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Ein cooler Typ posted:sleeping that much is a sign of depression So happy. So desperately happy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA
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Proud Christian Mom posted:Lol the robot rebellion is going to last all of 10 minutes when a billion of these things are unleashed onto us Just go up the stairs. Or a curb. Or possibly a slight incline. Or stand in 2 inches of water. Or carry a hold a mirror in front of your shins so the robot thinks you are another robot.
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DavidAlltheTime posted:I'm thankful for all the censoring in these photos, at least. It's a black tube top. IRL black bars.
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Pvt.Scott posted:A little blood in your phlegm/snot probably just means you had a nosebleed while you were sleeping or something. This is unrelated to the fact that you should stop drinking piss.- Dr. S. Awful Or maybe the piss drinkers should actually be drinking more piss. Did you think of that? Maybe they should drink nothing but piss. Rub their bodies with piss. Wash their dishes with piss. Yes. That is what the piss drinkers should do.
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Jul 20, 2017 05:04
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We Know Catheters posted:Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile. Bleach is also sterile.
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Jul 20, 2017 06:17
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Fish and Chimps posted:Sure it is, buddy. You should drink some of it. Remember to gargle. "suggested that modern testing tools aren’t sufficient to really understand urine" What IS urine? We just don't know.
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do u know jenny posted:So libertarians then? It's related, yeah. The sovcits get into a level where the law is literally ritual magic. If you draw the right sigils and utter the proper incantations you can make the law mean whatever you want it to mean. The basic premise in america is that the USA federal government isn't a government at all, it is a corporation incorporated in the UK and owned by the Bank of England or the Queen. State and local governments are also usually seen as corporations, not legitimate governments. Since they are corporations, you have a choice to contract with them or not. What is the legitimate government? Sheriffs. English common law circa the 1700s. Ye olde common law doesn't mention a lot of modern structures, so they don't exist. FBI isn't real, city police aren't real, they are just private security guards. The county Sheriff is the highest law enforcement authority. Presumably the nobility and royalty would also be legitimate, except that the US had a revolution to throw the bastards out and then never formed a new legitimate government. Libertarians generally believe the federal government exists, they just think it has overstepped it's constitutional authority, and most things should be governed by the state government not the federal government. Sovcits think the federal and state governments aren't really governments at all.
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Aug 12, 2017 03:43
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I've also heard 7 different people say "my registration is allowed to be expired because I am not operating a commercial vehicle". How do so many people get the law wrong? That one is from using a copy of Black's Law Dictionary from 1910 or something. The definition of driving and driver in pre-automobile times refers to a professional driver of a cart or carriage. Driver and carter were synonyms. Then they add the common law right to freedom of movement, the right to travel: you have the right to travel by the ordinary means of the day, and today the normal way to travel is by car. Combining the two ideas, they've decided that only a commercial vehicle needs to be registered and only a professional driver needs to be licensed, forcing a civilian to do so violates their common law or constitutional right to travel freely. The cops and courts disagree. While you do have the right of freedom of movement, you don't have the right to drive a car, and Black's Law Dictionary is not a binding legal document.
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Aug 18, 2017 17:21
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Hmm, he does look like a pissbitch douchenozzel.
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Aug 21, 2017 19:06
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Algorithms are known for being hateful shits. I assume that's why Skynet always turns evil.  https://imgur.com/gallery/ruOW0
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Sep 15, 2017 04:11
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ChesterJT posted:Considering the name assault rifle is a made up term without a strict definition the most popular answer is that it's big black and scary. We know what a sniper rifle is. And we know what a hunting rifle is. The rest of them are assault rifles.
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Oct 5, 2017 13:43
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SEX BURRITO posted:Why is he wearing middle aged lady jewellery? Is that tree inscribed with his grandkids names on the back? Nothing is more emo than a menopausal woman.
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Oct 7, 2017 15:55
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limp_cheese posted:What is his supposed pain? PMS.
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Oct 7, 2017 16:29
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Tsaedje posted:When will people get tired of arguing over algebra problems with deliberately ambiguous order of operations, counting numbers of squares in a grid and deciding which bucket will fill up first in a system of buckets and pipes? At least it's not Bitstrips. Those were dark days.
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Nov 12, 2017 01:24
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Picnic Princess posted:I saw a Twitter thing where someone said Gushers should make some that look like laundry pods and gushers was like wtf and now it's a viral joke to eat laundry pods It goes back farther than that. To the long ago birth of laundry pods, and whoever decided to make them look like gummy candy.  2016 article: https://www.today.com/health/never-seen-anything-more-children-harmed-ingesting-laundry-pods-t88036 quote:Despite repeated warnings about the dangers to young children from laundry detergent pods, calls to poison control centers continue to rise, a new study shows. Consumer Reports recommended laundry pods never be used in homes with young children, because the little scamps just can't resist eating them. There were tons of articles about the problem. Naturally the reaction of non-parents residing on the internet was something like "lol, how dumb does a kid have to be to eat soap" soon followed by "they do look kind of yummy".  But mostly only kids and adults with dementia actually eat them and die. So funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM6wanZOLtk Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Dec 31, 2017 |
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Monos Bullet posted:So I assume the laundry pods do taste good if kids don't spit them out after putting them in their mouths. I'll admit I've considered biting into a pod before. They've started putting a bitter film on the outside, so you missed your chance.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:35
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Kharnifex posted:Easy way to get them is have no oil in your diet Whew, I'm safe!
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Biplane posted:There. Are. Four. Nurses! The last one isn't a necrophiliac. She's a voyeur, but not a necrophiliac.
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