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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Modus Pwnens posted:

You know what, I'm just going to come right out and say it, and I don't care what anyone thinks -- I don't like pedophiles.

MODS?

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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quote:

Two weeks into our relationship he admitted that he was currently under investigation for having fifteen images of child pornography on his computer.

My feelings were so strong at that point that I didn't care
:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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who the hell are these women

bunch of clowns

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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im incredibly full of disease but my wife knows this already

its one of the reasons she fell for me actually

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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it'd be a lot easier if women would just touch my penis instead if they were interested in me

just give it a gentle pat,

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I quite frankly just don't see the need to hug my friends or sit extremely close to them and rub up against them like girls seem comfortable doing with their friends

what is even the point of that :colbert:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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other men are a threat:catbert:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i would be okay with women touching my butts

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Northern and central europe are very serious when it comes to personal space

Ever heard of something called lebensraum?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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steaks are animals? :stare:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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my girl called me her brothers name and then screamed "gently caress me brother, yes please, oh how I have longed for this moment BROTHER" but that's fine probably

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I believe it's "daddy" if you're like being submissive and stuff and if you say "father" you're probably into incest

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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plz dont pull out posted:

Didn't know Hulk Hogan roleplay was a thing but hey I'm not gonna judge

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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well heaven isn't real dummy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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id bang an 18yo and im 30!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i gave my wife a ring of salami and she was content

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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shes fatt

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I play my banjo for that puss

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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its cause eating food is one of the few amazing things you can do in life so people become perplexed when you limit yourself for no reason

like a hot person deciding to go into celibacy, its confounding!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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24 is the perfect age actually... but some women even get mysteriously hotter as they age into their 30's.

whoever said 19 is, is a dummy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Do vegans still put cocks in their mouth

cocks are meat too

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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bet they didnt think about cocks :smug:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Mirthless posted:

everyone should be allowed to make their own choices in life but there should definitely be something in the system to account for the fact that young people are dumb and there are a lot of sexual predators in their 30s and 40s

well yeah there already are laws like that. It just ends in most of the world around 15-16 or 18

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Sorry you are 30 years old and I am 40, it is against the law that we have sex. We will go to jail if we have sex.
- goon utopia

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Suicide is good, imo

there are far too many people in this world as it is

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Please be nice and civil to eachother, gentlemen

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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that lady seems UNSTABLE

There are plenty of insanely gorgeous women at work here but I don't become some obsessed weirdo who gets up to a bunch of fuckery because of it

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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guysy i have an issue

a girl 8 years younger than me is flirting with me at work

what do

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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im asking for help here u insensitive fcuks

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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When pro gamers get too old to be competitive (somewhere in their 20's???) what do they do for a living? Especially if they chose their "professional careers" instead of college

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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if you can cut off its balls surely you can cut its nails

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i didnt read that story but partners making eachother go to the gym is cool and good

especially if you are american, since so many of you are grotesques these days

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I'm SO not :mad:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Werong Bustope posted:

I had an ex who jokingly 'threatened' me with knives all the time even though I told him I hated it. He was definitely joking, just lacked the empathy to understand why it wasn't ok (usually he'd make noises like the stabby robot from Futurama while he did it.)

One day I found out he was cheating on me and he reacted by throwing me to the bed and strangling me till I apologised for looking at his phone.


It's probably not a good sign, is basically what I'm saying.

why didn't you just kill him

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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if you killed him using knives it would have been extra funny

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Werong Bustope posted:

why do you think he's an ex

:eyepop:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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As the "worst person" I can attest to this

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i wish my boss would sexually harass me

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Doctors don’t officially diagnose people as psychopaths or sociopaths. They use a different term instead: antisocial personality disorder.

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