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lazorexplosion posted:
I hated jeans when I was in my teens. Right up until I got my first pair of comfortable jeans.
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Oct 1, 2016 07:36
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the wacky lesbian sitcom owns.
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It's pretty cruel to post stuff like that on a goon forum.
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Oct 3, 2016 08:19
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subway masturbator posted:The cutesy language is the worse of the two, but when she says her womb/vagina is sad/cringing it's also really bad. Years ago, I sent my girlfriend at the time a "texty text" as a How I Met Your Mother reference, and she responded with a similar vagina clamming up comment. It did kill any desire I had to be cutesy, that's for sure.
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Oct 3, 2016 15:27
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subway masturbator posted:Gotcha. I just felt a bit weirded out because she wrote that three times in that post when once was enough to get the point across. Oh, I wasn't making an excuse for it. It's off-putting as hell and it's weird that she'd say it outside of the context of making her boyfriend uncomfortable. Bonzo posted:Religion, Irrational anger, treating people like possessions, this one has it all. I'm pretty sure he's dating a straw person.
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Oct 3, 2016 16:01
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Gaunab posted:Single White Female Normally someone in the social circle would smell the crazy, right? It kinda sounds like she's just cooler than OP or her boyfriend.
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Oct 4, 2016 16:48
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loquacius posted:So exactly how common is it to be told that breaking up with someone is emotionally abusive anyway? I'm seeing a bit of a trend. I'm sure there's a lot of handy break-up guides out there that tell you what to look out for. I'm also judging by the posts in this thread that "yeah, your ex/partner is crazy abusive and you need to  like all hell" is common advice on there.
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Oct 5, 2016 17:42
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loquacius posted:People on the Internet always tell you to sever no matter what Why would you post about it in E/N? Huge red flag imo
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Oct 5, 2016 21:16
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Pick posted:Body shaming dudes over stuff they can't control isn't cool! When a guy with a baby carrot weenie doesn't go around saying "I don't have a small dick" that's how you know a guy is good at sex. I mean, I assume. I wouldn't know, since I don't have a small dick.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:14
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KomodoWagon posted:There is no loving way the average is below 7 inches. I've seen a bunch, and believe me when I say 5.5 is absolutely in the small end of things. As in, that's not average, that's the bare minimum before you're considered debilitatingly small. Statistics might say I'm wrong but 1) Who the hell conducts and works on a study on worldwide average penis size except sociologist dudes who are embarrassed about their tiny dicks and 2) who participates in such a study apart from dudes who are concerned about their size and want reassurance? The trick here is that "average" doesn't actually say anything about what you can expect from any given person. I'm no penis scientist, but I'd bank that there's far more dudes out there with an Elliot Rodger size dick than there are guys hung with 10+ inches, let alone micropenises versus Ron Jeremies. I don't doubt that the average penis length is 5.5 inches, but the actual number of interest is median penis size, which, after minutes of Googling, I can confirm has not been verified by any published studies. Presumably because "like 85% of dudes are above average" is a much easier story to sell.
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Oct 6, 2016 10:24
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85% is a comical exaggeration, my man. I'm sorry if my numbers aren't rigorous enough for you, but it is entirely possible for a majority of people to be above average.
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bone app the teeth posted:we need a :fake: for this 
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Oct 7, 2016 09:01
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It doesn't seem that unbelievable to me. It's not like you're rationally deciding that you're more important than your loved ones when you're bolting; that's your lizard brain making a snap decision. And obviously these guys are too cowardly to admit that they bolted without thinking, so they decide that they ran off to get help. I'm assuming this happens all the time.
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Oct 7, 2016 14:41
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And the African lion will straight up kill babies if it thinks that's gonna get it laid.
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Oct 7, 2016 14:45
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He'd have to have slept with at least... wow, 12 women? I don't think this story checks out.
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Oct 7, 2016 17:54
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HardDiskD posted:Me [25M] and my girlfriend [25F]. She wants to go back to having protected sex (after years of unprotected) because she has a new job where she'll be out of town 5 days a week. I feel like the easy solution would be to just use condoms for the side action. This girl is ice cold.
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Oct 10, 2016 16:10
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I had a long period where I didn't drink, and I let people know by telling them "oh, no thanks, I don't drink." People are cool with most things when you don't couch them in terms of how you're better than them.
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Oct 14, 2016 07:29
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I like how the only person to have called the police amidst all these murder schemes and child molestations is the lady whose brother peed on her bed.
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Oct 17, 2016 21:07
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I was a bit unsure about that, but in my defense, it was like several pages ago and I didn't want to doublecheck.
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Oct 17, 2016 21:15
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Lockback posted:Just Normal People on the Internet. How the gently caress can someone have an ankle sock fetish Like, I get that the dude has bigger issues, but that has to be the most weirdly specific fetish I've seen.
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Oct 18, 2016 16:13
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P-Mack posted:what's with these guys who need a notarized letter in triplicate saying "yes I'm banging your girlfriend" Denial is a hell of a drug.
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Oct 18, 2016 17:46
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My [40 F] son [20 M] refuses to speak to me or his father [41 M] because he blames us for his previous life-time of obesity. I don't know the quality of responses on r/elationships, and I've no intention of reading any, but I can only assume everyone is telling her she hosed up and should apologize, and she's steamed because she just wanted the internet to tell her she's in the right.
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Oct 20, 2016 17:08
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Presumably those are the mornings she wakes up itchy and inseminated.
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Oct 20, 2016 22:36
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My jeans start to smell if I go a whole week without changing them. I can't even begin to imagine how these jean goons smell. I'm totally going to refer to stoners as jazz cabbage cats now, though.
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Oct 22, 2016 15:55
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What about patting a dude on the chest, as a form of greeting? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:12
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My favorite is the little dig at the end about how the girlfriend totally wanted to bone him first. I wonder how many ladies this fair goon has had to turn down.Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Gray area. You should probably just get wasted and Facebook chat your undying love on a weekday to find out. Way ahead of you, buddy.
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Oct 24, 2016 16:27
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You can function perfectly well in society while also having visceral reactions to depictions of sexual violence and mutilation. Out in society there's tons of people who choose to not watch Game of Thrones due a dislike of its graphic content.
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Oct 25, 2016 21:50
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HardDiskD posted:selling panties? In your heart of heart, you know exactly what that means.
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Oct 28, 2016 16:37
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Pick posted:you're doing the exact same thing, literally sharing your experiences If that's what you're doing, please stop phrasing your experiences with terrible guys as universal truths.
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Oct 29, 2016 21:36
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You don't have to change anything about your posting except maybe go from phrasing stuff like "it is literally impossible to have a healthy relationship in situation X with anyone male" to "I have never personally seen a man have a healthy relationship in situation X."
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Oct 29, 2016 21:49
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Fullhouse posted:seriously that was about 8000 words longer than it needed to be I dunno, I really like the undercurrent of his wife being miserable throughout their entire relationship, to the point of having some kind of hormonal imbalance that fixes itself within half a year of sleeping with attractive, non-douchey men. It's important to the story that everyone except for the author realizes that he's the sole source of her unhappiness, and it doesn't come through without his long pretentious screeds about soulmates and true love.
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Oct 31, 2016 09:00
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Charles Get-Out posted:It's not like she's actually loving the dude to his knowledge. Crushes are harmless typically and people get them all the time, he should let it go unless he gets actual evidence of wrongdoing. Crushes are fine, but I think you stretch the definition a bit when someone has a wank bank of an acquaintance complete with lookalike porn.
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Oct 31, 2016 16:41
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Charles Get-Out posted:I guess I don't really see it as different than collecting pictures of James Deen or something. 50 pics and gifs /videos over a period of years is maybe grounds for a "hey are you into [that dude]?" but I personally would seriously weigh whether that question was worth the "you snooped into my poo poo" hurricane. Oh, I'm not saying Snoopy has a leg to stand on or anything. I just think it's weird to download a person's facebook pictures and keep a collection of lookalike porn of someone you know and poo poo. Maybe I'm just a prude.
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Oct 31, 2016 16:57
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Charles Get-Out posted:Man she didn't tell him anything, it's like a totally different situation. It's cool to be attracted to people you know even if they are your SO's friends, it's not cool to be insensitive and say poo poo you know your SO won't like. There's a huge difference between "This person is hot/attractive" and "I would totally gently caress and/or fantasize about loving your buddy Steve," at least in my experience. The former can definitely be discussed in a healthy relationship, while I wouldn't blame someone for being put off by the latter.
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Gaunab posted:every single polyamory story ever
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You jest, but it's actually a huge pain in the rear end.
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Nov 3, 2016 19:01
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Nobody wants a $10,000 dollar ring if the proposal attached to it is "Yeah, I guess I wouldn't mind being married; it's no trouble at all." I don't think we can assume anything about that guy's girlfriend from his version of events.
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It is literally impossible to have a monogamous relationship and meet in the middle if one party is non-sexual. In every single instance, the sex wanter is assuming they can convert their partner. E: But do keep us posted if there are any updates. I wanna see where this one goes. Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Nov 4, 2016 |
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Things will never betray you. Megan.
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Where did he find young desperate females? Asking for a friend.
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