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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

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I hope they talk about Shin Godzilla, the first autistic movie of 2016.

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Ice Cream Barbara posted:

That's still pretty good for getting to do whatever the gently caress they want. Production can't cost that much either.

Don't forget about renting a warehouse in some some Milwaukee slum, that's gotta set them back at least $1500/month.

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Baronjutter posted:

He had pretty good hipster nerd hair going on, now he's just back to a regular nerd with a funny tooth.

Let's hope the gays will leave us alone now and retreat to E/N.

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

wow, just wow. that looks like suck loving rear end. its called Emojimovie: Express Yourself, that sounds like the most insincere poo poo ever. is sony just retarded. first the spiderman movies, then ghostbusters and pixels and now this.

Sony hit the bottom of the barrel years ago and they are desperate, they are scraping off the resin from the bottom and mashing it desperately into box offices.

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Origami Dali posted:

If Asylum are trying to confuse people, why do their covers always look like badly photoshopped hot garbage? You'd think they'd hire a competent graphic designer to better sell their turd movie.

It might look lovely and tacky to you, but it's expertly designed to grab the attention of the kind of moron who might actually buy that garbage.

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I never liked Sonic either. Commander Keen was the best 90s mascot.

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reignofevil posted:

http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag/episode-1/

This was over five years ago! You're getting old!

Check out how weird the set looks not completely covered in empty beer bottles.

More stuff to come in this space when I come up with more hot takes on this episode.

Edit- Mike isn't comfortable making eye contact with the camera. lol.

I forgot George Lucas shows up at the end

Spoilered for anyone who hasn't seen it because obviously we don't want even the slimmest chance that the greater narrative of Half in the Bag be compromised.

The set also probably looks weird because it's been packed up and moved multiple times since then, not to mention all the strains and gauges they've made in it with all the skits.

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The ewok will also be riddled with gaping wounds from all the connectors that attempted to interface with it in the droid seat.

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I know right? I thought we purged all the pedos.

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If you look at Giger's work you can see a lot of designs that look almost exactly the same as the alien monster. It's like he just gave them something he liked to draw a lot.

And also it's obviously a dick and not a vagina, look at the head.

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Ice Cream Barbara posted:

They live in wisconsin so they've probably never seen a minority

Actually they live in Milwaukee so they've seen plenty.

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Milwaukee is three quarters white. It's a lot whiter than the rest of the America

See? It's got minorities just like I said.

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Those Gennedi shorts were the only decent thing to come out of the prequel trilogy.

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It's not any different than guys like Tom Cruise being cast to appeal to average white guys. It's all calculated, all of it.

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Fyi this was supposed to be a commentary track originally.

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It's not so much commentary as it is a blunt declaration.

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counterfeitsaint posted:

I wonder what the ratio of people genuinely offended at a joke about their own accent versus white people offended on their behalf is.

You can't can't calculate the ratio of zero over infinity.

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Watto was the middle eastern merchant guy caricature that has been in Hollywood movies for nearly a century.

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Exactly. It's just an old Hollywood trope. I guess you could argue that its a little insensitive but I wouldn't classify it as racism.

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Bro! If UNESCO heard you say that they'd send in JC Denton to smoke your rear end.

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It's a false equivalence because the sand people were legitimate natives.

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Lurdiak posted:

Glad to see RLM fans itt default to "Everything is racist in today's pc culture :rolleyes:" when the subject of racism is brought up. A real winning tack.

Suck my balls garbage man.

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priznat posted:

Nathan Explosion - Mike
Skwizgaar Skwigelf - Jay
Pickles - Rich
Toki Wartooth - Jack
William Murderface - Josh

Checks out

Rich is the fat ugly one that you pity. He is Murderface.

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It's actually kind of tough to choose. Mike is the charismatic creative which would make him Nathan but he's also a sloppy drunk so that fits Pickles. Jay would be the other one that Mike isn't.
Josh is Toki, he's always upbeat and dumb and nobody really likes him much but he's still a part of the group.
Skwissgar is a technical guy who's really good at what he does but is dumb as a rock, that really doesn't fit anybody in RLM so I'm just going to ignore him.

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Gildiss posted:

It made Rich EVANS.

I thought him and Mike are old rear end Gen Xers from the 70s.

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"Thru" is such a common shorthand that it's practically an accepted alternate spelling at this point.

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MrSlam posted:

And much. much. more



Jack doesn't belong there.

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Holy poo poo I thought that awful font poster was a joke but they are actually selling it.

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Baronjutter posted:

Why do they call him Susan that's not his name.

Because he's a prissy little boi.

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Splinter Cell had better stealth mechanics but MGS was always the superior game all around.

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

Not until they wear a cape made out of their old Star Wars bedsheets and start making trailer reaction videos.

They already made some but it's okay because it was insincere.

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Talking animal movies were a solid staple of late 20th century cartoon films, I'm glad they made a comeback.

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I was hoping they would talk about Godzilla at least a little bit. Since they choke down every wet fart that DC puts out it's not out of the question.

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a bone to pick posted:

Was there a Godzilla movie this year or something?

Yes it was a 1 week limited release by Funimation the anime distributor. Not a bad movie by any means and the city destruction was really cool.

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Baronjutter posted:

Why is the letter called a double-you and not a double-vee then?!
Wait, on old churches they'd write u as v. Nothing makes sense.

I think it's cuz the Romans didn't have the letter U.

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Paladinus posted:

One half of the body is in the bag? But where is the other half?

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

I think it's probably referring to the shame bag that alcohol is packed into in the store.

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Paladinus posted:

Are you implying they drink alcohol at movie theatres?

Because that's probably correct.

I don't know but they sure like to drink when they talk about movies. Poor Mike's body is a sad tale of alcoholism.

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Max Landis, Josh and Jack only.

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HIJK posted:

Wait a minute. Is Max Landis the same Max Landis who wrote this Mickey Mouse comic about being middle aged? http://www.sassquach.com/journal/2013/11/4/boys-night.html

Ah the classic "what if funny cartoon man was actually depressed and gross looking."

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I'm just agog at anybody who still owns tapes. Why you wouldn't have thrown all that poo poo in the garbage 15 years ago boggles the mind.

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