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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

turbomoose posted:

Loss edits are getting more graphic

Step E: Plate Is Served To Doctor, Who Eats It To Gain Additional Powers

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I was at a talk at a hotel convention center near the airport and the guy talking said the only thing stopping you from making six figures is you.

and he was pointing at me

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 23:22

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

then he pulled out these knives and showed how sharp they were by cutting a shoe and then some energy drinks and health pills and told me he makes $495k after tax and no one asked he just told us

then he said anything can be sold

he asked if i would buy a pen

i said ok

how did he know i would buy it

just incredible

and that mans name was Kris Angel

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 23:24

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

im also looking at all of your ties with disdain

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 23:58

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Modest Mouse cover band posted:

From a goon Facebook group

This looks like exactly a security job post, and those 20 min each hour could be the guy walking around whatever theyre trying to secure

i really hope thats the case, thatd be p funny

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 02:21

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/kennyg/status/802577740180418569

I would definitely retweet this

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 16:40

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Bonzo posted:

What is in Mccormick's chili seasoning?

Chili Pepper And Other Spices (Including Paprika, Cumin), Enriched Wheat Flour (Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Onion, Salt, Corn Maltodextrin, Sugar, Garlic, And Extractives Of Cumin.

http://www.mccormick.com/spices-and-flavors/herbs-and-spices/spices/chili-powder

Chili Pepper, Spices, Salt, Silicon Dioxide (Added To Make Free Flowing), And Garlic

Will those things kill you? No. I just prefer to not have fillers that come in pre mixed spice ingredients. But I guess they add them because it helps to thicken up the sauce.

True.
I don't use tomatoes when I make chili. I use dried chilis that I toast up and blend them up with water, onion, garlic and spices.

we all must choose our battles

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 05:25

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I'm going to need microbrew recommendations for your chili recipes and also tell me about your weird dreams and

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 05:39

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Bombadilillo posted:

People who think that "societal contract" = real life legal contract and they get to special snowflake out of getting a drivers liscence. Paying taxes. Listen to police.

A cottage industry of self-help gurus have sprung up around these idiots to promise them all sorts of thinks they dont have to do, and eventually out did eachother by claiming you can get literal millions of dollars from the government if you fill out the right forms in red ink at 45 degrees.

-bad legalese is rightly described as magic words for them. (They think yelling "I do not consent" means police have to stop doing things to them.
-the will spell their name in ALL CAPS to show thats they freeman name not their cooperate name.
-They think if they ever listen to a judge or follow any instructions they "create joinder" (opt in to society or "enter into a contract" to be in the legal system, which THEY totally arent) so they think if the judge says sit down and they do suddenly they have to pay taxes.
-They dont know how commas work and think everyone is legally described as a boat in all laws.

There are threads from time to time about them getting just loving owned by cops, usually them recording their own misfortune to post on their websites. Which are usually their magic words NOT working so its really weird why they share it? Nobody knows they are fuckheads.

Occasionally it DOES work. There are examples of court things where the sovcit, representing themselves natch, will start talking and the judge just cant be loving bothered and dismisses that poo poo. Also the Bundys from the Oregon standoff tried a metric SHITTON of sovcit BS court filings which the court very carefully wasted a ton of time on. Only for terrible people from a terrible state to let them go because Oregon cares about "frontier spirit" more then thinking for any amount of time.

They also post these self-humiliating 40 min videos of altercations with police officers who stop them for something like speeding but then ends up with htem in prison. If a video ever gets posted, you gotta watch it like a porno: The first two minutes are them just repeating the words I do not consent, I do not agree with your "laws" then the last 2 minutes are them getting pulled out of their car and tazed

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 01:01