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WampaLord posted:"#stillsingletho" Yeah, that hashtag is brutal.
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Pick posted:I am going to kick this guy in the nuts When are you gonna post about you and your friend? The one Troposphere hates.
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Feb 8, 2017 19:49
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Moridin920 posted:They're just people with different genitals lol people are so goddamn moronic. You just triggered so many people.
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Feb 9, 2017 21:04
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:every single one of these is solid gold in one way or other [/quote] Man-aise is the funniest of the bunch.
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Feb 9, 2017 22:49
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:[M/31] I think I killed my girlfriend's [F/27] cat...and it ran off with my engagement ring Is this one of those George side-plots from an episode of Seinfeld?
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Feb 10, 2017 16:42
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Moridin920 posted:my friend got a job at Northropp right outta college with a decent but not amazing GPA. 40 hours a week except every other Friday off. Full benefits. $75k+ when he started (it is more now that he has been there a couple years). Nothing super sexy, nothing super flashy, but he also isn't killing himself. I'm surprised Northropp offered so much right out of college. A buddy of mine got started at Lockheed (with a decent GPA too) and was offered something on the lower end of average. I also had someone from Raytheon come speak to us for our Computer Engineering senior project course that said not to expect to be paid well if you work for a defense contractor. That being said, most of my friends and I work in tech for various companies, and none of us work over forty hours a week. I don't know how these people get suckered into that.
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Feb 10, 2017 20:29
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:a shower of gold to wrap up your work week This one was posted a few hundred pages ago, maybe even toward the start of the thread, but it's always a good read.
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Feb 10, 2017 22:59
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I wonder how he would react if she straddled him in the shower and just pissed on him. Maybe eat a ton of asparagus first. On second thought, he might like it.
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Feb 10, 2017 23:05
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Are there any relationship stories about those non-homeless people that like to eat out of dumpsters? I think they're called Freegans?
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Feb 12, 2017 04:36
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Just saying that hating on anime nerds because of their hobbies is really juvenile poo poo and is not a good look. It does not make you seem like the bigger man/woman. In fact, it makes you seem like a dumb as heck middle school rear end in a top hat. Goons and other people on the internet have a hard-on for hating on anime, which literally not a single person out in the real world cares about, as long as said anime nerds aren't ultra annoying and incredibly socially inept about their interests. Which most people aren't. The vocal minority of the worst kinds of weirdos is not your typical anime fan out in the wild. I have plenty of friends who are into anime and it's just one of their many other hobbies that makes up who they are. Anime is good and cool and you all suck. 
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Feb 12, 2017 18:26
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I took a shower earlier and then went out for brunch with my girlfriend, where we listened to a talented pianist, drank bloody marys, and had delicious pastries, but thanks for your concern. Did you actually do all that, or did you watch it in one of your animes?
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Feb 13, 2017 01:39
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I wonder what his girlfriend would think if she found out just how invested he is into proving other internet autists wrong.
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Feb 13, 2017 04:13
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Infertile. Myrtle. E: By the way, how's the pregnancy coming along?
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Feb 13, 2017 17:13
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I got a baby head jammed in my ribs and can't bend forward because of it. Few more weeks to go! Hope the birth goes smoothly. My wife gave birth 12/14/16, got to the hospital at 1:20pm, started pushing at 7:00pm, was done at 7:20pm. Please do post the video to /childfree and come back with trip results. E: Content. I [26F] just got off the phone with my sister [39F] she does not want her son [15M] anymore because she has a new love interest and wants to start a family with him u/Alex_Stephanie 258d Yeah so I am about to kick pick my nephew up in half an hour. His mother does not want him anymore. Her exact words were " He is from a failed relationship, I will sign him over to you or what ever I need to do. But I want a fresh start with _________ and start a new family" She met this guy and he is moving in tomorrow. My Nephew Seth just finished his freshmen year on friday is on summer vacation. As I said I am going to go pick him up in half an hour because she told me too. Seth is a well behaved kid, it's not like he acts out or is disrespectful. Not once have a I heard my sister complain about that and he actually gets really good grades. I just don't know what to do, I am more than prepared to take Seth in. I have a good job and I recently single so I can devote time to him. It's just this whole situation is a cluster and I don't know what to do. tl;dr: my sister is kicking out her son because she does not want him anymore. She wants to start a new family with her new man Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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Feb 13, 2017 17:24
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:jfc did yall do anything this weekend besides argue about anime and loving Mirthless I did not have sex with Mirthless, no.
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Feb 13, 2017 18:46
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fruit on the bottom posted:My brain says he just doesn't notice, but my heart says diaper fetish. Catheter and a pee bag, maybe?
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Feb 13, 2017 20:02
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ArbitraryC posted:I know this is several pages ago because of a mirth derail but lol this is fat fat and we should be ashamed as a country to be calling it normal. Also from several pages ago, but didn't someone mention/link a website where you can punch in weight/height values and get pictures of people with those measurements? We don't know how the lady carries her weight, but it might give some idea.
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Feb 13, 2017 23:16
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Pick posted:5'4" and 155lbs is fat Cute shoes!
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Feb 13, 2017 23:21
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ArbitraryC posted:she calls him a 4 and then says he's not ugly or anything haha She averages it out to a solid five!
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Feb 13, 2017 23:44
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Mr. Goodbytes posted:Well, if we get tired of height issues, rest assured the option of creepy circus contortionist is always on the table, what with the awful joints and all. Did someone just say "awful joints"? 
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Feb 14, 2017 05:13
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Pick posted:i just make stupid gifs My foot cramped from looking at that.
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Feb 14, 2017 05:18
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Pick posted:we post on the internet because our bodies are broken, not our personalities Broken? You mean elbows don't normally bend outward?  (post more gifs)
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Feb 14, 2017 06:42
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Moridin920 posted:One time a gf's dad said he didn't like me because I am white because E. Europeans are not really white. I guess I'm a PoC too? I've been told the Spanish are "lower tier white".
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Feb 14, 2017 19:04
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Mirthless posted:
Y-yes? That's what BPD means. Bipolar Disorder E: well I'm an idiot. Sorry. It's borderline personality disorder. You were right and I am an rear end.
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Feb 14, 2017 22:58
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Improbable Lobster posted:Y-yes? That's what BPD means. Bipolar Disorder There is Borderline Personality Disorder too [/quote] Yeah, I edited my post. Was a little too quick to jump on the "poo poo on Mirthless" bandwagon and ended up lookin' like a jerk for my troubles.
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Feb 14, 2017 23:03
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p rude posted:What does a 19 year old college student do such that she's "not short on money"? Cam girl, probably. e;fb
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Feb 25, 2017 19:31
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Gloryhold It! posted:Twitch streamers make a thing that people enjoy watching and people give them money so they can keep making the thing they enjoy watching. It's not that hard to understand. Especially now that twitch lets you give funbucks, which translates to money, you get by watching ads. I've seen several Overwatch streamers get donations of $2,000 to $5,000 from a single person (not the same person for each streamer, just specifying that it wasn't a bunch of donations that added up to that amount.) Amazon Prime gives you a free month of Twitch Pro or some poo poo, so you can donate five bux to your favorite streamer by subscribing, but I don't think I'd ever actually shell out money for these dudes.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:43
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Khorne posted:ahahah holy poo poo. Nice meltdown. 150lb at 5'8" is underweight? poo poo...
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Speaking of arranged marriages. One of my coworkers is American of Pakistani descent and he's getting arranged married in July. Dude's twenty-six or so. We live in the East coast, she lives in the West coast, and he just flew out with his mom a few weeks ago to meet her in person for the first time. He doesn't seem too thrilled about it, but I guess there must have been some arrangement with his parents where he'd get free reign to do what he wanted until he'd reach a certain age.
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Mar 2, 2017 17:52
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My (18F) klepto/drug addict mother (34F) stole/confiscated my vibrator - what do I do? Could be a lot if she sells it to some dweeb on Reddit. Those dude's buy panties.
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Mar 2, 2017 20:33
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Play posted:Yeah I was shocked at the depth of the racism in South America. I was living in Chile at the time, 17 years old. I dumped my girlfriend for being crazy and then found another, next time I saw the first she said "I hope you have a good time with your filthy negrita. One of my high school teachers said, "The Puertorican is racist toward the African American because it makes him feel whiter." Oddly enough, women calling their husbands/boyfriends their "negro" is seen as a term of endearment (in Puerto Rico, said in Spanish). I imagine it's because they "work as hard as a slave" to put food on the table? e: Also the derisive term "pitiyanqui" (Yankee-lover) for those that hold white Americans in higher regard than the rest of their own people.
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Elsa posted:I had a girl give me a backrub and then I woke up after a new years party to her mouth on my dick. You need to be gay to pull off the platonic angle. Originally read that as "...woke up after a new years party to her dick in my mouth."
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54 40 or gently caress posted:That sounds like a European art house film Have you popped yet? I feel like it's been an eternity.
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Mar 5, 2017 23:54
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Elsa posted:... I think maybe it's the choice of words here, but this reads hilarious to me. E: It sounds like someone who hasn't actually had sex trying to convince someone else they totally have. "Yeah man, she gave me a blow j and everything. And her boobs were all soft, like bags of sand." Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Mar 8, 2017 |
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Mar 8, 2017 06:50
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Mirthless posted:I still won't eat a sandwich with loving mayonnaise on it, though. I'm going to take the filling out of a Twinkie and replace it with mayonnaise and give it to you.
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ArbitraryC posted:I got an arcade stick so I can do the spd (sex pile driver) from neutral. This is a good post.
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Pick posted:what the gently caress!? He was Bill in Kill Bill.
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Pick posted:who cares about that Rude
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Mar 9, 2017 01:06
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Pick posted:I only have the human skull for moral consistency. So if people ask how I feel about dead animals I can say that I don't discriminate and I have dead human parts too. Do you ever drink out of the skull?
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My wife is African American and I'm pale as gently caress. Our three month old is nearly as white as I am. We were all very surprised because we figured he'd be a little darker, maybe at least this color:  but no, he passes for white. I guess it'll come in handy if he ever has to interact with a police officer.
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