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Just make sure you know all the unwritten rules about interviews. Skills pertaining to the position at hand are optional, and potentially a negative should you start rambling about the actual job at hand instead of projecting how confident you are at all times.
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Sep 28, 2016 13:59
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Even knowing just the basics of brazilian jiu jitsu can give you a real edge during the interview.
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Sep 28, 2016 14:03
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It's an important interview because it's worth 4000 kronor extra to me in salary, which is like, several pizzas and kebabs more/month  I really hope I get it
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Sep 28, 2016 14:23
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Do what all the people I interview do and claim to be CEO or VP of some 3 man operation.
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Sep 28, 2016 14:43
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A firm handshake, a bright smile, make frequent eye contact, but make sure to convey a sense of comfort and ease at being there. Make sure you swallow.
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Sep 28, 2016 14:46
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dont poo poo your pants
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Sep 28, 2016 14:48
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Stuffguyman posted:Just make sure you know all the unwritten rules about interviews. Skills pertaining to the position at hand are optional, and potentially a negative should you start rambling about the actual job at hand instead of projecting how confident you are at all times. This is actually extremely true. I have a six fig interview tomorrow and I plan on saying something like "Before we get started, I'd just like to give you an overview of what my previous position entailed." and then I will proceed to filibuster for thirty/sixy minutes. Just got a job offer contingent on a background check last week doing the same thing. Or something. I don't know. I don't really think about these things too hard.
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Sep 28, 2016 15:13
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Contrary to everyone elses opinion on the planet, I love job interviews. I get to go meet a bunch of weirdos and spew words at them.
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Sep 28, 2016 15:15
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Pre-interview drug checklist: - 30mg Adderall for faux enthusiasm. - 1mg Xanax to tone it down a little. - One toke of weed to tone it down a little more. - One large coffee to tone it back up. - 5mg Percocet because, well, Percocet is awesome. - One dose of being born white and a man. Edit: Oh yeah, almost forgot - A cup of clean urine for the inevitable drug test.
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Sep 28, 2016 15:17
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having watched 'interview with the vampire,' my only advice is to fall in love with tom cruise
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Sep 28, 2016 15:37
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I always do like Christian Bale in Hard Times and stick a thumb tack in my butt cheek or whatever, I don't really remember the plot, just Bale being like "Orale, putos!"
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Sep 28, 2016 16:09
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Research which stupid frat/sorority your interviewer was in like lambda lambda lambda or whatever, and lie that you were in it too. if you're in the UK like me, just talk about a popular local pub/curry joint near the uni campus where the interviewer graduated.
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Sep 28, 2016 16:14
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lorn Wayne posted:Research which stupid frat/sorority your interviewer was in like lambda lambda lambda or whatever, and lie that you were in it too. Also talk about how many of those Kappa sluts you nerf-dogged while hanging wicked chads all over campus I don't know if that means anything, but it'll work, trust me
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Sep 28, 2016 16:16
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Bring your hardest pipe hittin niggas and have them stand behind you during the interview.
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Sep 28, 2016 16:40
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Try negging the company with backhanded compliments. "Wow, your marketing team must do an amazing job, to be profitable with this product line"
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