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Rich and Jack get really mad at Kojima because they say his games are tonally weird and don't make sense but they somehow like Marvel and DC comics I don't get those crazy kids.
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Yes ok it's a Kojima universe so it's an autistic fever dream that talks about AI memes and hamburgers and poo poo but the series ends with a timeline of things that definitely, for sure happened. Meanwhile on earth-234 prime the infinity jewels and black lanterns or whatever have time traveled or shifted dimensions and restarted the universe and made 4 supermen from the dead one I think??? Does this nullify the UN legislation they signed after all those kids died in an exploding playground???
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Oct 2, 2016 05:14
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I was arguing that comics are dumber and make less sense than Kojima games.
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Oct 2, 2016 15:52
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khwarezm posted:What sky high standards to hold Kojima too. Uh ok what standards should we be holding Mr. Kojima to? David Cage games and Telltale's Minecraft Story Mode?
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Oct 2, 2016 16:09
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khwarezm posted:How about actual quality movies since he spends so much time trying to imitate them? Seems more relevant than comics. They're not. He makes goofy videogames. What quality movie is he imitating with intricate cardboard box combos or when Johnny Sasaki makes a wet poopy? All I ever said was Jack and Rich get irritated at MGS storylines for not making sense and being all over the place while being fans of comic book storylines for reasons I don't understand. What do people read comic books for anyway? The gameplay?
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Oct 2, 2016 16:24
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khwarezm posted:Dude, come on. If you know anything about Kojima you'll know he absolutely loves movies and has been very open about that. The MGS series have made that influence obvious from the very beginning, MGS1 was probably the most 'cinematic' game ever released at the time and the main character was basically stolen, name and everything, from a John Carpenter movie. Since then his proclivity for trying to make a movie while making a game got worse and worse until we eventually got MGS4 and its hours of cutscenes. Yes, my Dude, he likes movies and references them a lot in his goofy videogames about nanomachine AIs and the secret mech battles between clone children of the Cold War and their self-hypnotized henchmen. He'll even have extended goofy codec conversations about the Godzilla movies! But he has fun silly gameplay in his games, unlike Quantic Dream and Telltale, and his obtuse confusing storyline doesn't manage to be inconsequential gibberish like comic books. Which makes the point: if you think comics are stupid, what are you reading them for??? The gameplay of turning the page and seeing the colors?
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Oct 2, 2016 17:00
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If only we had listened to Konami and understood that Pachinko is the artform of the future.
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Oct 2, 2016 17:28
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Mike has become a senile alcoholic who screams at ring theories and that's ok.
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Oct 3, 2016 22:08
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Luke and Rey will be training on the Jedi Planet with lots of unresolved sexual tension that explodes into a torrid affair that's part Last Tango in Paris part 9 1/2 Weeks. Luke will make those little just-add-water rolls using sweat from Rey's taut little tumtum and then eat them up very seductively and have a bunch of crumbs and poo poo in his bushy beard while he makes out with her and cums. There Mike there's your sex in Star Wars.
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Oct 7, 2016 07:05
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Rey is a bad character and a Mary Sue but it's fine it'll probably be fine.
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Oct 7, 2016 07:41
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Power Fantasy characters aren't Mary Sues.
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Oct 7, 2016 18:14
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Rey is a Mary Sue.
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Oct 7, 2016 18:23
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Rey never learned to work with a team her faults were not listening to people telling her how awesome she is and that one time she couldn't close a door right that's it.
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Oct 7, 2016 20:10
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Wait does she actually have downs I just thought she looked a little weird.
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Oct 29, 2016 00:15
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I watched The OA and I was impressed with how stupid and silly and up its own rear end it was. By the big climactic ending I was laughing. I was laughing so hard I saw stars. I am the fifth movement.
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Dec 25, 2016 06:32
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Does the OA stand for anything? It stands for two things and they are both really really stupid. Like you'll figure out what it stands for and say "that is the dumbest thing it could have been" and then you'll hear what it also means and say "oh nevermind that tied"
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Dec 25, 2016 07:05
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Will the next Suicide Squad finally confirm the DC/Apocalypto shared universe?
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Feb 16, 2017 22:10
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I thought Arcturians were just weird humans from a colony near Arcturus and he meant it was like loving Thai ladyboys.
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May 24, 2017 10:46
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JB50 posted:Speaking of comic book movies did anybody see this pile of poo poo: Ok what's going on does Scott Buck give the meanest blowjobs imaginable or something how does he keep getting work?
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Jun 30, 2017 11:27
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Yeah I saw Wonder Woman a couple days ago and it loving sucked, what gives? It was on par with that dumb rear end Whedon script.
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Did she died?
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