Gaunab posted:

DOMDOM posted:

My husband [24M] came out as pansexual and told me [25F] he was in love with another person as well as me and wants to move him in with us in two weeks. I'm a mom to [2/M].

HardDiskD posted:

Me [25M] and my girlfriend [25F]. She wants to go back to having protected sex (after years of unprotected) because she has a new job where she'll be out of town 5 days a week.



is she doing porn?

HardDiskD posted:

Surely if she's a dancer on tour why would she be 5 days a week away but not on the weekends.

La Brea Carpet posted:

Nah, I'm guessing some sort of circus/areial/cirque du soeilel related thing.

Gaunab posted:

Holy poo poo.

InediblePenguin posted:

guy's wife wanted him to poo poo on her

Kuros posted:

TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv... and I 100% deserve it...

Power Khan posted:

My female friend pooped in a plastic bag while we were stuck in traffic for over 2 hours and now she’s extremely embarrassed and doesn’t want to come around even though I’ve assured her it’s okay.
Title says it folks.

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I'm a long time user on this sub but because this is something I very much don't want on my profile I created a throwaway. I am warning you, this is very NSFW and it is quite unbelievable.

My name is Marcus, I'm 34. This happened, believe it or not, more than 10 years ago. It all happened on the day of my 23rd birthday. My girlfriend at the time was already 23 (she was 3-4 months older than me), we've been sweethearts since middle school. Our relationship was pure. We were perfect for each other and the moment I turned 21 we got ourselves an apartment in a nearby city.

Our little naughty secret was that we enjoyed kinky sex. Even some rough stuff. We didn't do it often reserving it only for special occasions to reward ourselves. Obviously birthdays were a day for that but I refused. My girlfriend was sick - fever, she was weak, a normal cold.

Instead she pulled out an oldie from our fun book. She went to sleep naked. We had a deal that whenever she goes to sleep naked and turns on music "to fall asleep" I can start while she's sleeping and wake her up by having sex with her. She did turn on the music and fell asleep quite quick and so did I. I woke up few hours later with her fast asleep. I was a bit groggy and tired but she went out of her way for me so I wanted to oblige (she wouldn't have done this unless she wanted). The music was still playing so I set the volume up just a bit and got ready.

I started. Now she was a heavy sleeper, a car crashed outside the building once and only police sirens right outside our window woke her up. As I did my thing using lube I noticed she was still asleep. I thought that she was exhausted from having a cold so I continued and tried to wake her up. I finished really fast but even when I spoke to her, loudly, telling her she didn't get up.

During the night, shortly before I woke up, she suffered a SCD - a sudden cardiac death. I didn't think about her not breathing because of the music. I didn't notice she was unresponsive because I was myself really tired. She wasn't cold...she was normal and I could swear she even smiled during it.

While on the phone with 911 I vomited on the floor. The ambulance came only minutes later but there was nothing to do. I had to explain...what happened. The police gave me hard time. I couldn't afford an attorney, I had no one to support me, my parents never approved of us and I went no-contact when I moved out.

It's been 10 years. I will never forget what happened. My life since then has changed a lot. I've not been with anyone new, I can't imaigne losing someone again, I can't imagine that I'd even fall in love again anyway...


TL;DR: It's dumb to demand a tldr and remove posts because of it. - I had sex with my girlfriend who died possibly minutes before initiating the act. READ THE WHOLE THING DAMNIT

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for reporting a colleague to HR after she called me the n-word while in a stressful situation?

Pinecone Sample posted:

AITA for getting upset at my girlfriend for small public mistakes?
I have lived my life avoiding embarrassment at all costs.