Killing Department posted:

I didn't like the review until it pointed out how many characters are gay.

Blunderstorm posted:

So no hot jay cummies?

CharlestonJew posted:

I'm one of the popcorn boys ama

im also a special guest on the "movies make me dead" podcast

Krinkle posted:

The TFA almost review was good but not nearly good enough to justify a solid month of no half in the bag, et al, videos.

Zzulu posted:

kylo ren can't become a hero. He's already done too much bad guy stuff. At best he can become the Vegeta of the franchise

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

This is possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen. A absolute glorification of wanton violence and typical hollywood values.

70 Million people died during World War 2. The only thin that prevented Global Warming from coming sooner and made progressivism and socialism potential policies on the world stage. If that had not happened we would not know global warming exists. Because the very idea of discussing such a prospect would be banned.

Sometimes people have to die for the better good. This is seen constantly in every phase of world history. And I'm supposed to see this fellow who just happens to be black willing to actually do something as a villain and the ever so pomp properly victorian British characters as heroes?

They're no better than the villain. If anything they are worse. While the Villain wears on his heart on his sleeve and fully recognizes what must done to save the world they're twiddling around shoving their thumb up their asses doing not a drat bit about it. And the world will suffer a lot more thanks to their actions.

This film reminds me of a much better film: Snowpiercer. In the world of that film the Kingsman prove to be the perfect images of the Conductor. A group so entrenched on maintaining the status quo no matter how many continuos horrible atrocities are required to do so. Valentine meanwhile is the perfect image of Namgoong, a man who realizes that for in order for any kind of real progress to be made and for future generations to live in a better world sacrifices must be made. Even if that means the death of the vast majority of mankind. A man willing to commit one last atrocity to bring about true freedom for the world and humanity.

What a piece of poo poo film. And what do I get at the end Anal Sex? gently caress off like the first thing I cared about when facing the reality of the horrid dark fate of humanity is sex. What a simple minded and droll piece of poo poo character.

Schweinhund posted:

Hitler killed himself so he's a great hero.

Zmej posted:

I read it all. are those images really without any sarcasm?

Guy Goodbody posted:

Being hotter than Rei isn't very impressive, Asuka was always the hot one

Catastrophe posted:

Hey guys why did this Red Letter webzone become an amine zone?

Trunko posted:

what the heck is a kyle katarm

Gammatron 64 posted:

What I'm saying is that Star Wars is basically a live action anime

JB50 posted:

Ill never understand the logic of the 2nd guy.

Hmmm he knocked my buddy out cold, I think Ill go stand in punching range of him.

Holy poo poo this was in the comments:

>"Third Reich" Mike
>"Myklon B" Stoklasa
>Mike "The friend of the family Grave Digger" Stoklasa
>Mike "the Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa
>Mike "The White Plague" Stoklasa
>Mike "Kill a Kike" Stoklasa
>Mike "Pulling the Trigger on Every friend of the family" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Clip-Tips to Crypts Kid" Stoklasa
>Mike "Going Rambo on Sambo" Stoklasa
>Mike "Impugn the Coon" Stoklasa
>Mike "Minority Deport" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Spook Nuke" Stoklasa
>Mike "Peekaboo, Jiggaboo!" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Quaking Quadroon Quasher" Stoklasa
>Mike "Sambo Saboteur" Stoklasa
>Mike "Eschew the Jew" Stoklasa
>Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa
>Mike "Kebab Shishkebab" Stoklasa
>Mike "Stein Slayer" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Beaner Brainer" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Mudskin Manslaughterer" Stoklasa
>Mike "Purger of Mud" Stoklasa
>Mike "Kill a Kike" Stoklasa
>Mike "Holla at ya Holocaust" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Milwaukee Shrike" Stoklasa
>Mike "One Man Klan" Stoklasa
>Mike "Catch Me If You Klan" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Renegade World Trade Grenade" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Kike Striker" Stoklasa
>Mike "Threw A Rock At A POC" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Mongoloid Murdering Mandiac" Stoklasa
>Mike "White Future, Bright Future" Stoklasa
>Mike "Holoclasa" Stoklasa
>Mike "Kike Krowd Krusher" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Spic Brick" Stoklasa
>Mike "No Darky Malarky" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Anti-Kike" Stoklasa
>Mike "The Pilot Light" Stoklasa
>Mike "The friend of the family Fright" Stoklasa
>Mike "The KKK-Knight" Stoklasa
>Mike "The White Might" Stoklasa
>Mike "going mental on the oriental" Stoklasa
>Mike "Wham Bam Nuke Vietnam!" Stoklasa

Zzulu posted:

I saw those Samurai and immediately wanted Eastworld

Osric posted:

I find the chemistry more awkward in Half in the Bag when it's just Mike and Jay. Every time Mike disagrees with Jay Jay immediately backpedals like he's gonna get a beating. I don't get it, they must surely realise that disagreement and debate can be more entertaining and interesting for the audience than trying to agree on everything.

I get the feeling that at some point in the distant past Mike established himself as king of their little group of movie nerds and that dynamic has persisted into their videos.

Zzulu posted:

How many years do we wait before they can put her CGI face onto someone in a future movie

reignofevil posted:

I'm the third mike from the left.

Zzulu posted: