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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
if someone tells you they split from a long time partner but they "can't remember why" you know they did some hosed up poo poo

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

WampaLord posted:

Come on man, this is just loving sad.

Do people not understand the "don't post sad/abusive stories" thing? Do we have to make it a thread rule?

Yeah seriously, stop posting depressing poo poo assholes

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Gaunab posted:

I kept asking her why why and she eventually said "well just so you know.. it was with a 41 year old man."

that's not a "why" lady that's a "gently caress you"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Anony Mouse posted:

Stop biting off on the circular open relationship circle jerk or you assholes will close the thread.

:justpost:

My [21F] boyfriend [23M] called me a "white trash disappointment"


It's so 100% archetypical abusive rear end in a top hat, right down to "he's a complicated guy" and "he can be charming and sweet when he wants". My knee jerk reaction is fake, but this is a trope for a reason and people like this really do exist so...

I like how she downplays it to "boyfriend called me a mean name" instead of "my bf called me literal human garbage and I somehow havent broken up with him yet"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

loquacius posted:

This one is kinda hosed-up in and of itself but it's actually kind of ironic when you realize you are reading about it in a post on reddit

Ex Boyfriend recorded arguments for all to hear

Ah, the old "gently caress with my wife till she gets mad then record it all and pretend to be the cool and calm one" aka The Schmorky Tactic

also why the gently caress didn't she call the cops after he pulled a gun on her

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

My girlfriend [23f] is going on a trip with her male best friend [23m]. Is it wrong for me [27m] to feel uneasy about this?
:rip:

Where's Pete this guy needs him right now

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Strep Vote posted:

Jesus christ, that one is hosed up.

edit: the "raped someone" post, I mean.

Yeah seriously, that whole thing is legit crazy

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Haifisch posted:

My [30M] neighbors [20s M/F] are findings ways to get me evicted out of my apartments and i need some advice

"My wife nuked any chance we had of resolving this sanely. Help, reddit!"

Guessing the 210 lb dude is actually noisy af when he walks around and his previous neighbors were too scared to confront him about it

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
or the neighbors could be huge dicks, yeah

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Good thing that guy has one sane parent at least

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Stickfigure posted:

LOL cuck confirmed.

yeah shes totally cheating on him

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

So she's 23, and has been married for 6 years.

Husband might be a pedo

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
glad things worked out for the chocolatier cuckolatier

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

does she ever explain what she means by [M/F] when shes talking about her boyfriend

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

guy's handled it well so far, based off these other posts I'm imagining an alternate universe where the guy posts about his gf spending an awful amount of time with his friend Derrick for some reason

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Fullhouse posted:

how does "hanging out" translate to "loving" for this guy? she's 17 that seems like a big lede to bury

he wanted to get the sympathy card for being cheated on before he drops the "loving underage girls 8 years younger than me" bomb

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Pvt.Scott posted:

Yeah, but it was specifically the Netflix thing. Sigh. I'm the type of cine nerd that might be slightly annoyed you're trying to bone me while the movie is going. This scene is the apex of this director's career, woman!

same

please stop touching my dick honey this is the part where john wick shoots a guy in the head

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Bonzo posted:

My girlfriend's [25F] insane secrecy is starting to make me [26M] question the future of our relationship. Am I being overly paranoid?


:tinfoil:

he's dating a sleeper agent or something

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
this is why you keep 2 laptops and label them "Porn" and "Everything Else"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I feel like the exact same conversation was had the last time the IHOP Gunman story was posted

possibly by the exact same people as well

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Anne Whateley posted:

That guy's biggest mistake was not posting in e/n, where PMush would enthusiastically endorse never seeing your kid again because self-fulfillment (partying) is way more important

this is from a month back but drat anne, that's ice cold

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
she wasn't going to ruin the kid's life she was just going to put her in the other class

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
you make more excuses for that girl than her own mom does

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