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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

a bone to pick posted:

You're right, sorry.

yeah you better be.

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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

a bone to pick posted:

You're right, sorry.

also because of robots your IT job is gonna disappear and you're gonna be dead.

:<

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
I've never been so triggered by all the numbing action movie chat.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

steinrokkan posted:

This army of identical retards in spandex is a veritable gallery of creativity, and it's only because of the studio bigwigs that we don't get to see the full artistic potential of these Happy Meal toys.

Weird how it takes Europeans (you're from Bulgaria right?) to rile on Superhero crap.

And what I mean is not weird at all.

And what I mean is you other not-european guys are so deep down in the shithole you forgot what life is on the outside.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Baronjutter posted:

extended RLM cinematic universe

2001 Amazing Mike 1
2003 Amazing Mike 2
2003 Gay Jay
2004 Amazing Mike 3
2005 Jack Attack
2006 Gay Jay: Gayer Jay
2006 Amazing Mike: Beginnings (reboot)
2007 Wonderboy Rich Evans
2009 Wonderboy Rich Evans: Birthdays
2009 Jack Attack: Balder Dash
2009 Gay Jay: It Cums
2010 Amazing Mike: Sober Days
2011 Wonderboy Rich Evans and the Quest of the National Treasure
2011 Red Letter Media
2012 Gay Jay: Twink
2012 Jack Attacks
2013 Red Letter Media: Age of Josh
2013 Amazing Mike: Slidewhistle
2014 Red Letter Media: Crisis in Milwaukee
2015 Jessi (critical acclaim, box office bomb)
2016 Mike
2016 Rich 1
2016 Jack 1
2016 Jay: Origins
2017 Red Letter Media: Return of Red Letter Media, the game: The Movie

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Baronjutter posted:

Plus their youtube ad pennies.
170k divided by their staff minus their other operating costs isn't exactly filthy money.

It's a livin', Baronjutter. Puts gasoline in the tank and a few bucks left for the titty bar.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Thundercracker posted:

Watching the Box Office episode... so are Mike and Jay just complete idiots? Don't theaters take half the BO?

Don't dumbshame.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Capntastic posted:

May and Jike

Go on.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

FedEx Mercury posted:

Let's hope the gays will leave us alone now and retreat to E/N.

Honey you might want to edit that before A GLISTENING HODOR comes back from work.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

reignofevil posted:

"Ey' there ya wee lass susan let's talk about some moovies"

*Fills pint with frothy beer*

o lord make this happen!

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
wait your ho rear end ho with a name change right? I have avs off.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
You Will Not Believe The Games Jack Plays!

Posters Hate Him. Click The Link To Find Why!

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Paladinus posted:

Don't know about Mike, but Plinkett has mentioned it multiple times.

Ever notice how we see them together all the time in HitB? Weird. Like they're not the same person at all. But they sound the same. But only in the Plinkett reviews. gently caress.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Paladinus posted:

There are two Plinketts.

The Plinketts Theory.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Dapper_Swindler posted:

wow, just wow. that looks like suck loving rear end. its called Emojimovie: Express Yourself, that sounds like the most insincere poo poo ever. is sony just retarded. first the spiderman movies, then ghostbusters and pixels and now this.

As Mike would say: $60M budget, $900M BO because of China.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Jim is really loving weird.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

temple posted:

Nothing of value has been produced by video game culture

Too harsh. Off the top of my head I can think of at least two tweets.


Well maybe one tweet.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
You can make the exact same movie and remove all the Star Wars in it and it might become a passable sci-fi movie.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Make no mistake I'm going to see this movie like the rest of you guys. We're in too deep.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
I don't respect anyone who has dared to play games after Sonic 3 & Knuckles/Duke Nukem 3D.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Baronjutter posted:

I like and agree with a lot of RLM's various movie opinions but I think they're a bit weird about "racial pandering" or what ever when ever a non-white person is ever in any of the nerd poo poo they like.

White males are almost universally racist hth.

PS I'm one of the good ones.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Jay's Harry Potter costume looked weird. Like he was wearing the scarf.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Krinkle posted:

The version I saw on youtube or vimeo or something was an italian screener and I hated it, and the comments all said "what the gently caress version is this?" I'd give it a second chance but I"m not spendin no hundred dollars on no amazon used blu ray.

:lol::lol:

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Yeah but he hasn't grown much as a caterpillar though. I guess you have to pick your battles...

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

ceaselessfuture posted:

new to the conversation -- how's Mike racist?

He is a white man from Wisconsin. What more do you need?

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Paladinus posted:

As a child, I liked action scenes in prequels.

As an adult, I've never watched prequels.

Good.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

monster on a stick posted:

Maybe episode 2 will have Rey hooked up to an ancient Jedi teaching machine, she'll wake up and say "I know Kung Fu Jedi skills!" and Luke will say "show me" and there will be some cool fight.

nah episode 2 will have jedis hacking into the AT-walkers thingies and repel waves after waves of tie fighters.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Weird of them to upload something new in the dark hours of sunday morning...

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

gently caress off Batman posted:

Agreed and here's a video of one of those mythical Jedis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

If Yoda showed this to Luke, he never would have doubted him.

Still better than the prequels

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Jack was good.

Rich is always right.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Trunko posted:

Can a kind hearted mod please mercy kill this thread

Weirdest "ban me" ever.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I remember it being a rainy, peaceful day and I was sitting in my car finishing a smoke before I went into Dunkin to get a coffee when I first saw that my prediction was correct that Jack had epic meat.

It was an American Spirit and the coffee was a large iced with milk and two splenda.

I'll be damned if I can remember anything about any significant holidays of the last ten years, though.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

MrSlam posted:

Eh gently caress it. Here's my entry into what should become a contest.


Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
I'm not going to see Dr Weird because it's a bad movie.

I know it's a bad movie because it has superheroes in it and it's not the movie Chronicle.

Thank you for reading! :)

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Quantum of Phallus posted:

the dudes who cut the [DC or Marvel] film trailers are loving masters of the craft. pure snake oil salesmen. the [DC or Marvel] films are complete garbage but god drat if i didn't think that [current DC or Marvel] trailer was cut well. the film has a 100% chance of being garbage

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Paladinus posted:

They are movies for literal and mental babies. Enjoying them betrays your stunted development.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
You're all terrible. Except those who aren't.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

reignofevil posted:

A 'Hot Take' represents an opinion that is incredibly controversial and the intention of introducing it to the conversation is to imply that the author of the "take" does not care how many people become gravely offended by the opinion.

Now naturally Goons have a large predilection for sarcasm and thus the lines of appropriate usage have been blurred considerably for the purpose of "humor" (a topic too complicated to get into here).

:goonsay:

Thank you professor.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Meh. I need all of my movies to be about the inevitability of death and the ultimately grotesque nature of our lives here on this hetero Earth.

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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

King Vidiot posted:

Then may I recommend Todd Solondz?

Or is even that not negative enough?

Never heard of him but will check him out thank you for your cotinuated support&patronage.

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