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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for insisting my friend not basically have her tits on display all weekend at Stagecoach festival? Hate to break it to you guy but just because a chick has her titties out doesn’t mean it’s a personal invitation to you or anyone else.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hate to break it to you guy but just because a chick has her titties out doesn’t mean it’s a personal invitation to you or anyone else. I feel like a woman wrote this. Also I’m not sure where you are getting the personal invitation part from.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hate to break it to you guy but just because a chick has her titties out doesn’t mean it’s a personal invitation to you or anyone else. I (32f) am at my sisters (26f) farm for the holidays. She won’t let me ride her horses because of my weight but I’m only 15lbs over her arbitrary “limit.” Should I just ride them anyways with my niece (6f) and say screw her? quote:So let me see how to begin. My family grew up on a ranch in New Mexico so I’ve been around horses my entire life. I know what I’m doing and I know what I’m talking about. I moved away to NYC and my sister bought a section of our ranch when it was sold and turned it into a hobby farm. I lost my job this November so I showed up on her doorstep with really no place to go and she’s such a b!tch it took some serious convincing to let me stay and actually, I don’t know, HELP a family member in need. Peaceful Anarchy fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Apr 27, 2019 |
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I was expecting her to just be topless from that subject line. Is wearing a low-cut top with no bra at a warm-weather outdoor music festival even something anyone but that nerdlord cares about?
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Apr 27, 2019 23:31
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ad090 posted:AITA for grounding my daughter for a year for a punishment? I’m not sure heavy punishment is going to do anything beyond push the daughter away. There needs to be a dialogue, and that should have started way earlier when the girl was beginning to develop into an adult. Like, the daughter should have already been warned of the dangers of boys, especially older ones, so she can try to make decisions on her own that won’t result in her being taken advantage of.
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Apr 27, 2019 23:32
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:OP is a woman. poor freckles carried a wide load and died
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How fat is too fat for a horse?
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Apr 27, 2019 23:39
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Dazerbeams posted:I’m not sure heavy punishment is going to do anything beyond push the daughter away. There needs to be a dialogue, and that should have started way earlier when the girl was beginning to develop into an adult. Like, the daughter should have already been warned of the dangers of boys, especially older ones, so she can try to make decisions on her own that won’t result in her being taken advantage of. Be that as it may, once she's been caught messing with boys that are old enough for her to be off limits legally, and then she starts sneaking around to continue the relationship, is probably time for a shock and awe approach. But they absolutely should be involving the cops and have him arrested if there is anything prosecutable. If not, extrajudicial forms of justice might be preferable to allowing your daughter to be raped by a creep.
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Apr 27, 2019 23:40
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subpar anachronism posted:How fat is too fat for a horse? quote:The average horse can carry up to approximately 30% of its body weight. Thus, a 1,000 pounds (450 kg) horse cannot carry more than 250 to 300 pounds (110 to 140 kg).
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Apr 27, 2019 23:42
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The shock and awe should absolutely be all the true stories of girls getting kidnapped, raped, murdered, or sold into slavery. Not stopping her from experiencing life. Although when I studied abroad in Italy, the students all got a talk from a local cop about how every year a percentage of tourists ended up a victim of one of the above. Pretty grim but that’s the world we live in.
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Apr 27, 2019 23:44
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As an parent, dishonesty and putting oneself in physical danger are what I reserve the harshest punishments for. A year is probably too extreme but they should absolutely punish the hell out of her for combining the two
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:OP is a woman. Umm I think riding horses and living on a hobby farm is a pretty good childhood despite the lack of white mocha Frappuccinos.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:OP is a woman. based on the rest of the post I'm going to guess she weighs 265 the "arbitrary" limit of the flexural strength of a horse spine lol
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I like the part where she showed up unannounced looking for housing.
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Apr 27, 2019 23:52
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That fat woman has been doing everything to make it up to her sister for taking her in, including corrupting the children with sugar and planning on breaking the horses’ spines.
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Apr 27, 2019 23:56
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MarcusSA posted:I feel like a woman wrote this. I'm a man and would tell you the exact same loving thing.
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YOU'RE NOT GIVING YOUR KIDS A REAL CHILDHOOD *gives bulletproof coffee to a 6 year-old*
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:of course they're punishing her. what is taking away her tv and allowance for a year and not letting her go on her previously earned trip to Italy if not punishment? those parts don't have anything to do with keeping her safe and away from a predator, the parents are just pissed that she went behind their backs and lied to them. These are all desperate means to keep her away from him. It's 2019. Yes, you can use a "smart" tv to contact him, the allowance money to go out (with him), etc. The trip is punishment, yes. But as a parent this all seems loving basic 101 first steps to try and keep her away from the creep.
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Bronze Fonz posted:These are all desperate means to keep her away from him. A foolproof plan to keep your daughter away from a creep who lives in your hometown: go away on vacation and leave her behind, in the hometown where the creep lives parenting 101 more like parenting lol
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Antivehicular posted:Has anyone ever said "we need to talk" and had the topic be positive? Plus he ate meals that were already in the freezer, so of course he didn't spend as much loving money!  and hide the body by making it into delicious meals.
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Khazar-khum posted:I hate whoever wrote these. If you read the whole post, he ate half of it in the parking lot, bagged it up when approaching the door, and tossed the bag in the first garbage can he found. The beginning of the post was written by his pissed off wife, and then he added an edit to explain things in a more neutral way.
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I'm not sure about these parents but I would stay home from a vacation if my kid's punishment was missing a vacation. Especially given the circumstances.
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I thought they just canceled the trip, if they're going and leaving her behind then yeah, that's loving dumb. They're gonna be loving all over that house.
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MarcusSA posted:I feel like a woman wrote this. “on a platter”
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QuarkJets posted:pretty much the only 2 good qualities of catholicism is that their spiritual traditions involve drinking wine and that the pope wears a cool hat So that's 3 good qualities then, if you like loving children
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therobit posted:If you read the whole post, he ate half of it in the parking lot, bagged it up when approaching the door, and tossed the bag in the first garbage can he found. The beginning of the post was written by his pissed off wife, and then he added an edit to explain things in a more neutral way. That doesn’t make it any better. He could have finished it on the drive or left it in the car. He won’t die because he didn’t get the rest of his croissantwich calories. In his second example (not the church) he admits he was goofing around on his phone for the drive instead of eating.
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ParserGirl posted:That doesn’t make it any better. He could have finished it on the drive or left it in the car. He won’t die because he didn’t get the rest of his croissantwich calories. Except he didn't eat in the church at all, and just threw it away there, which is materially different than eating in the church. And they got to the graduation an out and a half early, so I'm not sure how he really messed up there either. His wife sounds really uptight.
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ParserGirl posted:That doesn’t make it any better. He could have finished it on the drive or left it in the car. He won’t die because he didn’t get the rest of his croissantwich calories. To be fair to this doofus, his wife didn't want him eating in the car.
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QuarkJets posted:pretty much the only 2 good qualities of catholicism is that their spiritual traditions involve drinking wine and that the pope wears a cool hat I mean I'm a pretty big fan of shaking palm leaves at poo poo Lol at the girl(?) up there slut-shaming her friend and acting as if anyone but her is offended by some nipples. What an idiot. Scathach fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Apr 28, 2019 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:I'm a man and would tell you the exact same loving thing. They mean they think a woman wrote the reddit post, which was indeed the case.
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Scathach posted:if someone is complaining about home cooked meals they're loving nuts. There are a significant amount of people who think home cooked food is "disgusting" because they have destroyed their palates with over salted harshly "flavored" processed meals and fast food. The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > /r/relationships: I showed up on her doorstep with really no place to go and she’s such a b!tch Choice comments: quote:[–]BettyD2015 quote:[–]sloretactician
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Motronic posted:There are a significant amount of people who think home cooked food is "disgusting" because they have destroyed their palates with over salted harshly "flavored" processed meals and fast food. [/quote] [/quote] Oh my god those comments. It’s science bro! I’m literally dying over here.
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From this I have learned that anorexia means "not eating for five minutes" and also that the law of thermodynamics is more of a suggestion.
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Scathach posted:From this I have learned that anorexia means "not eating for five minutes" and also that the law of thermodynamics is more of a suggestion. It’s science bro.
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Oh wow, there is an update in the post history: (Update) I guess all the trolls who ripped me apart yesterday for commiting the mortal sin of wanting to ride horses will be happy to know my sister kicked me out and I'm basically homeless. Thanks Reddit! You rule! (self.relationship_advice) submitted 4 months ago by Jizzmoperto /relationship_advice 58 commentssharesavehidereport[removed by moderators]nsfb quote:For those of you who give a poo poo, here's the original
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