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"Yeah my webcam got hacked and some weirdo took a video of me whacking it" is going to be a reasonable explanation for anyone under 40. I'd be embarrassed but not so much I'd give someone "everything I had" to stop them.
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It does seem to be a thing, but the age makes me think there's more to this story. He's either a kid, married, cammed with a fake dude and is now afraid of being outed, or cammed with a fake kid. No way does a single guy lose "everything he has" over jerking off on webcam.
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Nov 20, 2017 23:56
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ArbitraryC posted:Pages ago, been busy with the holidays and catching up, but I've had single friends with no romantic interest have me be their +1's as a barrier to avoid that kind of creepin. Explicitly not inviting your bf is kind of odd there because that's prolly the easiest way to dodge that situation outside of simply never socializing. It says in the post that she's afraid her boyfriend will do something to the creeper, so I can see the logic behind not inviting him. Creeper's part of that circle of friends, boyfriend isn't, and boyfriend showing up and kicking creeper's rear end is just going to make their friends mad that she ruined the party/made things "awkward" just because creeper "likes" her.
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Dec 31, 2017 09:01
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You know it's a bad story when the best possible outcome is "maybe he gets off on any poo poo". The best she can hope for is he's just got a generalised scat/diaper fetish and his son's diapers are the nearest convenient source, but that's very much the best of a very bad bunch. At least he's the receiver, I guess. making GBS threads on your kid is definitely worse than making GBS threads on the dishwasher.
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Jan 15, 2018 19:25
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If you don't want people to insult you for things you can't help, don't insult people for things they can't help. Gay guy needs to get the gently caress over himself and stop dishing out what he can't take.
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Jan 16, 2018 08:05
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They're not equivalent but I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that this is a pattern of behaviour and ginger guy just got pushed too far. "Makes snarky comments" is always code for "insults people to their faces" and while ginger guy shouldn't have pushed the nuclear button, it doesn't make him Hitler and an apology should be enough. Hopefully there's a happy ending where they stay friends and learn that neither getting the last word nor roleplaying Chandler Bing is worth losing friends over.
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Jan 16, 2018 08:58
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ArbitraryC posted:It'd be one thing if he was an insecure weirdo asking her about it, play stupid games win stupid prizes and all that, but it was something she was literally joking with her friends about. That's loving awful and p hard to salvage. Girls, if you're with a guy and he asks about your ex's dick, just lie. Tell a little white lie and everything will be just fine. Doesn't matter if he says he can handle it. Doesn't matter if he's got you on tape. He's the biggest, he's the best, and anyway you weren't keeping score. Congratulations, your relationship is saved.
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Jan 17, 2018 00:09
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Lone Goat posted:Counterpoint, if someone goes out of their way to compare themself against your exes, just tell them the truth and watch them wilt because if they're dumb enough to ask they deserve everything they get. The penis is the fragile tip of the Prince Rupert's Drop that is the male ego, where the tiniest criticism risks catastrophically shattering his entire self-worth. Asking is dumb but sometimes it's best not to let the truth get in the way of your relationship. Think of it as the gender swapped version of "is my sister cuter than me?" The answer is always "No".
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Jan 17, 2018 08:20
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm more curious about how you're supposed to bring that into the bedroom in a way that isn't immediately obvious. She says that it's only after she learned this about him that she realized that that's what he'd been doing. george_costanza_sandwich.gif
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Feb 5, 2018 08:02
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If your girl wants to make beer money by selling her turds, who cares? Do you want her turds? So long as she's smart and only ever does the "drop" in a public place with lots of witnesses, fine. Manipulating perverts pays better than McDonald's. The sugar daddy stuff crosses a line because it's longer term, involves physical contact and the guy will definitely try to escalate, but if she can talk him down into her effectively findomming him out of tuition, she should do it.
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Feb 8, 2018 08:16
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Pie kids for president
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Feb 14, 2018 07:54
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Anybody who's into having their rear end beaten literally bloody is not someone you want to be in a relationship with in the first place. Just text back "lol whatever loon" and go find someone who likes regular fun mid-twenties sex where everybody gets to cum and nobody's rear end ends up looking like Mick Foley after he got done fighting The Undertaker.
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Feb 22, 2018 00:16
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Behead those who involve unwilling people in their hosed-up kinks.
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Feb 24, 2018 09:58
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Winning riposte from paedo bro there. "Dude, how could you have sex with a twelve year old?" "Hella sweet tits brah, defence rests!" Both sets of parents are trash. Obviously OP's parents are trash for not marching paedo bro down to the police station the second they got off the phone, but who lets a (for all intents and purposes) grown man "hang out" with their twelve year old daughter? Alarm bells start ringing if I see an adult teenager hanging out with little kids that aren't clearly related to them, and that's in public. How the gently caress can you be so dense as to let that happen to your own kid, multiple times, enough that she gets pregnant at twelve years old?
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Serephina posted:I don't think they had idea about the "hanging out" as they had to ask their daughter who it was rather than knowing strait off. Let's just settle for being angry at both parents for not having already involved the police. I'm pretty confident in my assertion that if your twelve year old is pregnant, you hosed up, regardless of whether or not you call the police. Maybe you let her hang out with an older sibling and it was them that let her hang around with a pedophile, but you still hosed up by delegating your parental responsibility to someone stupid enough to let it happen. Maybe I'm old, but to me, twelve year olds are still well within the bounds of "parents should be aware of who they're with at all times". They're kids. If a five month pregnancy is the first you know of your kid's molestation, I don't care if you call in the national guard, you already hosed up on multiple levels.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Also, come on, a college educated frat guy with an attitude like that is going to end up with a beautiful, demure, perfect trophy wife and the forgotten girlfriend will be on Tinder in her 30s, that's just the way it is On the other hand, he was a 23-year-old dude taking dating advice from his mom, so...
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Mar 29, 2018 17:21
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Yeah, it's 100% to do with his dumb lovely team being dumb and lovely and not who she finds hot or how much she understands baseball. The answer to what she should do about it is "nothing", because she absolutely does not need to explain herself to a nearly 30-year-old man who puts himself to bed in a huff because his team lost a game. Or maybe sever, because your partner insulting and belittling you because their team lost a game is even more of a red flag than them getting jealous over you checking out hot TV dudes.
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Mar 29, 2018 17:59
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Today in the Saga of Pick, we learned that Hugh was either a) So utterly contemptuous of her that he was willing to "I don't know" his way out of every inane question and her broke brain mistook this teenager-level dismissal for depth, or b) So profoundly delayed that he honestly didn't know what a cat was, and she is that facilitated communication nutjob who went to prison for loving and emotionally abusing a wheelchair-bound retard.
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Mar 30, 2018 07:27
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Are you there, God? It's me, NFYD. I know I don't pray much, but I swear I'll go to temple every week for a year if you please, please make that girl turn out to be that guy's dad.
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Apr 9, 2018 23:12
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Young people still thinking long term relationship sex is some mind-blowing spiritual experience and not something you do to pass the time between TV shows. *Abe Simpson "it'll happen to youuu" gif*
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Doc Hawkins posted:How the gently caress was she discharged? If you can pay and you take your meds you can stay forever, but if you can't and you're the slightest bit non-compliant they will doctor shop until one of them finds you sane enough to toss back on the streets. Cancer patients and car crash victims are sympathetic figures you can make a daytime movie about so they get all the funding. People screaming about the voices in the walls are scary horror movie monsters and can get hosed.
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May 1, 2018 07:08
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What does "conservative but not religious" mean if not "bigot"? All conservatives have is Jesus and being straight/white, so if you're not into Jesus...
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You absolutely can cut your partner's parents out of your life. You can cut your own parents out if you like. You don't even need a reason. There's nobody on earth with the unassailable right to take time from you.
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Yeah, that's the point, hang out with people you like spending time with, not the people you don't. If you're shutting people out because they're cutting into your anime time, you're the rear end in a top hat, but "I don't want to hang out with my wife's abusers, but social norms say I have to, what can I do?" is madness.
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I get believing in demons as a concept because there's a whole lore surrounding them that's been around for thousands of years, but thinking demons are targeting you personally is just narccicism. Yeah man Satan totally sent his unholy minions out to Nowhere, WA to give one dumb rear end in a top hat the Three Teeny Scratches of the Damned. At least with haunted houses the ghost is just a thing that's hanging out for anyone to encounter and not a high-level mob that comes after you specifically if you accumulate enough Jesus points.
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Fatkraken posted:I feel kinda bad for the guy, assuming he is absolutely committed to never actually having relations with younger girls and totally consciously aware that they are not able to give proper consent even if it looks like they are. Pedophiles, people who have the feelings but sincerely fight those feelings, deserve sympathy and treatment, kiddy fiddlers (pedophiles who act on it) are the ones who can get wrecked. It's not his fault that his brain is wired in a way that makes him attracted to kids, but he should still be monitored and not allowed to work anywhere near them. Half this thread is people throwing away their marriages and jobs over the biological imperative to gently caress, so no matter how committed you are, loving will sometimes win out. I'd be interested in how therapy for paedophiles works. I assume medical-definition paedophilia is a wiring problem, but maybe ephebophilia is more of a developmental thing where they were attracted to teenagers when they were teenagers and just kinda got stuck instead of staying age-appropriate? No way I'm googling that though.
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Haifisch posted:Me [18 M] with my sister [22 F]: She always wants to buy less pizza than is possible Every high street in Britain has a tiny kebab place that will sell you more delicious pizza than you can eat for less than £10. The gently caress are you doing buying Pizza Hut? OK so it'll be made by a guy who's only read about pizza in books, but again, fuckin' Pizza Hut.
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Theophany posted:The gently caress is he doing keeping notes about this gross poo poo? The gently caress is he doing keeping such mundane notes about this gross poo poo? Dude has blown his life up over "she looks hot in shorts". Did he think he'd forget? Like, even without the possibility of outing himself as a pedophile, why did he need to write that down?
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Nov 27, 2018 13:23
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therobit posted:Your partner trying to blow you is typically not sexual assault unless they force it on you when you say no. If your partner is doing that or has a history of that then holy poo poo leave them, and yes it's ok to use violence to stop such a situation in its tracks. Otherwise no, domestic violence is not called for. Tears are a pretty strongly implied no, champ. He didn't deserve to get punched but if his reaction to his partner finding his best friend's swinging corpse is to wordlessly drop to his knees and start blowing him then he needs some serious therapy because that's not normal.
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Reluctant face jizz guy just needs to work on his marksmanship. Porn-warped 2019 brain or not, a person's enthusiasm for facials only ever lasts as long as it takes them to get some up their nose.
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Why is everyone acting like what the girlfriend's parents were asking for was a normal everyday request? "Hurf durf but what if your partner's parents offered to cook you dinner, would you think they were trying to poison you?" No, because that's a totally normal thing and demanding you carry mystery luggage across an international border isn't. Frankly it'd be weirder if there weren't something sketchy going on. Why else would it have to be that specific case?
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Haifisch posted:My (M41) sister in law (F45) went full crazy on me because I allowed my children to have cake at a family gathering while her daughter has celiac and couldn't eat it -but had brought her own not so nice cake- and I wouldn't budge. Luv 2 make a big show about how my tweenage daughter is weird and different in front of her entire peer group. She needs to apologize to her kid because that must have been loving mortifying.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My (33F) husband (32M) of 3 years is fapping his life away and I don't know what to do anymore. Porn wife, in the comments posted:most recently he wanted to bring food into the bedroom, which I'd be fine with if it was chocolate sauce or something, but his idea of erotic was stuffing his face with candy while I refuse to let him come and tell him what a fat pig he is. Porn dad has depression. He medicates with porn because it's an escape, but eventually he finishes and the shame of having spent another day jerking off and ignoring his family washes over him and ends up with him only bring able to get off in real life by reinforcing his belief that he's useless and his family hate him. I'm sure you can be a perfectly well adjusted sub, but this specific thing is absolutely his depression leaking. That's a good thing, because it means that on some level at least he knows he's in a bad place. I'm not sure what anyone can do about it since he seems really far gone. Cutting the internet won't prove anything because he's a full blown addict, he'll just feign improvement long enough to get his fix. The best thing she can do is leave the internet and take her daughter. Tell him you're there for him if he wants to quit, that nobody will judge him for having a problem so long as he does something about it, and then let him choose. NO FUCK YOU DAD fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Feb 19, 2019 |
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When I was about 9 I stole one of my uncle's beers out of the fridge because drinking beer was COOL and GROWN UP. I got sick and even now as a 30 year old man I can remember the (figurative) rear end whooping and total lack of sympathy I got from my parents for being an idiot and a thief. Housetrain your kids before you demand people childproof their homes.
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My soccer team once lost a game 19 - 1 but there wasn't a mercy rule because we were in our twenties and were just fat and poo poo
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Piell posted:Wondering if my boyfriend [23M] possibly following a Reddit account r/jobuds is something to worry about I don't know what I expected. Also, whole bunch of extremely precise No Homo rules for a site about jackin' it with other dudes. No strong male contact! Do not post pictures of your dick! You may discuss your dick, but dick photographers will be banned!
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TheMaskedUgly posted:The way it works is, you take a regular cam-girl doing regular cam-girl things, only sometimes she stops and stickes her tongue out as far as possible, and rolls her eyes back, and holds that position for a while. Fuckin' anime, man. Not even once.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for introducing my SO this way? "I answered the question! I answered the question!" I continue to insist as I very quickly shrink and transform turn into the kind of cartoonish rear end in a top hat that tries to trade up on my SO right in front of them after a couple of sniffs of beer. Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting a photo of a dead baby at my wedding?
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Boss is an rear end in a top hat, but someone who can't go two days in a new job without openly and sloppily trying to gently caress their boss is being a huge toxic rear end in a top hat to the rest of the office. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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