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its super easy to avoid groping, any time a woman gets too close to you or touches you just freeze up and hold perfectly still.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 19:58 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:43 |
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Elsa posted:back away like a cat after you put a sock on its head amateur move, going in a direction you can't see just increases your chances of accidental groping.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:28 |
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Waiter: Here are your drinks me: *raises both hands in the air until they are placed in front of the proper persons*
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:35 |
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Me [24/F] with my coworker [32/M] showing me unwanted attention. Nice guy or creep?quote:So I've worked at this office for about 7 months now. It's really small and only has five employees. From the beginning my coworker has taken a liking to me. A little background that might be necessary for explaining who he is: he's 32 yo Mormon, virgin, and relatively all around "nice guy". I'm in a relationship and my coworker knows that, as I've taken my SO to Christmas dinner and other work-related dinner parties/get togethers. My coworker also avoids my SO at all costs whenever he comes in to the office to visit me for lunch.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 21:21 |
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Me [34 F] with my [38 M] Husband, His anger terrifies mequote:My husband has been sort of off the last few weeks, just down. I'm not sure how to describe it. Last night we were sitting on the couch and he asked me to watch a video he thought was funny on his phone. I'm sitting there waiting and then finally he starts showing me the shake it off cop video. I said, "Oh, I'm not watching that, it's staged and stupid." Which was rude but apparently he was so upset over it he threw his phone down on the floor. I said I was sorry but he still had this furrowed brow and he was looking at me like he hates me. If only there was some way to beat this relationship into a plowshare.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 23:00 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:let's palate cleanse Oh yes, i got something for your palate. My [25 F] with my boyfriend [26 M] and his friends [20s M] ate all the hot dogs the night before house-warming BBQ quote:Throwaway because bf knows my account name.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 23:20 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:
I probably should've posted one of the follow up comments she left. quote:Yes he came with me to store to get everything. He knew they were for the BBQ. dudeness fucked around with this message at 23:43 on May 4, 2017 |
# ¿ May 4, 2017 23:38 |
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Haifisch posted:Mostly posting because what the gently caress is a Moo? Mother of one? edit: apparently FOO is family of origin, so i'm even more confused now. dudeness fucked around with this message at 23:48 on May 4, 2017 |
# ¿ May 4, 2017 23:44 |
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brakeless posted:Our best hope for a long-term future is that it plays out like one of those sci-fi stories where a race of supremely harmonious beings uplifts humanity only to realize too late that they just handed the keys to the galaxy to a bunch of horny violent apes. I thought your username was braless and it inspired this next find. Me 18f with 21m bf of 9 months quote:We have been together since January. And even tough its only been a short while and I am still a baby I can tell you that this is who I am spending my life with. (emphasis added)
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 00:29 |
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This ones a bit Wife caught me cheating and now i don't know where she is quote:I know I am an rear end in a top hat and cheating is stupid but now it's too late. There's no need for condemnations I just need your advice. Oh wow that's bad i hope it wasn't anything too crazy quote:Hell NO. Just to make this clear and no one else has to ask.: I was about to have a crap on the prostitutes belly, when the wife entered the room. And gently caress, I can understand that this must be disturbing but I really didn't want to hurt her. oh, oh no. But obviously this ends with her leaving right? [UPDATE] Wife caught me cheating and now I don't know where she is quote:TL;DR Wife caught me with a hooker. Nobody knows where she is now well gently caress, there goes my faith in humanity. Oh also he posted some pics of "chocolate cookies" he made in the r/food subreddit and i don't know if they are or aren't and i don't want to know.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 01:43 |
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Elsa posted:Homeboy's marriage got owned by MLP porn I guess the lesson learned is that a marriage can survive poop but not furries.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 03:55 |
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Troposphere posted:I wish it was eggs, or poop, or pee I don't remember this Doctor Seuss book.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 08:41 |
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Whenever i see someone driving a truck i think they are exactly like this annoying loving couple. My [23 M] boyfriend sold me [21F] his 2012 diesel F350 for $1.75?!? How do I pay him back?!?!? quote:My guy knows that I "lurk the depths of the internet" (reddit) and I think he knows my normal username so I made this throw away
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 20:02 |
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I'm [m15] worried my friend [F15] is getting too sucked into her ideology and don't want to lose her friendshipquote:I'll start with a little background. Gird me with knowledge to counteract this independent thought.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 20:41 |
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*catches a trout* oh man this fish is so big and succulent, i could never hope to cook it properly i'm just gonna let it go and hope that a famous chef catches it *dumps fish*
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 01:03 |
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BF stole my lube - am I right to be mad? (25F with 25M, 1 year) NSFWquote:I'm 25F, my boyfriend of 1 year is 25M. NSFW and may be TMI. sold my car to buy gas
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 01:34 |
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My [45F] Husband [45M] was involuntarily committed Christmas Day. Feel partially responsible because I kept his drug use secret.quote:Ugh. I've typed and re-typed this multiple times and it's always too long. If you want details or history, let me know. Basic info: Husband and I have been together 20 years, married for 10. No children (unless you count our cats. I count our cats. We have two.) dudeness fucked around with this message at 04:46 on May 6, 2017 |
# ¿ May 6, 2017 04:17 |
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Me [22F] with my BF [22M] of 2 years, argument about me moving outquote:Okay so my BF and I live together in a house in a crappy neighborhood with a few of his friends. He's lived here for the past year and a half with them, and I joined the lease about 6 months ago. Our lease is up in June, and my BF and I were planning on moving out to an apartment just us two. I want to move out early becaaaaause.... Sympathetic 'til the racism.
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 17:31 |
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Me [30f] with a very brief former fling [39m], his most recent ex [22f] contacted me about abuse and STI's a few months agoquote:I'll start with the TL;DR: I had a week and a half long fling with a guy so riddled with red flags (including STI's he lied about) that I put it to a halt almost immediately. He remained obsessed with me even after getting a girlfriend and I just blocked him on everything. I was recently contacted by his most recent ex-girlfriend who he basically destroyed with abuse and left with an incurable STI. I want to make sure he stops this behavior or warn young women about him but I don't know how. Man, it must suck being a woman with boobs.
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 17:48 |
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NomChompsky posted:My boyfriend (22M) touches me (22F) too much
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 22:24 |
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Me [22 F] with my boyfriend [26 M] 1.5 years, just moved in together- having problemsquote:I have experienced a significant decrease in my desire to have sex because A) I feel unattractive and B) boyfriend has been harassing me. dudeness fucked around with this message at 23:03 on May 6, 2017 |
# ¿ May 6, 2017 23:00 |
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enough of this gross stuff, lets have a nice story. I [28f] work as an escort. I’m falling for a lovely lady client[3?f] quote:With my escort work I give the gf experience, I’m not just a hold to fill. I provide a service for lonely people who need it.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 02:22 |
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:I wanna watch this movie. You're in luck, i know of something similar and it has 19 sequels.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 02:34 |
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I've never been faithful in any relationship. Is that just normal for me?quote:Edit: TL;DR2: Bad guy looking to change, but wife doesn't seem to see any problem. That post is 6 years old. Judging by his most recent postings he hasn't changed at all.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 17:01 |
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Why would women need to put talc on their vaginas? If they need to dry out they can just read this thread.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 18:12 |
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Boyfriend wants to end our relationship over disagreement on what happened during 9/11. Reddit please help me.quote:I am 24 and my boyfriend is 21. We've been dating for 9 months today actually but we've known each other for about 2 years. We get along great...barely fight, are madly in love with each other and treat each other with the utmost respect. I moved out to Arizona to be with him and we are just really happy. Until today...
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 01:04 |
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If you have to research state law before you start a relationship then just don't.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 17:28 |
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My [24/F] co-worker [mid-thirties/F] is becoming harder and harder to work with because of a recent ban of e-cigarettes at work. She claims our assistant manager [40/F] is out to get her and is now trying to get her fired for harassment. Should I intervene for the sake of my manager?quote:I started working at [GENERIC WINE STORE] just a little over a year ago as a cashier. When I started, there was a co-worker there five months my senior. We got along really well, but I'm not the type to warm up to co-workers because I believe in keeping all relationships in the work place at a co-worker only level to avoid emotional disputes. I did notice, however, that she (we will call her Cat, because she has one and it's obvious) has several problems related to her job such as dealing with hygiene, work appearance, work-appropriate conversations, attitude, and resentment towards handling authority figures. If i was a woman this would be me.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 20:29 |
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Pick posted:We were alone together at a rainy, remote campsite and when I beckoned for him to join me in the tent, he instead wordlessly crawled under his truck. When you say beckon do you mean with words or did you do a "come hither" motion with those crypt keeper claws you call fingers?
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 23:32 |
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SO and I [22] don't know what to do after big fight with his mothers [51] live in "friend" [30m].quote:tl;dr SO's mothers friend is mentally and emotionally abusive to her and his 2 young children. SO's mother says "that's just the way he is" and deals with it. He kicked me out of the house. SO and I at hotel for the night. Don't know where to go from here. I like that thing that finally set her off was talkin' trash about Michael Jackson. This dude sounds like a cross between a goon and some sort of mythological creature.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 23:55 |
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[M24] I love my [F26] girlfriend, but her general immaturity is causing me to question our futurequote:She's a great girl - on an emotional level, we're perfect. However... there's a reason I'm turning to Reddit for some advice/perspective, and it's not because everything's sunshine and roses. But first, some background: Ugh i hate my girlfriend for not liking enough sci-fi, as her intellectual superior i realize this is okay but i am not satisfied, also i love her despite hating her. How do i turn her into a simulacrum of myself so i can gently caress myself.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 02:09 |
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I found a folder in my boyfriend's hard drive of random fb pictures of girls in bikinis with their bikinis photoshopped off. Is this weird or is this something guys really did?quote:Hi all. I am using a throwaway. I am 29f and my boyfriend is 32m. We have been dating for a little over a year. He lent me his hard drive and of course I gone and did what I shouldn't have. I went snooping. In his Pictures folder in his hard drive I found a folder of many different random girls I am assuming he found on facebook. all of the girls were originally in bikinis but the bikinis have been airbrushed out and replaced with basically what should be under those clothes. I was a bit shocked because this guy is a complete gentleman, or so I have been led to believe. The creepiest part is I saw some pictures of his ex as well. I guess I would probably have been more accepting of this album if he was doing it to random girls but this was a girl he had a connection with, a girl he loved, a girl who he supposedly have respected and still should respect.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 03:01 |
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Haifisch posted:The update is sure something. Shiiiit, i forgot to check for updates. Have an even worse one in the same vein to make up for it. [Non-Romantic] I (20/F) am thinking about confronting my cousin (21/M) about his sexually modifying pictures of his underage cousins. quote:I (20/f/American) starting traveling to Rome, Italy frequently when I was 16 to visit my large family there. I have gone every summer since except one. One of these relatives is my 21 year old cousin Francesco, who is born and raised in Italy but speaks perfect English. We talk a lot when I am home in the US and I know him very well.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 03:30 |
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My [F25] best friend (?)[F25] threw a basketball at my face and is upset with me about it.quote:I'm mostly confused. We were out celebrating my birthday. Things were rocky and she caused some drama with another friend that didn't show up but we moved past it If you can't slam with the best, jam like the rest.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 04:29 |
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I know he isn't cheating, but I can't help feeling he is hiding things from me.quote:My significant other and I have been together for over 4 years now, and throughout our whole relationship we have loved and admired each other to the full extent. We still act like giddy teenagers in love. We have a huge age difference and neither of us notice it...we just honestly love each other, and i'm convinced the age gap has even helped us stay interested.(I know that sounds cheesy).
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 19:40 |
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Pick posted:I wish Hugh would text me My (20F) friend is obsessed with someone who doesn't want to be her friend anymore & won't stop texting me about her (20F) quote:Hi, thanks for reading! I'll try to make this as concise as possible.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 20:26 |
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Girl Trouble: Help me stop making a fool of myselfquote:I met a beautiful girl at an all night coffee bar, she took me home that night and introduced me to lesbian sexuality. I'm 5'4 250 lbs and she's 5'0 120 lbs. I feel massive compared to her sometimes. Anyways, I digress. A happy ending at least.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 23:28 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:goons have a long and storied history of being way too bitter for their age + life experiences tyvm yea, this forum is basically cigarettes for the soul. edit: by which i mean it slowly kills you and makes you seem old and ugly. dudeness fucked around with this message at 00:09 on May 10, 2017 |
# ¿ May 10, 2017 00:05 |
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Please Help Quick -- My boyfriend (25) is "revenge" masturbating to Facebook pictures of girls he knows...quote:My boyfriend will be home soon so I'm trying to get as much feedback as I can. the best revenge is a dick slapped hard.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 03:27 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:43 |
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Me [late-20s M] with my MESSY Brother [mid-20s M] and his GF [mid-20s F] Am I a horrible Person? Non-Romanticquote:I'm using a throwaway account... Is there a word for someone that makes a legitimate complain but they do it in such a way that you suddenly don't give a poo poo? If only his post was more empty like a Washitsu
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 04:33 |