one so just keep gloating about it Pussy meets the criteria tho
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Dec 17, 2016 16:47
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Mnemosyne posted:Maybe it's a Katherine.jpg situation. Maybe she's a lot less attractive when you can see the bottom half of her face. What is this? Google isn't really helping that much.
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Dec 20, 2016 21:05
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But if you're unique or have qualities I haven't observed in a woman before, you literally aren't like other girls. The statement is fine, you weirdos.
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Carrion Luggage posted:You sure are neat can I put my penis inside of you now? Isn't that the core concept of dating?
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Dec 21, 2016 05:13
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Sure, but I don't think that statement is anything to get excited over.
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Dec 21, 2016 08:19
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It was also the "loco weed" that made Mexicans hulk out and lust after our white women. Mormon missionaries brought the spliff back to Utah with them from mission trips to Mexico, which sparked off a whole moral panic on its own, complete with campaigns to ban the vile substance. So it was the blacks and the browns.
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Dec 23, 2016 16:39
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Sorry your parents didn't choose the moral option of aborting for medical reasons, kid. Enjoy your tortured existence.
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Dreddout posted:What about the 6 remaining pipe enthusiasts? They're pretty chill.
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Whatev posted:Before and after photos lol That's what I saw. No way to live man. Give me back the Cheez-Wiz and Mountain Dew.
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i can still taste him posted:Pics like that are typically followed by 9/11 truther posts or something about chemtrails. Chemtrails are real, man. You know those thin cloud lines behind jet planes? Condensed water. Yeah, I know. Last time I checked, water was chemical as gently caress. Mindfreak!
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Jan 2, 2017 07:31
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God, 2016 grim dawn summoner bleed build devotions Thanks in advance, Yours in Christ
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The Mash posted:http://grimcalc.com/build/1007-TgcSvC God, you trippin', or you testin my faith. How the gently caress am i supposed to use Shield Wall from Targo the Builder with anything from Kraken, the constellation dedicated solely to two-handed weapons? Falcon and Huntress are solid as gently caress tho.The rest seems pretty scattershot. I give you a C-. Maybe you should let Jesus do the next one, he's a little younger and up with the kids these days.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:This but for grimcalc.com A really lovely devotion build.
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Man, I wish that was real. Facebook quality would rocket right up. Hell, a one-time $10 register fee is apparently too onerous for most.
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Is Hugh Macleod a noted imbecile, or is that just a bad quote? E: He runs something called Gaping Void and here's his bio: hugh-outside-bw2 Hugh MacLeod Co-Founder and Artistic Director Hugh MacLeod has been drawing about life and business for over twenty years. At the heart of Hugh’s work is one core belief: art has the power to transform business. Art expresses ideas, vision, beliefs, culture and purpose faster, better and more deeply than any other method of business communication. Founded in 2008 with business partner Jason Korman, Gapingvoid Ltd. has created custom art work for some of the largest, companies in the world, including Intel, HP, Microsoft, Roche, Zappos, VMWare and VW- and is hung in over 5,000 companies around the world. A special collection of MacLeod’s art, arranged around themes of entrepreneurship, appeared during Art Basel 2013 here in Miami. Gapingvoid takes a unique approach to business communications. Including events, permanent corporate art installations, and outcome focused custom art implementation to help with behavior change in large organizations. Art, particularly cartoons, are perfect for conveying the root of an idea in a way that starts dialogue between the right people. MacLeod harnesses this power of art in a way that helps businesses confront tough problems, parses complex human relationships and engages employees to collaborate on solutions together. Mission, purpose and meaning are the cornerstones of the message behind his art. MacLeod is a highly-regarded author, writing on the themes of innovation, creativity and motivation. His book “Ignore Everybody” began life on his popular marketing blog, gapingvoid.com, as an e-book. It was downloaded over 5 million times since being posted and enjoyed by readers all over the world. Re-imagined in print form, the book “Ignore Everybody” made the Wall Street Journal’s best sellers list. His follow-up book, “Evil Plans: Having Fun on the Road to World Domination” was equally well-received and hailed by Seth Godin as a must-read. So, noted imbecile Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jan 10, 2017 |
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Professor Shark posted:
Seems kinda wordy and preachy for a quiet meek bitch, imo
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Paying a few hobos $50 bucks each to dig a trench, then shooting them once they finish, getting your money back and burying the bodies is technical compliance, right?
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klapman posted:No, it stands for First Encounter Assault Recon. I've always loved that acronym because it's such bullshit nonsense. Those are three completely separate roles that would need three different teams with exclusive skill sets and equipment load outs , not some generic mooks in body armor shooting at ghosts or aliens or whatever.
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