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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Mister Olympus posted:

It has to be something much more weird and specific than that, your standard creationist would agree that the dinosaurs definitely died out thousands of years before the romans. Clearly she thinks that human civilization has existed for millions of years, an unironic believer in the hole in development left by the finno-korean hyperwar

It’s the only explanation that fits all the facts.

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Yeah he doesn’t need a lawyer for this

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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https://twitter.com/mikedolanvevo/status/1211840171332767744?s=21

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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The kid from the story a few (?) weeks back who told the terminally ill bully he didn’t forgive her should have just pretended not to recognize her, obviously.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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LethalGeek posted:

I hope someone on reddit told the double sub couple what a feeldoe is. Won't solve whatever emotional mess they're in but she'll like pegging a lot more.

It’s what you do at a petting zoo.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Zero One posted:

I got some fancy whisky recently and opened it up last night. It's has a strong oak flavor. Very strong. Like licking a 2x4 strong.

The cheap stuff is better.

Whisky comes in all kinds, you probably just got a kind that’s both expensive and not to your taste.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Are you saying socialists are taking the idea “the voice of the people is the voice of God” extremely literally?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Neito posted:

Also mention tipping and cooking steak for an internet argument full web.

Circumcision, pit bulls

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Deep water rap

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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My first thought with “noodle whore” was that it was something about super skinny women, who the guy is pissed at for some reason? My second thought was “wait, noodles, does he mean Italians?”

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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No goon is going to know how long lasagna says good for because they’ll always eat it before it goes bad. That said, six months sounds like a long time to me.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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datajugend posted:

Nobody got memorial freezers in the us? Hmmm here in europa

No, we have memorial freezers here, they put Walt Disney in one.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Power Khan posted:

AITA for laughing at some dudes hentai jumper?
nsfw
We all know these jumpers, the ones we've all seen online that are covered in the creepy sex faces.

This jumper

I was walking through the shopping centre when a dude, well into adulthood, walked past in one of those jumpers, I tried to contain my laughter until he passed but when I turned around he was still there, and I'm fairly certain he heard me as he looked really annoyed. I personally found the idea of someone wearing any of these things in public so strange that I laughed out of shock and the ridiculousness of it. My partner agrees with me, but thought I was rude for laughing.

Title: Uncle who lives with me opened my package that arrived in the mail addressed to me. It was hentai and now he's claiming it's illegal to own it. (New York State)

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I swear to god this actually just happened. Here's some background. I live with my parents and I'm an adult. My uncle also lives with us for some reason I have no idea why.

A month or so ago I ordered some adult doujin from Japan. All the characters are legal age and it's nothing extreme. I just like collecting them. It turns out it was delivered a few hours ago and I didn't know since I was asleep. When I woke up I went into the kitchen and saw the 5 books on the table along with the torn up package addressed to me. My uncle was the only one home and I asked him if he went in my mail. He didn't answer me he just said "you know that stuff is illegal right?"

I was baffled and was like. What?? He claimed the hentai I ordered is illegal despite the characters VERY much being adults. We got into an argument and he just stormed out because he knew I was right.

What should I do about this?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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My Lovely Horse posted:

It really needs to become more common knowledge that you can just go to the funeral home people (or equivalent service providers for other situations) with that sort of request, and that they deal with weird stuff all the time and your idea is unlikely to even make their top 10 of weird ideas.

guarantee you by now multiple people have been buried with like dragon buttplugs inserted and the funeral workers will have handled that respectfully and with a generally "if that's what they would have wanted" attitude although in fairness it will have made the top 10 probably.

Don’t a lot of bodies go into the casket with buttplugs in anyway to hold in all the like, gravy

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Dulce et decorum est pro pasta mori

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Apr 18, 2008

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sephiRoth IRA posted:

Reminds me of that guy who had no specific duties but just got paid forever

The one with all the globes in his office?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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I don’t have a horse in this fight, but I also read the sentence as indicating once-monthly grocery shopping

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Admiral Ray posted:

I found an update:


This guy is a disaster.

ETA: Giving him another chance is a mistake. gently caress him. :sever:

I read the post and thought, “well, maybe she wasn’t the only one with PPD...”

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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This isn't a WIBTA post, and it shouldn't be, because the answer would be "gently caress no"

quote:

A little background:

I grew up with a father who wasn't like the others, he always had the nicest things and all my friends thought he was the coolest Dad ever. Him and my Mum seemed happy enough and me and my 3 siblings lived with him and all seemed well.

After a few showings of the Police in the house around the time I was 14, I heard odd stories about how my Dad had got into trouble with some people. He then disappeared one day and I never saw him again, this was March 2011.

It's a complicated story, but what my family and I have worked out over the, nearly 9 years, is that he was a high functioning sociopath who, as my Mum quickly found at when he left, owed £125,750, mostly brought on through scamming business, families and maxing out credit cards. My Mum was taken to court, the house was seized, I had a mental breakdown and we nearly ended up homeless and we spent the next 5 years on the poverty line.

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Now it is 2020, a lot has changed, my family is back on it's feet having only £12,000 left to pay, and the Government taking pity on us and not chasing us anymore.

This Christmas my Dad reappeared (who knows why) and he spoke to all of us children individually. We were all very confused and upset and ended up in 5 hour screaming matches on the phones to get some answers.

What we have worked out is that he now lives in Cyprus with a girlfriend he's had for 8 years, they are both high earners having supposedly 'worked' in investment banking and pensions. I managed to make him gloat about his life in Cyprus, talking about his pool, his big house and his cars. Throughout this I managed to get hold of his current house address in Cyprus and his partners parents address in the UK.

The big questions now is, what do I do? Or, do I even bother doing anything?

I have a box in my Mum's house with 1000's of pieces of evidence proofing every penny he owes. Do I call up and tell them where he lives? Or is that irrelevant as he owes money in England but lives in Cyprus.

There's so many ways to approach this. Is there a certain type of debt which is more worth going after, such as fees to HMRC, unpaid child maintenance or Solicitor fees as they may have more power to go after him with?

I'll answer any questions, any help would be incredible.

Thank you for reading.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Dude was trying to make it sound like he was doing that Big Brothers/Big Sisters organization thing because one weekend a month is a lot of time to spend with a kid who’s not yours (so he looks good) and not that much time to spend with a kid who is yours (so he looks like a jerk).

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Doing chores is aggression

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