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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
pete owns

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



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jesus.

"what would pete do" should be the "cut your dick off" of this thread.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



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a7m2 posted:

just say you didn't want to mention it because you figured she gets it all the time. Be honest

stop being a sensible good relationship builder this instant

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

chemtrail huffer posted:

Girlfriend (22F) mad about my (24M) answer to scenario, what do I do?

furry detected. call animal control.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
plus when you live in fl you get a free alligator

source: moved to fl

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
its better to just consider it a good parable if there isn't room for pete in your heart

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
pete believes in you

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Tricky D posted:

Open your heart and accept Pete into it and yours will be the kingdom of heaven.

once you dump god like a true pete

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
lol that lady wont survive until 30.

*sees forest of red flags*

*assumes its a Chinese parade*

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Anne Whateley posted:

To be fair I would expect anyone named Gaius to have a low stabbing threshold

heheheh

e:

Pirate Radar posted:

Historically speaking people named Gaius have a low getting stabbed threshold as well.

et tu?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:smithfrog:

my office doesn't let me drink at my desk

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
most likely you wont repete that mistake

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
pete patron saint of self respect

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I didn't let that stop me at my last job.

eh im angling for a promotion so I am playing nice

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
biggus dickus

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Zzulu posted:

Well, are you

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
ultra gently caress friends is my preferred term

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

tired: “married”
wired: FFFs (gently caress Friends Forever)

i am now changing my preferred term as yours is superior.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
sorry you don't respect true optimization there pal

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
a surprise dick is definitely an eye opener but dude seems to be handling it like a solid champ

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
try a landscaping provider jeez don't people google anything anymore?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
is it my wifes history of infidelity or our lack of sex?

no it is my dick that is wrong

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
no one respects recharging the crystals anymore i swear.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
thats so hosed.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
and kil ur parents

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
what kind of drugs

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
it is true though :shrug: for some reason folks don't feel as comfortable spending several million bucks with a guy in jeans sneaks and a hoodie but put on a nice suit and no questions about your qualifications are even posed (or at least in my case)

e: :corsair:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
you make a very good point as well as much as I hate to admit

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
weener

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
just lol at posting on reddit with a SA username when you get chased off

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
what a dipshit.

loving myself to have leverage on my husband

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:laffo:

at least it wasnt a han solo or just fingerguns

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
spray bottle of water

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Smirking_Serpent posted:

in the comments she says the deposit was 28K

the utter gently caress.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
unless its like india way too much

looks like california.

thats just stupid.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
we dont deserve dogs

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
open palm slam monologue has gotten weird lately

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:frogon:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Bored posted:

Im in talks with Miramax and DMG entertainment to the rights for the screenplay. So far they are offering me half a stale chicken+provolone sandwich and one of those giant rolls of toilet paper that some gas stations use.

is Mrs Renfield matronly?

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
keep workshopping. thats not matronly at all enough to call that nice lady Mrs Renfield

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