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Play dead kid is gonna loving get his comeuppance when his mom has a sudden aneurysm and loving drops dead one afternoon
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:what the gently caress does orz mean  I haven't seen orz in like a decade lol
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A Moose posted:aaaand finally: I'm confused by this part. He said it was fun to get owned? Then she said she helped a lot so he texted her asking her out and she rejected him again??
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Nov 18, 2016 01:05
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drat. Thanks lol. Poor bastard.
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Nov 18, 2016 01:12
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He's toast
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Nov 18, 2016 06:57
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Guarantee it's not a pube but someone pulling on their beard absentmindedly
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Nov 18, 2016 17:22
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Gonna make a hot take and say the boyfriend is a drunk
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Nov 18, 2016 23:40
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Pvt.Scott posted:She sent that card to his mother's house because she doesn't like you and/or knew that you'd be tripping about that one bitch sending your hubby a Christmas card and she didnt want to actually cause any drama while also sending a a nice card to her friend. She sent it in November so there would be plenty of time for your husband to see it before the holidays, comma, you dumb person. It could be that, or she's trying to steal your husband by sending a Christmas card to him by way of his mother. Now that I think about it, he's probably cheating on you, at least emotionally. Kill him. Do you dictate your posts??!
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Nov 19, 2016 22:18
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Dude can't low key apologize for being a nightmare of a person for four years. I had a friend that I was just BAD friends with 7 years ago and we both "high key" apologized for being lovely people. We didn't antagonize the other or drive them to therapy or Suicide. That was good. That's actually a really good way to start again. Dude is like "oh yeh sorry I kind of picked on you a little in high school"
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Nov 19, 2016 22:32
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I was pretty lovely to a girl in high school too. It was bad. I apologized to her before we graduated and explained that I wasn't happy with myself, was being bullied myself but it didn't and wouldn't ever actually excuse my actions. Who knows, maybe the guy is low key humiliated at acting like a total loving idiot to her. I'm still pretty ashamed of myself and likely always will be. True, I guess the proof will be in the pudding if he follows through. She should be cautious though. If she had said he was straight up "I'm sorry I was a total loving idiot" that'd carry more weight though, I'd think?
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Nov 19, 2016 23:02
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I can't unless I'm showering 
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Nov 20, 2016 22:16
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Yikes. Jesus. Oh that's ... not gonna end well
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Nov 20, 2016 23:36
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Jeza posted:
As I was reading i just kept repeating "oh my loving god. Oh my loving god!!"
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Sojenus posted:it's amazing that the guy found probably the best way to make this worse:  
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Nov 22, 2016 03:15
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My dad summed it up probably decently with "you give a poo poo about your kids. Idgaf about other people's kids"
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Nov 23, 2016 04:52
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Tears In A Vial posted:
My favorite thing about these childfree whackos is their loving inability to write readable prose. Also loving lol that sleep is treated as some holy sublime thing. Of course it is. Kawaii ringtone dude. Fake edit: lowtax can the new forum code handle nested quotes?? Just one layer. Please god. So much juicy poo poo is lost to the sands of time
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Nov 24, 2016 00:22
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Is the joke that a guy saying he likes giving oral Is a red flag?? I'm catching the stupid too OP
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La Brea Carpet posted:Bolding mine. Hope this dude knows a good divorce lawyer....... 2 years no intimacy!!!??  No loving effort more like. Holy poo poo
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Demon Of The Fall posted:*knocks over jar full of old dogs on u*
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Nov 26, 2016 22:42
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Trevor Hale posted:Oh god. 
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Yeah what the heck happened to his ears?? Some infection? That sucks for both of them. They should get therapy together and separately. But honestly after her post they sound perfect for each other if we're gonna talk about both being equally awful/ broken
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Subjunctive posted:Isn't 2 glasses about half a bottle of wine? Like that story 10 pages back about the guy who's wife still goes out and drinks and he thinks that's the problem. Not her clear and straightforward alcoholism which other posters mentioned. So loving obvious. poo poo will gently caress you up. RIP them.
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Dec 3, 2016 23:37
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Guy sounds good/ normal. I think he should approach it from that angle, it's making him less attracted to her. Idk like a comparison would be if your partner was really into beards and you just shaved yours off. Do whatever you want, obviously, but if that's something they are into / attracted to, it's kinda rude ? Dude should communicate his discomfort or something, and angle it like a preference but not an ultimatum. Stuff like not enjoying going down on her should be really easy to compromise on, just tidy up, he's not even being insane and requesting full body wax or something. And he could frame it like he wouldn't keep his junk super hairy for the same reason. Comfort man. Comfort.
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insufficient guns posted:No normal person would post on reddit about this. How can you be MARRIED to someone and not be comfortable enough to say "hey lately I'm finding it kind of difficult to get my tongue in your crotch, could you please clear a pathway so I can sex you eaiser?" Nah better go running to the internet instead of having a 2 minute conversation. You're completely right. I concede lol
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Yah they're screwed
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Dec 6, 2016 23:07
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Coffee has to be heroin. Wtf else
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That poor OCD /MANIC moron
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Dec 12, 2016 13:59
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He will incorporate the spraying as a fetish. I thought we learned this
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Antivehicular posted:My girlfriend [39F] puts her Bop It in her vagoo, how do I [46M] make it my pee pee instead?! Save sexytimes for me, Reddit bros!!! lol
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boner confessor posted:not quite - only like half of americans drink at least once a month, about a quarter binge drink by the medical standards, and only like 3-5% are what most people would consider alcoholics. i'm not moralizing here, i'm an alcoholic, but 'normal' is pretty much an occasional drink with dinner, maybe, once a month. it's the minority of us who create the impression that drinking a six pack isn't problem drinking (it is) but most problem drinkers don't ever really turn into full on alkies, and a fair number of alkies remain functional and just end up fat etc. Yeah the "normal" range is 1-2 drinks a month. Top 30% is 1 drink a night. Top 20% is 2 a night. 60% of all alcohol is consumed by 10% of the drinking population
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Lucky Guy posted:so this is what it feels like to be part of the 1%. 
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Pvt.Scott posted:What percentile does downing a fifth of high proof booze or 12 malt liqour 12 oz. cans every night put me? That was some bad poo poo. It kept the demons at bay for a long time though. That's not counting party nights. Ugh. 12 drinks a night put you in the top 10%. The scale is coarse: top 20% is 14 drinks a week. Top 10% is 78 drinks a week. I was doing 8-9 shots a day at the end of my drinking career. underage at the vape shop posted:You need to define single session because 6 drinks in a night isn't that much if you're at a party or going clubbing or w/e Statistically 6 drinks in a single session IS a lot. You can argue semantics in terms of "sessions" but the idea that it's normal is defeated by statistics. 70% of all drinkers have less than 5 drinks a week, let alone a single day. Normal is 1 drink a month. Maybe 2. Arguably, though, a non drinker swallowing 6 drinks in an evening is gonna be ultra trashed. Someone with a tolerance for 1-2 every couple days is at a much less affected, but of course, they only got there from developing a tolerance in the first place. Idk if people drink or not, I just used to think the exact same thing Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:*alcoholic gbs misanthropes all give each other the Lol who knows better 
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Gaunab posted:He needs to work on his writing more; comes off too pretentious. Yeah that's what I was thinking: "I wish he'd stop writing."
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Maybe he shouldn't be such an rear end in a top hat? "Wahh people think I'm nice and are disappointed when I'm not"
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Acid gambler in the streets Insufferable rear end in a top hat in the sheets
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The lesson is don't embarrass yourself and your SO at same time. You got beef you take it up with them when there isn't an audience and talk it out.
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Nuebot posted:Please don't doxx me. He won't have it in his house?? Dude is 16.  She should've loving laughed in his face.
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Dudes brothers name has to be close to daddy right? Like Freddy or Eddie or idk. PRETTY IMPORTANT DETAIL. Also holy loving Jesus at the dislocating back brace. Omg that makes me so angry. Cumslut1895 posted:So I'm the only one who thinks that would absolutely gently caress up an application, and the sister is a horrible person I was more upset until I saw she was 18. Sure it's annoying but her resumes aren't going out to the Handful of "adult" companies in her area post college.
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