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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
- original quote by forumsposter zzulu in 2016

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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my fat wife keeps putting her fingers in my rear end in a top hat

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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same

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Its legal to gently caress 15 year olds here

It should be legal to slap them as well

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Take the necklace you fool

mine that guy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i wish dorky awkward girls would buy me expensive gifts in the hopes of getting my dick

imagine all the cool stuff you could get

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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agreed buddy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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What do you do when you find out your girlfriend has bigger penis than you? its messing with my head

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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being bullied is a fetish

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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people who allow themselves to be bullied are weak


if society ever breaks down, you guys are the first to go

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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If you ask anything on Reddit, especially for relationship advice, you are very likely QUITE a buffoon

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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its weird af, they could be your parents

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I just send my girlfriend pics of my butt, i'm certain she appreciates it but deep down i really dont care

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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How fat and retarded do you have to be to get together with a guy like that to begin with

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i wish

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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lets break up over tattoos

this is the most important thing to us: tattoos

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i respekt her chocies

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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No she is definitely raping that guy for sure

micro-rape-aggressions and such

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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80% of people with tattoos & piercings look bad

10% look good but would look better without them

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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quote:

weren't you just screaming about how he's entitled to a relationship with her like five posts ago?
Hm I don't think so friend

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Can't you just get those high quality tattoos taht wash off with water, like actors get

That way you can have all sorts of arts on your body but they wont be permanent and you can switch em out and stuff

Why nail it into your skin bro

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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you tattoo the cum into the skin using a cum-based watercolor

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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well

thats why shes single

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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so many of these people sound so extremely lame

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Hehe, maybe people should stop rapin kids

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i am 30 years old and I can not deal with my problems because i am garbage

please, anonymous children of the internet, tell me what to do

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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My girlfriend is really gassy

Basically, she farts a lot... Almost always, like clockwork when she comes home from work, she'll get in the door and let one rip. She farts a lot when she sleeps also

Is it time to leave her?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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no dick pics please


only buttholes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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maybe he is fat?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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is it possible the bf is just a dork who massively overreacted when 3 friends of his gf messed with him a bit

just asking the hard questions here

i mean, this IS a guy who asks reddit for relationship advice

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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*walks around a mall*

"Hello, want to come into my apartment alone so i may ...take some pictures"

Girl: this sounds like a great idea

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i'm a huge slut too but i don't go around calling myself a slut, that's lame

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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and its still realllllly stupid to go home with a strange man alone under the pretense of "beneficial work"

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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nero had a lot more hosed up aspects to him than just bein a furry man

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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the only prerequisite for a relationship I have is that the person is alive in some way and allows me to post on SA 24/7

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I like beards

but only on dwarfs and wizards

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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black dudes usually look better in beards too

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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he needs to dump that infertile piece of poo poo and spread his seed far and wide

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Is it a red flag if my boyfriend is a pedophile? Should we talk it out?

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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