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I'm curious about what legal rights the guy would have because yeah, loving off with the kid and cutting ties as much as humanly possible is the best thing he can possibly do. Probably wouldn't work well for the kid though.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 21:10 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:57 |
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quote:She [28F] is taking longer and longer to respond to me [24M]
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 16:26 |
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But does it break the deal?
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 19:53 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Those assholes ruined it for the rest of us who are actually allergic. The eyebrow arch you get when you tell a girl that for the first time is ridiculous. quote:Besides, Poly-Isoprene is cool and good.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 21:10 |
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The kind drat well aware that she'll leave him for the intrepid Brazillian explorer they're bound to meet and leave him stranded with cannibals
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 21:31 |
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ikanreed posted:Well that's only if he whines about everything the moment they hit the jungle. Jeez, it's not hard to avoid being the cast-off comic relief rear end in a top hat ex.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 21:39 |
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Fenrir posted:Are you from Arkansas by any chance? The same thing happened to my younger brother's teacher, in like 1999 or 2000.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 00:12 |
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His private collection, I'm sure.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 00:40 |
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All the collective brainpower of firstworld internet randos, and he uses it to tell him what he already knows.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 01:42 |
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Not just that, but she sought him out and initiated the sex.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 02:39 |
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There are probably chemical and engineering applications of their studies, especially in Agrarian sectors.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 03:00 |
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This entomologist chat is legit but I have a long one to keep it rolling:quote:Just found if that my (30f) husband (29m) impregnated another woman (20f). He's been cheating for 2 years and they are engaged. All news to me. I need support and advice on how to possibly get through this.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 03:48 |
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Every morning there's a panty hangin from the corner of my not-girlfriend's four post bed I blew my chances but I'll see if I can use it To humiliate myself on the internet because I'm a loving moron
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 13:41 |
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loquacius posted:How hard can it be not to look at a guy's crotch all the time
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:10 |
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Shut up Greg.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:23 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeffnote: every once in awhile I'm tempted to edit one of these to make it funnier and post it somewhere else as fiction, this one sounds like a curb episode
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 16:10 |
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Khorne posted:My [25F] husband [27M] is being really disrespectful of something I enjoy.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 21:47 |
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Extreme Ironing
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 21:53 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I almost stopped reading as soon as she said she was a fantastic mother, though. I was like, "there's your problem right there, lady. You think you don't have any flaws."
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 22:41 |
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Ah the wonderful "everyone has a legitimate and valid point so everyone loses in the end"
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 22:52 |
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Nuebot posted:Being the poor friend of rich people kind of sucks because either you feel like poo poo when they pay for stuff. Or you feel like poo poo because they're constantly talking about how awesome their life is and about the new and expensive stuff they have and you're just like "That's cool. I managed to pay my bills on time this month, so you know. Life's great over here."
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 23:45 |
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Game Freak plz make cuckolding sidequest in Pokemon Sun/Moon
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 13:38 |
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Guys getting women to cheat on their husbands via Pokemon Go should go full-tilt and start doing Poke-rival poo poo. "Smell ya wife's pussy later!"
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 15:24 |
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I asked for Godzilla but all I got was Godzooki
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 16:34 |
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Regulation Size posted:She (31f) killed my (27m) nice guy side after a 2 year relationship. what do i do?
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 00:05 |
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Jim Jeffries had a show where he somehow landed a ridiculously hot woman with this exact problem. I forget how he solved it though, on the grounds that Jim Jeffries is not a good leading man and the show kind-of sucked.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 02:15 |
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quote:he dismisses what I say as "tumblr bullshit" and that "no one is getting hurt by me saying the n-word"
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 02:20 |
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quote:She's somewhat responsible as she posted about going on a medication to prevent HIV.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 18:54 |
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Underconfident young men tend to be convinced sex is some limited resource that is only worth having when you're young. The irony is that the anxiety trips them up from having and enjoying casual sex while they're young.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 19:12 |
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But discussing views and values is unsexyyyyyyy
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 22:54 |
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Yeah I don't know poo poo about the complexities of the region and even I know Taiwan is a crazy sore spot in Chinese politics on all levels.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 07:46 |
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That's the way it almost always works out. I say let the poor idiot tank himself as countless sods have done before
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 22:37 |
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I bet blowjobs with a tiny wiener are awesome if you have a partner who is into you. It's a lot of loss but the payoff is uh... Big. Also glad to hear the dude whose girl has an ex love coming decided to dump her. No one wants to be a Baxter.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 08:15 |
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I have gone periods without showering. They were always when I was suffering from heavy depression. I'd like to say that this might be the same, but then again people like this exist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 13:09 |
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Husband just realized that Cat Lady will let his pets die if he ever goes on vacation.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 02:00 |
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Defiance posted:This one is hard to read because the writer is a mixture of stupid, foreign, and crazy. Anony Mouse posted:If you can't work through the most inconsequential of first-world relationship woes without consulting the internet then you probably shouldn't have a relationship. .
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 11:48 |
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It sounds very much like a cyst. He could probably get it taken care of--lanced, drained, etc.--if he really wanted to.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 19:47 |
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Are we sure this isn't the synopsis to some 90s British Romantic Comedy?
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 21:45 |
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Leon Einstein posted:I genuinely felt like I had dodged a bullet, and was glad to not be with him, and didn't want to touch that ever again.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 22:02 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:57 |
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I've cut parents out of my life for way less. I'd say watching their hearts break as they realized their children felt nothing for them was satisfying, but that would imply I cared enough to feel that. I did notice it though. It was weird. Like they turned into children again themselves.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 23:59 |