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batteries! posted:We must secure the existence of our Patreon and a future for our youtube channels 
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quote:I read it. The other person had said "Good parenting will trump the n*gger in him every time!
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Sep 29, 2016 01:34
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Yeah I was gonna say the worst part about that story isn't that they punished the wrong kid, it's that they are such pricks they think grounding him with nothing for an entire summer is an appropriate punishment for catching a kid with some weed. Also the fact that they think so little of their kid's integrity that they called him a liar when he protested and continued to do so until he just gave up and accepted his false conviction. His brother might be the real piece of poo poo though.
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Sep 30, 2016 01:23
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He builds the machines, which take over the garage, which annoys his wife, which makes her question his hobby, which makes him defensive, which makes him double down, which expands the machines into the living room, which confuses their friends, which makes him more defensive, which makes him play his daughter's favorite music, which makes the daughter knock over the machine, which creates tension between father and daughter, which strains the family, which makes his wife divorce him. A Rube Goldberg breakup.
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Sep 30, 2016 23:42
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Listen, Mormons made a choice to be miserable all the time and deny themselves fun things in life. By sexing him without marriage and without the intent to procreate she is disrespecting his culture.
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Oct 2, 2016 17:22
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Oh man I like this boy how can I get his attention??? Maybe I could say "hey I like you" to him? No way that's crazy!!! Better just go to town masturbating in the tent, that'll do it.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:53
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Oh man I can't say something direct to him... women aren't supposed to be like that. That would go against the patriarchy! You know what the patriarchy loves though? Loud, public displays of female sexuality.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:05
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Nazzadan posted:My bf is such an rear end in a top hat. I think the translation is he got conned and bought fake/weak drugs???
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Oct 4, 2016 23:06
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I don't know much about English law but I don't understand why he'd need to marry his bro to stay over at his house a bunch. Is it just a really bad lie or is there actually some legal reason for it?
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Oct 5, 2016 00:52
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My boyfriend specifically said he doesn't believe the conspiracy theories and only thinks the situation should be prudently scrutinized. He doesn't think it's a big deal and is talking calmly and rationally about it. Is he a CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST!?
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Oct 5, 2016 16:36
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How can you not be impressed by a man who is so at one with nature that he tames and coexists with wild beasts? And solitary predators at that. He has the Heart of the Wild. Few men can display such raw masculinity.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:41
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DOMDOM posted:There are intruders! Is the part that stuck out to me, sounds funny. Like video game dialog If only he had shouted "enemies everywhere!" before fleeing instead.
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Oct 7, 2016 16:56
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There is nothing more romantic than a man getting himself pointlessly killed to prove he's a protector.
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Oct 7, 2016 17:10
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Glenn Quebec posted:I would rather stand my ground at the minimum than abandon my son and wife to a gunman. That's fine. It is your right to make an emotional decision instead of a rational one if you so chose.
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Oct 7, 2016 17:21
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Tendai posted:I [24M] am shorter than my girlfriend [22F] when she wears heels and she refuses to wear anything but heels. I am shorter than my girlfriend. I am 5'10" and my girlfriend is 5'8".
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Oct 7, 2016 17:27
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I come from a land down under. Where women roar and men cheater.
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Oct 7, 2016 17:34
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Leon Einstein posted:Can you read? ??? quote:Alright, so this is going to sound super petty but I think it looks weird when a girl is taller than the guy she's with. Normally it's never a problem for me. I'm 5'10" and the girls I've dated always happened to be around 5'3"-5'6". This girl I'm dating now though, is 5'8". It wasn't a problem when we first met because she was wearing flats and I was wearing boots, so I didn't even think about it. ???
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Oct 7, 2016 17:54
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WampaLord posted:Did your brain completely gloss over the "she constantly wears heels that make her taller than me" thing or are you just being pedantic? You know I misread the title. Thought it was "shorter than my girlfriend and she wears heels". My bad.
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Oct 7, 2016 18:02
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Glenn Quebec posted:The same thing they would have done if I ran away? You should read that thing someone posted last page about the FBI guy's advice.
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Oct 7, 2016 18:03
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Panfilo posted:I knew a girl whose dad was a major hard rear end about grades, she had a 4.0 in HS went to UC Irvine and graduated summa cum laude with a degree in sociology and did fuckall with it because she works in a call center. Apparently all their efforts were centered on "get good grades" vs "how can I market this into a fun and stable career" Basically America.txt right now.
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Oct 7, 2016 19:08
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College is a lot like Basic Training/Boot Camp. Only people who have never been there think they can't do it.
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Oct 7, 2016 19:34
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Lol if you think you can get good grades and be social to any large extent You can totally do this you just have to have an easy major. Sorry engineers. Either pass classes or have fun, not both.
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Oct 7, 2016 20:06
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Marital problems. Husband [28 M] has nightmares over racial issues and was made redundant as well, I [27 F] don't know how to help him. I think we've discovered the current whereabouts of permabanned poster niggerstomper58.
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Oct 10, 2016 17:31
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Jack Trades posted:Some dudes will pay top dollar for that. She's demonstrating her value by showing off her marketable skill.
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Oct 11, 2016 19:19
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Pick posted:I used to date exclusively women, but switched over to dating men. Im at the brink of switching back. Please.
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Oct 12, 2016 16:20
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Wow the surprise force feeding attempt was really out of left field.
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Oct 12, 2016 18:57
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Gaunab posted:Like some women dating black men.
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Oct 12, 2016 19:00
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They should stay with each other so that nobody else has to deal with them.
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Oct 14, 2016 22:07
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Leon Einstein posted:Young women dating manchildren in their upper 30s deserve everything they get.
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Oct 14, 2016 23:32
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She's a great girlfriend except for this one thing! edit: She's super immature and has no emotional control!
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Oct 17, 2016 15:44
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I'm our teenage years I lost two keyboards to my brother's fist-pounding rage over online matches of Warcraft 3. loving Night Elves!
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Oct 17, 2016 16:44
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Lol I'll never understand people who find some sort of in-game achievement that is both super-boring and frustrating and has nothing to do with anything fun about the game, and then get super-frustrated trying to do it anyway because it's one of the things on the Big List of Things to Do. Just because rockstar hid pearls underwater in san andreas doesn't mean you gotta swim around looking for all 50. But my gamerscore.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:01
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:achievement unlocked: notice that you don't have to collect all the +2 rings to have fun in dark souls 3 My most cherished Dark Souls series achievement wasn't an actual "worth points" achievement. It was the red-white invader aura is DS2 
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Oct 17, 2016 17:05
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Glenn Quebec posted:That's a shame. A real curvy goonette defuse the tension by romantically sharing a floor pizza.
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Oct 17, 2016 18:50
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:While her jackass FWB is a terrible human being, she almost never uses protection with him and doesn't seem to care. Then she somehow decided to trust the jerk after all the endless red flags. What is wrong with people? How are adults in their mid-20s (?!!!!) this sexually ignorant and irresponsible? Same way they are ignorant and irresponsible in general I guess.
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Oct 19, 2016 23:58
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Pick posted:As someone who also likes the looks of older men It's amazing how every single time you release a personal detail it's the least surprising thing ever.
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Oct 20, 2016 01:25
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Improbable Lobster posted:Don't be a weirdo, just post about them I just did  ... ok I don't even feel good about that one. It was such an obvious setup. Carry on.
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Oct 20, 2016 01:34
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Pussy Quipped posted:NOT A THUMBS UP EMOJI!!!!!! DEAR GOD But what could it mean????
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Oct 20, 2016 01:40
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mind the walrus posted:Not just that, but she sought him out and initiated the sex. She had a fetish that only a middle-aged, depressed Lead Entomologist could satisfy.
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Oct 20, 2016 02:46
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mind the walrus posted:Cleavage. Now that one's tougher.
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Oct 20, 2016 15:13
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