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It's me I'm the goon going bankrupt for SA, except I'm really funneling all of our money into Star Citizen I just don't want her coveting my spaceships
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Pvt.Scott posted:Is clam tantrum the new euphemism for hysteria? Haha
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Oct 27, 2016 03:37
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I read it as "Clam Tatum" at first which is really good too
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Oct 27, 2016 03:48
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I read it as "Clam Tatum" at first which is really good too Clamming Tatum
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Oct 27, 2016 04:34
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Gaunab posted:My [20m] brother [26m] strongly resents me due to girl issues and has treated my girlfriend poorly. Should I cut off contact with him or is there anything I can to help? Oh god it's an incel
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lazorexplosion posted:Oh god it's an incel plz dont dox me i workd hrad to build up my REP on these here forums
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Oct 27, 2016 06:00
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loquacius posted:Yeah I call troll mostly because I don't think anyone who gets banned and buys rage-avatars that often could hold down a girlfriend What other thread are you referring to?
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Oct 27, 2016 06:38
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Incoherence posted:Younger brother is either already a redpiller/MGTOW or about to become one.
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Oct 27, 2016 07:07
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SirSamVimes posted:What other thread are you referring to? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3795488
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scrubs season six posted:This woman is dating a literal baby.
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Oct 27, 2016 12:44
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Guess who's back... back again... Services I offer: Online chat Real life sex/cuddles/etc Services I do not offer: Sexual cam chat Anal About me: 26, Nonvirgin, white, obese (275-280). Northwest Ohio/Southwest Michigan area. There is a hotel minutes from my house. You contact me if interested and I will give you the details of this hotel. It is about $40 a night. We will meet there and you will get laid. I will not ask for anything moneywise, but you must either have the hotel room or provide a place to do it. I do not discriminate based on looks/race/height/weight. I recommend condom use because I am currently in the process of switching birth control, and because safe sex is good sex. Only non-condom contact will be with hands. No no-condom BJs so get a flavored one if you're expecting mouth action. I currently have very short hair so you can request for me to wear a wig if you like, just please do not pull/rip it off or ruin it. Hobbies: Video games (pc and 3ds) Watching stupid poo poo on youtube PM me for my skype name or email. Must be over 18 because I am not going to jail. I will probably ask to see your ID and if you ask the same to me that is also fine.
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kuddles posted:I thought the point of girls dating older men was because they had their poo poo together. I guess I just don't understand the depths of loneliness, but I cannot fathom why all these women are in long term relationships with a guy who is 15 years older but still immature, unless there guys are multi-millionaires. That guy probably had super-rich parents, but the girl probably did too At any rate, Dirtbag Diva said it pretty well a couple pages ago, when you're that young you can't really tell what someone who has their poo poo together for that phase in their life looks like. You see someone who is done with school and doesn't live at home and you figure they've just about got it all figured out.
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Oct 27, 2016 13:20
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lazorexplosion posted:Oh god it's an incel
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Oct 27, 2016 13:48
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Photux posted:Alright, which one of you is the pissbitch boyfriend in this post? There no way this isn't one of us trying to troll.
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Oct 27, 2016 14:22
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Anyone who is that dedicated to the forums knows to treat it as a secret shame rather than something worth angrily defending.
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Oct 27, 2016 14:27
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Jack Trades posted:There no way this isn't one of us trying to troll. I don't think it was a goon, it sort of suggests a really surface-level idea of how SA works like they appear to be under the impression that we're always getting banned and reregging all the time because we love our forums and are glad to pay them money, but in reality if you're getting banned all the time it's not because you're a pillar of your beloved community, it's because everyone hates you and wants you to leave, and if you're always buying people new avatars, it's not because you like them but because you are mad and you care etc I guess maybe he could be one of those guys who buys everyone in a megathread a new avatar without asking first  e: it certainly isn't Dare or Jonpop, notice the part where he had a girlfriend
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Oct 27, 2016 14:40
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Moon Atari posted:Anyone who is that dedicated to the forums knows to treat it as a secret shame rather than something worth angrily defending. I always do the "Man, we started all of this!!" *sweeps hands across horizon.* followed closely by getting grumbly that ain't no one show us the respect we deserve. loquacius posted:I don't think it was a goon, it sort of suggests a really surface-level idea of how SA works Minor, but the part that makes me not believe it is that they call it "SA" in the post. I feel like anyone getting real fuckin pissy about it would pronounce the full name every time. Nancy fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Oct 27, 2016 |
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Oct 27, 2016 14:40
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Charles Get-Out posted:Minor, but the part that makes me not believe it is that they call it "SA" in the post. I feel like anyone getting real fuckin pissy about it would pronounce the full name every time. That ^ and the fact that they reference Dare makes me think that it's another GBSer that's making a goof specifically for this thread.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:03
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Yeah I just did a reread and saw the word "pissbitch" come up, nevermind it's a goon
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Oct 27, 2016 15:09
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Nah a post about SA v Reddit showing up on r/relationships while we're actively examining it for crazy/funny threads is almost certainly legit guys
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Oct 27, 2016 15:17
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Nah a post about SA v Reddit showing up on r/relationships while we're actively examining it for crazy/funny threads is almost certainly legit guys I never thought it was legit, I just thought it was made up by a mad redditor rather than a goon
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Oct 27, 2016 15:25
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kuddles posted:I thought the point of girls dating older men was because they had their poo poo together. I guess I just don't understand the depths of loneliness, but I cannot fathom why all these women are in long term relationships with a guy who is 15 years older but still immature, unless there guys are multi-millionaires.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:29
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HardDiskD posted:have we been played??? Not as hard as the healsluts.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:53
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Speaking of being Cool and Interesting Trendsetters, I saw this pop up on my Facebook feed:quote:I just discovered that my (27F) friend (28F) removed me and another friend (27F) as bridesmaids because she didn't like how our dark skin looked in the bridesmaid dresses. I kinda worry this was about my sister. Her group of friends is pretty diverse but the wedding party ended up being entirely white and I had to dye my hair brunette to "match" the other bridesmaids. The co-Matron of Honor got knocked up and almost got kicked out because (with her weight gain) she couldn't wear her wedding band and sis was worried people would "talk"...even with her husband as her wedding date. See, Reddit? We're not so different. All of us have batshit bride stories.
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Oct 27, 2016 16:04
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Goddamn. Is she going to do the paper bag test at the entrance to her wedding?
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Oct 27, 2016 17:13
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quote:Best friend's wife [36F] called me [37M] while I was working out of the country and gave me proof my best friend [37M] has been having an affair with my wife [38F]
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Oct 27, 2016 17:15
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I guess at this point it would just be simpler to pull the old marriage switcheroo and start a new life with his best friend's wife. I mean, an affair is one thing, but five+ years and including other people outside the affair? Wow Lol at the best friend "rushing out of the house" and leaving his affair hotmail open too. Either he's checking this poo poo before work, or he was late for their orgy appointment
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Oct 27, 2016 17:25
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Do these people not work? Where does one find the time to keep up with a job and a marriage and still be a swinger?
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Oct 27, 2016 17:29
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If the ages had been spoilered, I would've guessed 45+ for that poor guy. I mean, hotmail? Seriously? When I worked at a law firm and had to wiggle around age discrimination when describing clients in office "hotmail users" was how we described boomers.
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Oct 27, 2016 17:30
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You know things are bad when your wife gets bored and decides to bring other people into her affair to spice things up.
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Oct 27, 2016 17:31
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WampaLord posted:Do these people not work? Where does one find the time to keep up with a job and a marriage and still be a swinger? I had all sorts of free time for dumb poo poo when I stopped watching TV and playing video games. Like shitposting for example.
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Oct 27, 2016 17:32
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I had all sorts of free time for dumb poo poo when I stopped watching TV and playing video games. Like, sure, I have the free time for all sorts of crazy poo poo, but I'm a single dude. How does one do things like "eat dinner with spouse" and also "maintain regular contact with 10+ sex partners?"
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Oct 27, 2016 17:34
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Dirtbag Diva posted:If the ages had been spoilered, I would've guessed 45+ for that poor guy. I think it uses the new Outlook interface now so it's not as bad, maybe he just made the account in 2001 and never changed it WampaLord posted:Do these people not work? Where does one find the time to keep up with a job and a marriage and still be a swinger? that must be why he was in such a rush that morning Also you missed some. A job, a marriage, kids, an affair, and he's still a swinger. Some people are just overachievers!
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Oct 27, 2016 17:37
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WampaLord posted:Like, sure, I have the free time for all sorts of crazy poo poo, but I'm a single dude. How does one do things like "eat dinner with spouse" and also "maintain regular contact with 10+ sex partners?" He said he's out of the country for work a lot? I dunno. That's super hosed up though. Congrats on ruining two marriages and traumatizing multiple children.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:He said he's out of the country for work a lot? I dunno. That's super hosed up though. Congrats on ruining two marriages and traumatizing multiple children. The fact he's out of the country a lot and the close relationship he says all the kids have with each other makes me worried about where those kids are when the swinging is going on. Like, kids don't need that many play dates...
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Oct 27, 2016 17:41
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Dirtbag Diva posted:The fact he's out of the country a lot and the close relationship he says all the kids have with each other makes me worried about where those kids are when the swinging is going on. Like, kids don't need that many play dates... What? He didn't mention anything about the kids' relationships, they're like 7 and 8 they probably just do it while they're at school or asleep/hire a babysitter once in a while
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Oct 27, 2016 17:57
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Dial-a-Dog posted:What? He didn't mention anything about the kids' relationships, they're like 7 and 8 they probably just do it while they're at school or asleep/hire a babysitter once in a while Ah, you're right. I read this part: quote:My wife, Ree, is incapable of conceiving and we have 2 adopted girls, Mick and his wife have 1 son. And assumed it was more than just a non-sequitur about their kids being adopted. My bust.
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I checked some of the comments on that post, good for that guy he seems dead set on divorce already and mentioned he only brought up the adopted part because he's worried it'll complicate custody arrangements. He also mentioned they work near each other and meet up for lunch a lot lol that's probably when most of the affair happened
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quote:Dude. Help. My [23F] coworker [40M] eats kimchee and hardboiled eggs at his desk and it smells like three-day-old death.
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