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clam the gently caress down posted:Every time I think I'm wasting my time in graduate school training as a therapist I just look at this thread and smile thinking about job security. no you're wasting your time, while i think I might benefit from seeing a therapist, I lose more from having seen a therapist in tyool 2016
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all i gotta do is fake it 'til I can afford to hide in a swamp in style like shrek
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:So she could literally tell him anything was normal and he would believe it and do it. Sounds like a win-win! "this 28 year old man has never heard of the clitoris, I really hit the jackpot!" said no woman ever
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who knows what the gently caress women want, they went all in on the metrosexual and did a complete 180 to the lumbersexual in a matter of years e: this poo poo always gets me, the ladies who talking about who they want to date like they're picking out a ken doll. it's less creepy than the fleshmarket style men do though "one side of large breasts, one thin waist, two thighs hold the cottage cheese but give me the biggest butt you got. no, not that butt. that one. *pointing* underneath those three limbs." (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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quote:My [27F] husband [28M] took my wedding rings off of me during an argument and now says he "can't find them" but I know where they are.Relationships I guess I'm petty but to me the obvious solution is to re-hide the rings.
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Bananaquiter posted:I guess I'm petty but to me the obvious solution is to re-hide the rings. that is so goddamn petty and stupid. on both parts.
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Oct 1, 2016 21:11
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dookifex_maximus posted:who knows what the gently caress women want, they went all in on the metrosexual and did a complete 180 to the lumbersexual in a matter of years What if I really want a lady with a dick
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Helsing posted:"this 28 year old man has never heard of the clitoris, I really hit the jackpot!" said no woman ever I dunno, sounds better than what my female friends have told me about getting choked or having their mouth spit in with dudes the first time they had sex with them (separate occasions) I figure that's not too bad of a deal in the grand scheme of things.
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Oct 1, 2016 21:17
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"but I know that isn't practical, healthy, or the right approach to any of this." This could be attached to most posts. I would give them bonus points for self-awareness.
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Oct 1, 2016 21:20
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I dunno, sounds better than what my female friends have told me about getting choked or having their mouth spit in with dudes the first time they had sex with them (separate occasions) I figure that's not too bad of a deal in the grand scheme of things. I think they may have watched 'porno'
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dookifex_maximus posted:who knows what the gently caress women want, they went all in on the metrosexual and did a complete 180 to the lumbersexual in a matter of years I'm shocked you didn't call women females in this post
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Oct 1, 2016 21:23
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yes, as my lords perfect son I have the perfect ability to respect women as well as men, imperfect children of my lord though they may be also the agendered bigendered transgendered etc
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I dunno, sounds better than what my female friends have told me about getting choked or having their mouth spit in with dudes the first time they had sex with them (separate occasions) I figure that's not too bad of a deal in the grand scheme of things. sounds like your friend should move out of the trailer park
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dookifex_maximus posted:yes, as my lords perfect son I have the perfect ability to respect women as well as men, imperfect children of my lord though they may be jesus christ your gimmick sucks almost as bad as your loving posts
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quote:My father was an alcoholic and he came home drunk one day. My brother has his girlfriend over and apparently my dad attacked them both. My brother Knocked our dad out by mistake, he swore to the police he was just defending himself. They ruled it as self defence and my brother was placed with me.
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dookifex_maximus posted:yes, as my lords perfect son I have the perfect ability to respect women as well as men, imperfect children of my lord though they may be You are a doofus.
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Helsing posted:sounds like your friend should move out of the trailer park Friends in the big city, actually. People are weird with sex.
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I really think this 'I don't wanna teach a virgin' thing needs to stop. People have such a diverse variety of preferences that someone with multiple partners really doesn't have nearly as much experience as they might think they do. A virgin with good active listening skills is going to be a better lay than a selfish person with ten previous partners. The problem is if the virgin is terrible, it gets attributed to their lack of experience but if a non virgin is awful it gets treated like a fluke. I think the reasons leading up to the persons virginity have a lot more relevance than their actual virginity.
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Panfilo posted:I really think this 'I don't wanna teach a virgin' thing needs to stop. People have such a diverse variety of preferences that someone with multiple partners really doesn't have nearly as much experience as they might think they do. A virgin with good active listening skills is going to be a better lay than a selfish person with ten previous partners. The problem is if the virgin is terrible, it gets attributed to their lack of experience but if a non virgin is awful it gets treated like a fluke. Whatever, virgin
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Goddamn Pete owns. A bit.
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dookifex_maximus posted:who knows what the gently caress women want, they went all in on the metrosexual and did a complete 180 to the lumbersexual in a matter of years lol jesus christ my dude
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all right calm down everybody im lampooning trends and traits present in the human population, i don't think all 3.5 billion and change women in the world are this way a lot of them are like 13 and dont have any time to think about this kind of poo poo because they're making my clothes and batteries (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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dookifex_maximus posted:all right calm down everybody im lampooning trends and traits present in the human population, i don't think all 3.5 billion and change women in the world are this way please don't
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dookifex_maximus posted:who knows what the gently caress women want, they went all in on the metrosexual and did a complete 180 to the lumbersexual in a matter of years This isn't the redpill subforum for losers. That's on reddit some where please go post there instead.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Some chicks are into older guys but man, I cannot even have an intelligent conversation with a 22 year old girl these days. When I was living in residence there was a chick that only dated 40+ year olds because they were more mature (and had more money for expensive dates) and would get really upset when she was dumped, despite the unusual amount of time she almost immediately spent with them and their kids She would have been like 17 to 19 during this period and I think our group of friends gave up on her after her latest bullshit
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DOMDOM posted:Let's play guess the religion that led to this hilarity She should teach him sex wrong, as a joke.
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Professor Shark posted:When I was living in residence there was a chick that only dated 40+ year olds because they were more mature (and had more money for expensive dates) and would get really upset when she was dumped, despite the unusual amount of time she almost immediately spent with them and their kids Just remembered that at one point she was seeing a guy her own age that told her that if she wanted to keep seeing him she had to stop this poo poo with an older guy and she told him that he was the fling and the other guy was serious. The friend who had introduced her to the serious guy was livid because the only time the other guy saw his kids was when this teenage girl would visit and they'd play house for a weekend. I just creeped her on Facebook and it appears she married someone her own age
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This isn't reddit, but this is relationships, specifically the horror freak show that is open relationships, Correspondence from one blogger to another. Transcribed, so probably some errorsquote:Oh Heina. You frustrate me! It seems like every time I'm getting up the nerve to hit on you, you post something like this. So I can't, because I fear you'll think it's because of that (some pity nonsense or other). Damnit! This man is 46 years old. The reply: quote:
And it keeps going to the point where he dissects her reply line by line completely unprompted and she just gives up. https://www.docdroid.net/VYtvKAz/heina-dadabhoy-emails.pdf.html pathetic little tramp fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Oct 2, 2016 |
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ROFLburger posted:what is a 'relationship' ? a big boat
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pathetic little tramp posted:This man is 46 years old. oh no denko (´･ω･`)
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LethalGeek posted:At that age most women don't wanna have to teach guys again they've done it enough. This is a whole other level of gently caress Im already too old for this. he's rich and hot, somehow i think she'll manage
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Panfilo posted:I really think this 'I don't wanna teach a virgin' thing needs to stop. People have such a diverse variety of preferences that someone with multiple partners really doesn't have nearly as much experience as they might think they do. A virgin with good active listening skills is going to be a better lay than a selfish person with ten previous partners. The problem is if the virgin is terrible, it gets attributed to their lack of experience but if a non virgin is awful it gets treated like a fluke. The problem here is not that mister mormon is a virgin. It is his lack of any sex ed coupled with enough inherent fear that he hasn't even been curious enough to research it on his own time. Also, never watched porn. I dunno sounds like he's sexually dysfunctional enough for this to be a real dealbreaker. Thanks joseph smith!
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DOMDOM posted:Truth. Please, it's sex. Give him some rum and cokes, some porn, a few instructions and they'll be going at it mediocre style in one Sunday afternoon.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Please, it's sex. Give him some rum and cokes, some porn, a few instructions and they'll be going at it mediocre style in one Sunday afternoon. Yeah, but who wants to go at it mediocre style?
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Day Man posted:Yeah, but who wants to go at it mediocre style? I do
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Listen, Mormons made a choice to be miserable all the time and deny themselves fun things in life. By sexing him without marriage and without the intent to procreate she is disrespecting his culture.
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Chomp8645 posted:Listen, Mormons made a choice to be miserable all the time and deny themselves fun things in life. By sexing him without marriage and without the intent to procreate she is disrespecting his culture. Maybe he's appropriating secular culture
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