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Gaunab posted:This is just sad This Spanish mom sure is rude.
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ikanreed posted:Uh... I don't think he's in it for the conversation This reminds me of the interns at work and I can guarantee that none of the single guys there talk to them for the conversation.
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Oct 1, 2016 16:50
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Gaunab posted:Did you just happen to come across a story about an adolescent constantly masturbating or were you searching for one? I searched for it and PM'D him. Am I okay, police officer?
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Oct 5, 2016 22:37
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You loving lame nerds and your pissing contests on who is cheaper and still enjoyed yourselves are tacky as gently caress.
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Oct 6, 2016 03:14
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Hey me and my wife spent $850 at our favorite dive for our wedding (lol at anyone not just wearing a dress you already own) with our friends and it was great!
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Oct 6, 2016 03:16
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I would rather stand my ground at the minimum than abandon my son and wife to a gunman.
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Oct 7, 2016 17:18
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Chomp8645 posted:That's fine. It is your right to make an emotional decision instead of a rational one if you so chose. He says to his wife who views him as a colossal pussy for eternity.
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Oct 7, 2016 17:27
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Chomp8645 posted:I am shorter than my girlfriend. I am 5'10" and my girlfriend is 5'8". Ok.
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Oct 7, 2016 17:28
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Jack Trades posted:What do you think the robbers will decide to do with your hypothetical wife and kids after they have shot you? The same thing they would have done if I ran away?
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Oct 7, 2016 18:00
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Hi guys, I have a face built like a bulldogs and my boyfriend gets upset when I accentuate my hideous jowls, what to do!?!?!
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Oct 7, 2016 18:02
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Please change my name to Nipples, upward. Also, lol if someone is sticking through a relationship after some deceitful poo poo like posting nudes.
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Oct 7, 2016 20:50
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God drat at the chick whose still pining over her ex and just laid it out that she'll leave her fiance on the loving drop of a hat if this guy comes back. Better pray that he died in Iraq or something.
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Oct 11, 2016 16:42
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My sister was only married for a few years and it makes me mad in hindsight that I had to go along with her delusions that her ex husband was ok even though he was an overt douche.
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Oct 11, 2016 19:38
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Sounds like she wasn't blowing him, so he tried to choke the chicken.
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Oct 12, 2016 18:53
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Hahah, she didn't have a Dad and then was mad that her surrogate dad / lover had a daughter already.
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Oct 14, 2016 17:03
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Who gets that loving mad about online video games on that level? I can't even imagine the absurdity (and ensuing divorce) if I got owned in dark souls then started trashing and breaking my wife's poo poo over it. Why and how do you even put up with that? This dude has to physically restrain his girl because someone didn't stay in their lane in league of Legends lmao.
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Oct 17, 2016 16:42
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*Loses in Overwatch the most banal and flavorless game that is without penalty. Right hooks the dog and has to be restrained before obliterating the IKEA furniture.*
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Oct 17, 2016 17:37
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extra row of teeth posted:Both me and my boyfriend sometimes get really mad at video games. We then walk off and do something else, or go outside to walk the beach, or go have dinner together, or watch something funny, or do literally anything besides have a screaming toddler tantrum over the loving video game. That's a shame. A real curvy goonette would try to punch his teeth and need to be held down like an unhooded pit bull.
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Oct 17, 2016 18:47
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Yes, with the cardboard of the box haphazardly torn to be used as a plate. Smells like romance.
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Oct 17, 2016 18:52
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The porn auditing is so bizarre to me.
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Oct 17, 2016 19:28
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DOMDOM posted:Me [00 M/F] with my ___ [00 M/F] duration, short-description What the gently caress is this bullshit and where in the US do they speak it so I can avoid it???
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Oct 18, 2016 18:34
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What a deep and penetrating cuckening by the dad (his name is Don).
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Oct 18, 2016 19:23
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I don't follow. So he's limp dick the entire time he gets pegged/eats her out? Why don't they just gently caress after she comes?
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Oct 18, 2016 19:33
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Lmao. I bet Don would make sure he'd get off too. Even better is that this guy is too much of an enormous wuss to just voice that he wants to gently caress.
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Oct 18, 2016 19:39
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Filial piety dictates that the son suffers silently as the mother runs rampant with his credit history.
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Oct 19, 2016 15:28
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How could she not tell? Come on.
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Oct 19, 2016 21:27
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The worst part is that she doesn't realize how unimportant she is.
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Oct 20, 2016 15:50
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Fat kid just knows his parents are lame rear end deadbeats.
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Oct 20, 2016 17:39
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Let's not forget the free ride to college and then refusing to pay it forward to their son.
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Oct 20, 2016 18:01
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She's a great mother and she doesn't want him to take things for granted.
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Oct 20, 2016 18:21
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"I am very successful!!!@!!" She shouts to no one, because no one cares. "And a woman!!!!" I'm sorry, but using the amount of children that you had as some sort of badge of effort is so whack, all it does tell me is that you gently caress a lot.
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Oct 20, 2016 18:47
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Come on guys who doesn't merely rape their wives while they are in deep REM sleep?
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Oct 20, 2016 22:56
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Just tell him to stop touching himself around you. You don't have to route that one through the parents. "Help my [F45] 14 year old nephew [M14] has full raging erections and rubs it on the couch pillow when we watch SpongeBob reruns!!?? How do I make him stop?"
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Oct 21, 2016 18:05
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Are you sure you weren't nineteen? Because I don't remember anything about being four.
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Oct 21, 2016 18:32
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I hope it's terrible like trying to wear 1940s zoot suits with big wide brimmed fedora and saying poo poo like, "Hey ho daddy O" and snapping his fingers and doing shooty hands and clicking his tongue.
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Oct 21, 2016 20:30
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Pvt.Scott posted:Nah, I've always been a weird, goony gently caress. I'm just better at filtering it on some days rather than others. That comment was expressly intended to be as inappropriate as possible, so go me. Hmm, hth you might want to reign it in, friend.
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Oct 21, 2016 21:15
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Tender Bender posted:I hope he visited You Look Like poo poo and is following goon advice to buy sheets of raw denim to cut and sew into his own jeans, which he never washes. I want to believe. Is this a real thing?
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Oct 22, 2016 02:16
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This jeans thing ended up being less funny and just more gross than I expected.
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Oct 22, 2016 03:18
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I had to read everything afterwards to understand jazz cabbage. My brain couldn't process that it was somehow weed. Also denim rot crotch is loving disgusting. I can't imagine being with a women who peels off her jeans then has a funky smelling pussy. I don't know how she deals with it.
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You can just feel the years of built up bullshit between the chef and the abused woman.
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