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i can't stop thinking about my underage daughter's pussy while fondling my shotgun AND I VOTE

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reallivedinosaur posted:

stop bringing your kids out of your vagina and/or balls problem solved

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Munchables posted:

I remember reading cringe threads on 4chan

*cringes*

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"Look at me, I'm FedEx Mercury, I have yet to be ground down by life into a cowering nub of a human being. I probably have hopes and dreams that I legitimately believe will come true before I die."

look how stupid that sounds

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I come from a poor as gently caress background in Oklahoma and I still have a lot of friends back there. It's never the people who've done super-well who post this sort of poo poo, it's always the ones who are just slightly better off than minimum wage foodservice jobs and want everyone to notice how at least they're not doing THAT for a living. It's loving gross.

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Solid course correction for the thread, guy never disappoints

Seriously. DMFSZ is so consistently great that it's a bit disconcerting.

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Kelp Me! posted:

wait is DA SHARE ZONE a thing outside of that image because link pls

It's a twitter

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne


https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/792586211990921216


https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/791143111024140288

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Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Nice muffin top, pal.

that's support weight, it's v progressive

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poontangy

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Y'all aren't like other posters. (in that you are worse)

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It's not a cropping error, it's just thinking that far outside the box.

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That led me to this



:drat:

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Da Share Zone is a national treasure, from whatever nation it's from.

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I'm So Curious About What She Did. I Wonder If She Ate A Baby Or Something.

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Well That's Not Pretty.

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Pvt.Scott posted:

Oh man, don't remind me. Just the other day I was super basic and I was cooking dinner for the fam. I spilled some apple cider vinegar on my arm and foam just sprayed fuckin' everywhere. It was so embarrassing I had to schedule an emergency meeting with my therapist.

yeah see people think basic bitches are just annoying but they are in fact quite dangerous

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The primary person I know who posts that stuff is deeply mentally ill, has a history of bizarre and unprovoked violent behavior, and is on permanent disability because of it. Every time they post something like this on facebook I know they've gone off their meds and get really tense because it pretty much always ends with poo poo Going Down. :smith:

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hmmmmmm

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Lacey posted:

It's true! Batman will never give you a handy

Look at this chump who has never been to vegas

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Yeah I moved to the other side of the world and it's the primary way I stay in touch with friends and family back home.

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A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Hi Gimp. Nice exoskeleton pussy.

A sexoskeleton

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8-Bit Scholar posted:

I think he's speaking more towards people who wait rather than advance. Like, you work as a cashier for five years because you're waiting for your shot to go to art school or something; the message I'd take away is that he's saying you should put your effort and energy into the job you have at hand, and excel at it. You may not end up making a career out of it, but it is better to take pride in yourself and your work, even if it isn't work you'd like to be doing.

I went from being a high school dropout in Oklahoma who worked in fast food for ten years to having a PhD in biology and getting to travel all over the world working on ways to save threatened and endangered species. My life has been immeasurably enriched by that both financially and in terms of my own happiness, and I might actually be making the world a better place maybe a bit. If I had listened to advice like this, I would probably be managing a Taco Bueno right now, so gently caress Mike Rowe and gently caress anyone who tells people they shouldn't try to have the life they deserve. It doesn't always work out, but if you piss away your life not trying you might as well be a farm animal. Unreasonable dreams are the only way big things can happen.

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But it's a hell of a lot more fun.

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I mean seriously that's why I said "maybe a bit"; I honestly don't think we have it in us to do the right thing. At least not the USA and China, and without them it's kinda meaningless. Nevertheless on a personal level my career has been one of the most enriching things in my life, and I never would have even started had I listened to jackass advice like that.

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Fun anecdote about fatalism in climate change researchers: I was talking to a very famous person in the field, saying that often I get a bit depressed about the futility of trying to do great science that never affects policy . She said "when I feel like that I say to myself 'well at least when they gently caress everything up, I'm going to make sure the motherfuckers can't say nobody told them what they were doing'". Which is a pretty good fallback motivation for when you run out of faith in humanity. It's bleak but I legit find it inspirational sometimes.

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It's a mixed bag. I work best from home, but at my last gig in Australia my commute was 1.5 hours each way so I ended up working from home most days and really didn't interact with my colleagues face to face very much. That gets a bit isolating after a while.

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also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_DNpTMKXk


e: or did I just miss the joke and you were going to try to convince me to join your multilevel marketing scheme?

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Joe Mama Poonana posted:

schizophrenic facebook posters are the best posters

I have a severely schizophrenic friend from back in the day who's on permanent disability for it. Takes meds off and on, and when it's "off", it gets quite exciting/terrifying/sad.

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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

so apparently this is what the facebook of a pedophile looks like if anyone is morbidly interested in it


:nms: https://www.facebook.com/aurelius.kalauz/ :nms:


the guy just got arrested


welp that was depressing

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Dreddout posted:

Not saying Japan's justice system is anything to emulate lmao

They have a >95% conviction rate, they must be doing something right :haw:

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Overruled, counsel not sufficiently Japanese.

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cat's in the cradle with a dvd
of animated ladies being bathed in pee
when you coming home dad, i don't know when
but we'll watch some hentai then, boy
you know we'll watch some hentai then

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Jabberlock posted:

Vickis not going down without a fight.

No Never!

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We Know Catheters posted:

Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

Drinking piss can contribute to gout; it's a common thing in the watersports community. Which is a fact I learned from Dan Savage, not from drinking pee.

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Well now that I said that I can't track down the article so maybe it was just a weird dream I had about reading an article about piss drinkers.

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Kullik posted:

I'm not able to delete any of the posts cause I'm locked out, i can log in but I'm just prompted to upload a photograph of my ID each time, I've been told my driving license Isn't good enough or doesn't match whats on the account, so just like dumb teen me, i probably registered with a fake age or said i lived on the moon or some dumb bullshit.

As for why its a concern, it's not like I'm going to lose my job or anything, It's just very easy to make fun of those posts and I'd rather they weren't there and this wouldn't be a problem if the account hadn't randomly been reactivated for no reason.

Just start mercilessly trolling and mocking your teenage self, that way everyone will know you're cool now.

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maskenfreiheit posted:

what kind of porn are you watching

Ahahahaha

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