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WampaLord posted:This one is dedicated to anyone who has ever said "Eat the booty like groceries" Alot of people go hungry every evening in this world. It's just not right to not eat up.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 21:15 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:23 |
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Looking him dead in the eye while making GBS threads on the floor.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 22:34 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Isn't it kind of the point of sugar daddy deals to pay a lot of money for little actual contact /loving? Like those guys that pay women to laugh at their tiny dicks? :nsfw: http://oglaf.com/gifted/ :nsfw:
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 16:58 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:I was in an abusive relationship with someone like this and reading this freaked me out like a 'Nam flashback. As a dude who worked for an ISP, I hope these people rot in hell forever. Lol at being refused service by an ISP, in the 8 years that I spent in this shithole, I saw this only like 3 times. Being rude to the staff anywhere is the mother of all red flags.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 20:12 |
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Outrail posted:Every time I think I'm being really stupid I think about this thread and feel really clever. Same. But with the little twist that whenever I read the thread realizing that I'm blessed with a boring life and boring family members or people that I no longer have contact with.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 20:17 |
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Day Man posted:Can we go back to: Why are community service people working on factory farms? Aren't they supposed to be working on publicly owned things like roads? Why are they providing companies with free labor? Owned by a relative of a friend of the judge.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 16:45 |
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*Bleep bleep blop* I am not a robot. I share personal information. Do you like me already, human female, one.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 14:41 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I mean it's weird (and probably intentionally inflammatory of them) to discuss that sort of thing as casual dinner conversation but opening with " She lives in a European country that has a 500 year history of kicking out or murdering Jews living in the country." is pretty lol. "Which one?" But seriously, that sounds like eastern europe. Totally normal to casually drop some good old antisemitism and antiziganism in a conversation.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 10:32 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:what is the correct point of engagement for the view "gay people should all be put to death", in your opinion Fists & clubs.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 22:58 |
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Krazyface posted:Supposedly this was a thing between the Romans and the Gauls, that the barbarians just couldn't handle their wine. Greeks and romans drank wine diluted, while the "barbarians" went to town without adding a whole lot of water and got shitfaced. "Drinking scythian" was the saying of drinking pure wine. Scythians also loved their shroom tents. Outside the rabble would wait for the nobles to piss in a bowl, as they still could get buzzed from that. How did they find out that?
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 12:48 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:but guys, come on! he SHITS! in a BAG! Funny when you realize: People normally carry their poo poo in their asses. The more you know.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 20:25 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I'm still confused on how an 18 year old girl and a 14 year old guy became close friends and later started dating at 16 and 20. Ignoring the questionable morality of the scenario, how does that even happen? Some weird Mormon church thing? Either in the US or in Pakistan.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 14:00 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/7o27ef/fiance_of_10_years_slept_with_uncle_for_drugs/ Oh drat.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 20:17 |
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Barudak posted:When my father visited my mothers family for the first time, he went into the freezer to grab somethinf only to find a dead parrot. It was so old that my mother and my aunt never owned a parrot growing up.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 21:41 |
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girl pants posted:"You're a nice girl but I think we should see other peo--" *sound of a rope frantically being sawed at* "Why did I do this at Yosemite" It's the strong back musculature.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 17:50 |
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abigserve posted:If this is a real post you have a mental illness Re: Seafood and fish A dude and his wife, living above me are cooking some sort fermented / foul-fish each week, sometimes several times. Now, that wouldn't matter much, but he just opens his door to the corridor to get the smell out of his place, resulting in the whole block suffocating in the cloud (you can sometimes smell it a block away when you come home). Words fail to describe the smell. I've worked a trash compactor, crushing sacks of plastic dishes and leftovers from the kitchen that sat in the summerheat for weeks, that was unfunny, but it didn't get anywhere near this. I didn't think it was so easy to get sick from smell alone, but last time I got home, I was retching by the time I closed the door. Lol. The draft keeps sucking the smell into the flat. My wife was so angry that she went up and talked to the guy to at least close the door to the corridor and he literally said "What am I supposed to do? Keep it in the flat?" Here, there's nothing that you could do by law against something like this. But I think one of the guys living on his level threw a large bag with dogshit through his open door, he hasn't been frying this stuff since a month now.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 12:51 |
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That's one of the most stupid and disgusting things that I've seen in quite a while. #cleaneating
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 12:15 |
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coronatae posted:The post I found wasn’t exactly as I remembered it but I knew the phrase “Satan shitplane” was involved so here it is: Very entertaining. Life is funny.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 09:37 |
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Jeza posted:when your girl starts to cry at your gross stimuli, that's a-voré
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 22:31 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Feeling trapped and isolated by my “to be” in laws I'm getting a very strong mainland chinese vibe from this one.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 13:15 |
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Ratjaculation posted:It cant be Sodomize the guy with a broomstick when he's sleeping.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 19:37 |
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chitoryu12 posted:My [24M] girlfriend [22F] just moved in and she's been sleep-talking about murder. Should I be worried? Working in retail or in a callcenter will do that to a person.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 17:56 |
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Barudak posted:I had to do a family ancestry project for school. Turns out we were molded from the clay by Zeus himself in 1945 which made my project a real cinch to complete. German ancestry. Founding members of the Nazi party of America?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 18:55 |
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Barudak posted:Dude is ready to be writer of comedies because he has now learned in the most embarassing way possible that three is the smallest group possible in which there can be an outsider. That is poetry.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 20:56 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My (27m) best friend and best man (28m) has vowed he's going to say "one ring to rule them all!" when presenting the rings at the alter. My fiancé (26f) has forbidden it. He's going to do it anyways. What do I do? He should do this, with the sound cranked up to 11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRzVYYESyv4&t=86s
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 19:51 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:I really enjoyed the dead relative charm story, it's so wonderful In addition to giving away the furniture like the others suggested, the dude should have shat on a plate, placed it in the middle of the livingroom and planted the charm on top.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 21:33 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Okay? Anyway, I'm saying that's not where I think it was coming from, considering the women I've dated here. Lol, I know somebody like that. It's absolutely unbearable and can go on for days. She'd do this to you for solid 30-60mins, not listening to anything you say, even if you yell at her to stop and that you're done with it. After she spooled it off, she'd call her mom or somebody else and do the same thing over.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 09:08 |
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:this is some bizarre modern day morality play As always, guess if it's the US or Pakistan.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 08:40 |
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DominoKitten posted:Our newborn is three weeks old and my (24/F) Fiance (27/M) admitted he won't stop cheating on me - Making 2-3x as much as him, financial sacrifices, still didn't do enough. - I had this baby specifically to make a sacrifice for him since he always claimed I didn’t do enough - Now after having had the baby he’s still cheating on me and talking bad about me to his ex girlfriends - "lost" my Norco prescription - 4 or 5 different women at a time and most of them work with him - threesome relationship to fix the relationship Why, why why. Sometimes it's better to just stack a large number of problems, so your attempts at destroying your life are more effective.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 10:51 |
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Palpek posted:My [37F] husband's [39M] "long lost daughter" [22F] has ruined my life. Wow, the world is a crazy place.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 11:04 |
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Dienes posted:This is no different from the guys that freak out that a vibrating dildo is a threat to them in some way. Lady, relax. Maybe you need a toy yourself. If this came in the radio alarm clock version, and my wife approves, I'd buy it. Turn off the alarm by slapping the butt.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 20:05 |
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dudeness posted:It seems misleading to call is "realistic" when it has 10 vibrating functions, the average woman must have 2 or 3 vibrating functions max. Also you don't accidentally scoop out poo poo out when you gently caress the rubber butthole.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 20:34 |
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I know they're expensive, but getting rid of a real doll must be totally awkward. I guess they offer discrete services for that too?
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 09:43 |
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Haifisch posted:My [23M] gf [25F] has a disgusting fetish, and I don't know if I can handle it. (self.relationship_advice) Gf bird, so what.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 20:57 |
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Carbon Thief posted:My girlfriend [29F] introduced me to her son [13M] and I don't know if I want to parent him Ahahahaaaa a teen son and twins. They are hosed. Well, maybe this turns out just fine and his son helps him taking care of the twins and they all grow closer together. The world is a weird place. Not just the will of evil at work in this world. Mumble mumble.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2018 11:40 |
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Pick posted:Dude that would be too many fricking tomatoes dude Maybe for you. I'd farm all these weird little and large varieties.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 10:51 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:The Japan thread once had some idiots tell how they went to Japan to illegally work on farms for no pay (and no legal protections). If you market it as a spiritual experience, you'd probably get enough idiots to even pay for it.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 17:51 |
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Pick posted:LMAO your brother will get nothing No, he'll also get his gf fired, etc. Lol
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 16:15 |
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No. Cannot live without constant butterflies. It needs to be like this. I've seen it in films. *Destroys perfectly normal functioning relationship*
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 14:33 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:23 |
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Caganer posted:My GF[24] wants to have sex with a co-worker. I’m M[28] been dating for 2.5 years Seriously wondering if this could end in any other way than catastrophy
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 19:27 |