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If they wanted to do the anagram thing they should have ended the wedding video with "Burp Hell Pet," and once people asked them "what the hell?" just blurt out "WE'RE PREGNANT!"
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Sep 29, 2016 14:54
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Oct 1, 2016 21:05
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dookifex_maximus posted:yes, as my lords perfect son I have the perfect ability to respect women as well as men, imperfect children of my lord though they may be jesus christ your gimmick sucks almost as bad as your loving posts
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Oct 1, 2016 21:29
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Oct 3, 2016 07:43
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They are actually hilarious to the extreme and we could use more of them.
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Oct 3, 2016 09:43
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Jack Trades posted:What are you guys even talking about? There is no loving way the average is below 7 inches. I've seen a bunch, and believe me when I say 5.5 is absolutely in the small end of things. As in, that's not average, that's the bare minimum before you're considered debilitatingly small. Statistics might say I'm wrong but 1) Who the hell conducts and works on a study on worldwide average penis size except sociologist dudes who are embarrassed about their tiny dicks and 2) who participates in such a study apart from dudes who are concerned about their size and want reassurance?
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Oct 6, 2016 09:30
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Coolness Averted posted:That..that's not how averages work. Or are you saying you think there's some dude with a negative inch penis acting as an extreme outlier and throwing things off? Well yeah, transwomen who get their penis turned into a vagina must count as a negative right?
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Oct 6, 2016 11:30
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CabaretVoltaire posted:Unless you've been using a tape measure your 7inches could easily be 4 inches, which I thought was the average. Of course I used a tape measure. From butthole to tip, right?
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Oct 6, 2016 13:57
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WampaLord posted:
Except he was right. He's trying to give his kid some perspective so she doesn't grow up convinced she's hot poo poo, albeit failing because she thinks getting an A on an exam is some kind of superhuman feat of intelligence. Can't be as smart as she thinks if she missed her deadlines. I'm pretty impressed by how many people are calling this sad and abusive. You're not supposed to constantly tell your kids "Ohh, you're so smart and amazing and great" all the time. It turns them into lazy assholes. The way I read it, she thought she was the coolest thing ever, then messed up, and is now whining on Reddit like a sadbrains because her dad was absolutely right about her.
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Oct 7, 2016 18:54
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corn on the cop posted:my boyfriend's a great guy, except when he's intentionally deceptive and assaulting people from his youth I refuse to talk to my boyfriend but I have a very clear idea of what happened to put him in the hospital after not talking to him so now I'm gonna stop talking to him and not visit him in the hospital after he nearly got murdered! You can disagree with his decision to confront a person from his past, but leaving him to rot in the hospital is loving brutal.
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Oct 13, 2016 09:46
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She seemingly doesn't know if it was trivial, and you certainly don't. Her boyfriend didn't force that rear end in a top hat to drive drunk and kill himself with his own car, and frankly, one less drunk driver isn't a heartbreaking tragedy. Again, the guy confronted an old enemy, and you can agree or disagree with him on that call, but nothing he did warrants the kind of treatment she's giving him. If she thinks his drinking is ruining their relationship, she can face him and end it, but just leaving him hanging while he's stuck in a hospital is ice cold and a p. horrible thing to do to someone you claim to love.
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Oct 13, 2016 13:50
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Honestly I can think of a few people from my past I'd sock if given the chance and I bet you can, too.
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Oct 13, 2016 13:51
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Since he was clearly already driving drunk I sure hope getting jumped pushed him far enough that he crashed and killed himself with no injury to innocent bystanders
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Oct 13, 2016 14:05
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Tender Bender posted:He's not a superhero, violently "confronting an old enemy" isn't a thing that needs to happen. Again, you have no way of knowing that. Lots of superheroes have to keep their identity hidden, even from their loved ones. Unless she visits him in the hospital, talks to him and confronts him with her grievances, she's just alienating her boyfriend on no basis except some piecemeal story she's crafted based on what other people have told her. e: maybe he's gay
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Oct 13, 2016 15:25
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GBS: Whaddaya mean re-enacting dance scenes from my favorite anime after a five hour pizza party with my fat, smelly Wal-Mart greeter friends makes me seem like a loser? Heh, you're one to talk. I mean, you read books about history for crying out loud. Oh by the way, furries are autistic subhumans 
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Oct 16, 2016 12:39
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Career people who make it big tend to be assholes. They're probably all dicks, so who cares.
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Oct 16, 2016 17:41
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That's not what 'triggered' means
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Oct 17, 2016 15:46
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I don't think that's fake. Every time there's a story on the news about a guy abusing his kids or stepkids/pimping them out, there's always a wife going "Well I couldn't do anything to stop him because I was afraid he'd leave me." I'm just surprised she hasn't gone all the way to accusing her daughter of being a cheap little slut tryna steal her man.
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Oct 17, 2016 19:07
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Yeah why doesn't she just hunker down for a months-long war of attrition in absolute filth with a pair of hoarders. Stupid bitch
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Oct 17, 2016 19:43
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Let the
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Oct 17, 2016 22:28
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships 3.0: I Heard You Poo
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Oct 20, 2016 10:47
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Well if you didn't want to be in this mess then maybe you shouldn't have eaten all the brain nutrients in the womb, ms. evil twin I mean, there obviously were not a lot to go around
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Jan 9, 2017 17:28
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WHAT ARE THE BODY PARTS?! 
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Jan 27, 2017 18:29
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Because incest is bad
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Jan 27, 2017 19:24
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Moridin920 posted:Okay but they're not actually doing incest. You might as well say paintballing is bad because violence and shooting people is bad. It's pretend. How big is your loli collection?
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Jan 27, 2017 19:27
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The worst part of that one is the part where she refuses to take cooking advice. Boiling a steak is one thing, but acting like you're the greatest cook in the world afterwards is just unforgivable.
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Jan 27, 2017 19:42
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If you wanna bring guns into it, just shoot him square in the heart already. Guy's already dead.
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Mar 1, 2017 20:34
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WampaLord posted:"A victim of terrible emotional abuse is crying incessantly, while doing nothing to even slightly improve his situation except write a novel for reddit about how much he cries. Lol, what a loving sadsack loser" - Moridin and also people who aren't insecure goons. Ftfy
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Mar 1, 2017 22:51
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Mirthless posted:quoted for posterity That's a new one. I guess if you want to pretend I've posted misogynist things you can do that.
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Mar 1, 2017 23:04
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Mirthless posted:you pretty frequently post your opinions on women's sexual agency and they are pretty alarmingly misogynist, yeah I don't know if you're conflating me with someone else or if you're just willfully interpreting things to fit a narrative, but while I have made posts denouncing weird and unhealthy sexual practices, I've never aimed this criticism at women specifically.
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Mar 2, 2017 00:04
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Bubblyblubber posted:Why not do both and marry your dog? On reddit? I'll put 20 on 1:80.
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Mar 2, 2017 12:17
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Psycho Society posted:Are you worried someone is going to find your porn folder Ugh, I hate transphobic assholes. *goes on xhamster and searches "tranny sissy shemale whore degraded and used"*
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Mar 2, 2017 13:35
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Bubblyblubber posted:A likely story. Cuff him, boys! That girl's a champ. Good on her
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Mar 2, 2017 14:42
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Sociopath prankster Jfc make sure to read this one
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Mar 2, 2017 22:45
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Listen here. I ain't fuckin reading all that. TL;DR it Tl;dr: Obsessive jealousy is one heck of a drug
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Mar 6, 2017 19:39
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Psycho Society posted:Where'd that av come from moridin
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Mar 6, 2017 21:27
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She says she resolved to kill herself if she didn't make it through the semester, and yet here she is, years later, posting on Reddit? I think, deep down, she does know what to do.
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Mar 7, 2017 13:31
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Jesus, Pick, see a dentist.
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Mar 13, 2017 18:06
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What is up with these goons who didn't spend their teen years on Ogrish systematically desensitizing themselves to disturbing imagery
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